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javi, to random

Look, USians, I don't want to step into your internal politics, but you see, 45 years ago, we spaniards had the occurrence to write in our constitution that the head of state (the king) has immunity from prosecution for anything they do while they are in the job, and now we have an ex-king with a Wikipedia page that includes a "alleged corruption" section 55 paragraphs long.

And it's only "alleged" because he can't be taken to court even with the piles of evidence that exist.

Just saying.

MostlyHarmless, to random
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Whoever wrote this headline is not paid enough.

LockEx, to random
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Lockpick Extreme has partnered with the amazing jewelry artist, Batsheva Maisel to create a new series of Lockpick Earrings. Our first, limited release will be at BSides SF next weekend.

dgar, to random
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tobyhede, to random
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🧙 This is massive
The Future of MySQL is PostgreSQL:
Today, at Postgres Conference 2024, we introduced a PostgreSQL extension we are developing, which enables MySQL applications to run on PostgreSQL without any code changes by supporting the MySQL wire protocol, SQL syntax, and procedural language.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40094160
https://nextgres.com/res/20240419-The-Future-of-MySQL-is-Postgres.pdf (edited)

jonah, to random
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We truly live in an age of wonders https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/ipados-18-could-ship-with-built-in-calculator-app-after-14-calculator-less-years/

lain, to random
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SPC meetup in Cali??

lain, to random
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coolboymew, to random
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Y'all need Poutine in your life

FloatingGhost, to random
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real and also true

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dimi, to Humor
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@humour @linguistics

djlink, to random
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this was such a good twist back then, I thought I had ended the game.

encthenet, to random
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Holy shit:
> Geostationary satellites often measure bolts that are hundreds of miles long. In 2021, researchers recorded one that was 477 miles in length and stretched across parts of Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi.

> https://beekeeping.ninja/users/dulcedemon/statuses/112306857271135259

onewheelgeek, to retrogaming
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OMG. My sister is actually the coolest!

N33R, to random
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SlicerDicer, to random

10 fucking hours. 35 miles.

8 total fish spinning 4 captured for science. This was not for trying to find fish. Unbelievable really. The entire inshore water of kemp channel, pine channel is just desolate.

The spots where my wife and I would see huge schools of fish? Just empty it’s beyond surreal now. The sadness of seeing them spin has been replaced with the sadness of seeing nothing.

Baby Bonnethead was doing ok though we saw one shark.

This is truly baffling to me how it can just be this bad. State biologists have now stated do not swim in waters where spinning fish have been seen. That means basically the entire inshore waters of the keys. This is my rough map so far. Though if you used your head and all, saying one thing is like the other what has been seen is seen and what hasn’t hasn’t? You can assume any area less than 20ft deep is likely that zone.

dosnostalgic, to random
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I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why

Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

🔊🎵

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aka_pugs, to random
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Born this day 1931: Fred Brooks, software/architecture pioneer.
"Einstein repeatedly argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer."

vantablack, to random
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"stoners are such a strong cultural force they took hitler’s birthday away from the neo nazis. the columbine shooting couldn’t even reclaim that date. 420 is for stoners, and god bless them for it."

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sun, to random
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HALF MY INVESTMENT GONE I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO WEB3ISGOINGGREAT

anandamide, to random
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I need you to see this

bsletten, to random
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Ok, non-nerds, feel free to stop reading.

If you:

telnet mapscii.me

Not only will you see a cool ASCII art map of the world, you can scroll around with a mouse and zoom in. It's astoundingly cool ASCII art.

textfiles, to random
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The calls have been minimal, but "Jason, where is the emulation-in-browser support for the Tiger GAME.COM handheld console" has been answered - every released game for it, and every instruction manual, as well as links to Diskman's absolutely fantastic fan site. Play the worst thing ever today:

https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_gamecom

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sun, to random
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What's this for, zoomers????

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