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evilmicrowizard

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Those who know, know. RIP The Good Microwizard 😢🫡

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DrALJONES, to random
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  • evilmicrowizard,
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    @DrALJONES "No evidence of genocide"? What in the ever-loving f*ck...?

    evilmicrowizard, to random
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    @ai6yr Thank goodness that article was updated to say the mother and children were found!

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    evilmicrowizard,
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    @yurnidiot These are the jobs AI should replace tho

    evilmicrowizard, to random
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    Oh no, who broke archive.ph, and how?? It just keeps presenting CAPTCHA after CAPTCHA...

    lauren, to twitter
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    So it looks like Elon carrying that sink into HQ that first day was actually quite predictive of the firm's future after all.

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @lauren I wonder if there will be any employees left to carry it out for him, at the end

    ai6yr, to random

    In more random adventures in forced home remodeling: our Good: kitchen is wired for 220V! (apparently built in the 1970's war between electric and gas). Can put in an induction range/stove if we want!
    Bad: HOLY CARP HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE PRICES FOR INDUCTION RANGES/STOVES?!

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @ai6yr I would go so far as to say that your stove SHOULD NOT have WiFi, because things with WiFi can be hacked from a distance, and I do not want that to happen to a source of heat inside my house!

    SrRochardBunson, to queer

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  • evilmicrowizard,
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    @SrRochardBunson One time decades ago I was walking with friends and a date in Greenwich Village and we passed a trashcan with what looked like debris from a carnival float. "Look," my date said, "stars on sticks." I took one look at the 5 pointed glitter encrusted stars atop 2 foot long dowels and said to her "Those are f*cking MAGIC WANDS!" My friends and I all rushed over and took one each. After that we were Fairies On A Mission. 🧚‍♂️🌟😎👍

    ben, to random
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    The time has come once again to start filing end of year predictions. Good thing I have no anxiety about 2024 whatsoever

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @ben "2023 will end. ...Probably." 😅

    CameronDavis, to random

    Launching the graphic novel today means that after five years I can finally show you the worst joke I’ve ever written and will not apologise for

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @CameronDavis Butter not let @dgar hear of this 🫠

    GottaLaff, to random
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    I just got a private message that I was being Trumpian for using mocking nicknames, that liberals shouldn't resort to demeaning names like I've used.

    Should I stop? Is it Trumpian? Because honestly, I'm offended. My stuff is so tame. I'm hardly in his insulting league, but if I am, tell me.

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @JamesGleick @GottaLaff Agreed. The lightness is a feature, not a bug!

    pbump, to random
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    We're starting to get early data on a question that could decide 2024: who will voters that hate both major-party candidates support? (Hint: Right now, most of them like RFK Jr.)

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/11/02/trump-biden-dislike-polls/

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @pbump oh ghodz please no. 😫

    ElleGray, to random
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    but what a night it must have been

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @ElleGray I suspect some of the people who used this medicine might still be experiencing that "One Night" today 😅

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  • evilmicrowizard,
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    @lzg "F*ck it, we'll do it live" 😅👊

    feditips, to random
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    Is there something about Mastodon and the Fediverse that you need help with?

    Reply to me or send me a DM and I'll try to help if I can, or put you in touch with someone else who can help.

    Don't worry if a question seems silly or obvious! The idea of this account is to especially help new people.

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @feditips @vey981 @fdroidorg Sigh, @fdroidorg seems less and less reliable. The last time I used it recently, it installed a version of a Signal fork that froze on launch and lost my entire message history, and now trying to use it to get Fedilab all I get is repeated crashes from F-Droid itself...

    ai6yr, to random

    Hail in New Mexico. From Dorothea Delgado via Grant Tosterud - rivers of in today.

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @ai6yr 😳😳😳🤯

    petergleick, to random
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    A reminder to all journalists: most in the GOP don't MIND a government shut down because a core of their philosophy is disemboweling government and then complaining how government doesn't work. The impacts to people, the economy, and the environment don't matter to them.

    evilmicrowizard, (edited )
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    @petergleick Posted on FB September 2011. Same as it ever was...

    AnarchoNinaWrites, to random
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    Naw ask around, I appreciate folks who have a point, in the replies.

    I have made many friends this way.

    The difference is, they were right. And I guess most of them weren't smug pricks; but a couple were, and we still hit it off fine, because they were right.

    I absolutely fucking insist that if you're going to mansplain fascism and geopolitics to a woman who has forgotten more than you will ever know, about either subject, you be correct.

    Or I will respond as you deserve. With hostility.

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @victor
    What the hell, dude?

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    Alice, to random
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    They're a 10 but they use Winamp without a skin.

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @Alice What did that poor llama ever do to deserve this 😭😭😭

    TheConversationUS, to ai
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    is quite creative – and tools like DALL-E and Midjourney are actually more creative than most humans, according to a commonly-used test

    https://theconversation.com/ai-scores-in-the-top-percentile-of-creative-thinking-211598

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @TheConversationUS This is terrible clickbait, particularly given that AI "creativity" comes from their training corpus including outputs from creative humans, generally without those humans' consent. Please do better with your stories or you're going to start to lose readers like me!

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @abucci @emilymbender @alex A well-sourced quality takedown. Thanks for taking the time to put it together and post it!

    DemocracySpot, to london
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    🎧 What I'm on right now.

    clubbing in with . The band say the brief for the "One Night in Heaven" video was, "Have a good time!" Filmed in

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1ixv6kkV4w

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @DemocracySpot What a wonderful song!

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @DemocracySpot First time for this song in particular, though I remember the group also from back in the day! 🎶

    dancinyogi, to random
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    I am running on two hours of sleep. Shouldn't I be, you know, tired??

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @dancinyogi In the words of Yoda: https://youtu.be/csMAaVGZAC0 😅

    RollingStone, to random

    In February, Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a “national divorce” between red and blue states. Now, she’s taking her call for a schism even further by encouraging states to outright “consider seceding from the union.” https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/marjorie-taylor-greene-states-consider-seceding-from-the-union-1234822567/

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @RollingStone I suppose she has already forgotten that this was tried previously and that legal safeguards were put in place as a result. 😏😂

    br00t4c, to random
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    Oh, Hot Toys' Live Action One Piece Figures Are Extremely Cursed

    https://gizmodo.com/hot-toys-one-piece-live-action-luffy-figure-netflix-1850825876

    evilmicrowizard,
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    @br00t4c This valley is TOO UNCANNY!! 😳😵‍💫

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