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brunoph

@brunoph@breakpoint.cafe

:xcode: Software Engineer at :apple_inc:

Author of https://mastodon.social/@mastonaut, Kodex, Noto, Pro:Sudoku, Cakebrew, and other Apps.

I toot/boost lots of random memes. he/him 🏳️‍🌈

Around the fediland since Aug 2018. I moved from @brunoph. 🪦 RIP mastodon.technology.

#Swift #ObjectiveC #macOSDev #music #photography #analog #minidisc #cassette

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I need news apps to understand that some random sports ball event on the other side of the planet is not push notification-worthy breaking news.

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Oh, hey, I can make lists too. But please, read it and listen to the music before yelling at me:

https://www.bruno.ph/blog/articles/list-of-10-albums-that-wont-appear-on-a-list-of-greatest-albums-ever-but-should/

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Just saw a bunch of playing cards strewn across a crosswalk. I wonder if a magician got run over

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It seems I have a case of the Opinions™ again

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I think I may have fixed my iPod video with some white tack lol

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I gave up hunting for my favorite Giorgio Moroder albums on second-hand CD stores, and finally bought them from Discogs.

E=mc2 is simply not in any streaming service I checked (at least in North America).

And the version of From Here to Eternity available in Apple Music sounds like a poor vinyl or cassette transfer.

Both sounds fantastic on CD, and this is yet another reason I'll never give up on physical media.

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I left some peanuts in my balcony ledge. A song sparrow landed on it, inspected the peanuts and left. I was curious why it didn't eat it, but didn't think much.

Then it came back, and this time it brought his friends with him 🥺

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Ok I'll post the aurora photos soon, but look at this photo!

A Heron tries to fish under the auroral glow.

#aurora #heron #birds #moon

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The show is starting!!! Please go back to your seats!

Aurora borealis in light green
Aurora borealis in light green

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A friend is sharing bright aurora photos from the middle of Berlin right now!!!

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NOAA is calling this a G5 event now!!

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Desperately trying to come up with plans to see the aurora tonight, with little success… 🥲

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Since Stack Exchange decided to jump the shark as well, this is a reminder that the whole network's data is licensed cc-by-sa 4.0 (a decision made in the beforetimes, and one which they're likely regretting at this point). This means anyone can setup a mirror/browser of this data as long as it's attributed back: https://archive.org/download/stackexchange

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If you're curious, the 11ft8(+8) bridge in Durham, NC, is still turning box trucks into convertibles in this year of our lord 2024.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAtvF7SYgw4

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Unpopular opinion: fries are perfect as they are. They don't need hot sauce.

(Guess who didn't order the spicy fries but got them anyway)

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The only acceptable use of an @-channel on slack is to inform everyone that there's an emergency and that the building must be evacuated. That's it.

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Bought a TC-14EII 1.4x teleconverter for my telephoto lens, and Nikon lists the AF-S 105mm ƒ/2.8 macro lens as compatible but with "AF not possible", which made no sense since it's a very fast lens.

So I connected it to my Z6ii and… it worked fine! Fast AF too! Hmm… Maybe a recent firmware update fixed it?

So I tried on my 2006 F75 film camera and… it also worked!!

What the hell Nikon…

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People who were monied adults in the 90s and 00s: did anyone ever use those credit card terminals on the back of airplane seats? Or was that a whole vaporware idea that got sold to airlines and never actually made to do anything useful?

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Electronic display on TransLink bus reads "Go Team Go!"

Yay! Sportsball!

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Shower thought: If "fasteners" prevent things from moving, they should be called "sloweners"

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People, please. The "Mastodon Board" (whatever that even means) could have Mr Satan in it, and you'd still be able to fork the software and/or run your own instance. None of y'all have ever had problems defederating from large instances, so don't even think about throwing that argument in.

Whatever your opinions are about this, it's unrealistic to expect this to remain a hobby project for two engineers. Maybe this is not the best way to solve this problem, but (again), Just Fork It™

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