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shaknais

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Author | Aussie | Written all kinds of tales over the years - romance, murder mystery, science fiction and fantasy and more.
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shaknais, to writing
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Not knowing how a woman would approach the situation, Taylor threw aside the expectations. She wasn’t going to be some quiet and meek thing. If Vernon was to have her, then it would be on her terms.

She grabbed him bottom of the beard and dragged it in. She breathed his musk of rum and tobacco, before giving him a kiss firm and strong.

Pants or none, he would know she was the one in charge.

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/79485/red-treasure/chapter/1574087/thirteen

gabek, to random

My heart goes out to xz. A single maintainer, who was clearly in a rough place with mental health, screaming out to the world for some help and additional contributions, and somebody shows up wanting to help. Could you imagine how happy that maintainer was? They were no longer alone.

And it turns out the only reason somebody wanted to help them was nefarious. I can’t imagine how they feel right now as everyone is blaming them. I hope they’re ok.

shaknais,
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@gabek
It was a real world xkcd 2347.

https://xkcd.com/2347/

arstechnica, to random
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Backdoor found in widely used Linux utility breaks encrypted SSH connections

Malicious code planted in xz Utils has been circulating for more than a month.

https://arstechnica.com/security/2024/03/backdoor-found-in-widely-used-linux-utility-breaks-encrypted-ssh-connections/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

shaknais,
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@billyjoebowers @arstechnica
They also committed unsafe code to libarchive, so... Yes, it probably is.

https://github.com/libarchive/libarchive/pull/1609/files

shaknais, to random
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I usually avoid brand names in my books, either just not using them, or inventing brands.

Writing either cars or guns, in a modern-ish setting... That doesn't really work.

mxtthxw, to gardening
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The Rhododendron is starting to do its thing, that’s nice isn’t it?

Gwan flower.

shaknais,
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@mxtthxw Ain't that a pretty thing

dgar, to random
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It’s that time again!
Show me some memes!!

shaknais,
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shaknais,
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@dgar
Not technically a meme, but I love this comic.

shaknais, to random
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The case of the 500 mile email bug is still one of my favourite stories.

https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html

melissabeartrix, to random
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If I see one more of these trollies I will explode ... Ggggrrrrr

Hugz & xXx

shaknais,
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@melissabeartrix How else am I meant to drag around my problems?

RickiTarr, to random
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They say If a writer falls in love with you, you'll live forever, but what if you break their heart?

shaknais,
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@RickiTarr
I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked with you; you will be naked for the public.

~ Butchered quote from "A Knight's Tale".

Toastie, to random
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ME: [is late for meeting]

ZOOM: Hi. Would you like to log in to go to this meeting? You have to log in.

ZOOM: I don’t have your password. Don’t YOU have your password?

ZOOM: I’ll be honest, I forget how to log you in.

GOOGLE: Hi.

ME: Oh jesus.

GOOGLE: I can help log you in. C’mon over here.

GOOGLE: Oops, looks like you’re logged out here too.

ME: But I was just using Gdocs in another tab—

GOOGLE: I said you’re logged out now.

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shaknais,
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@tezoatlipoca @Toastie
NFC tap-to-login isn't bad. But I'll take it as a card or my phone over embedding a technology into my wrist that'll be obsolete in six months.

shaknais, to random
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I have upset many of my readers, I'm afraid. None of my characters is particularly safe from death, and I have killed off some of my favourites - so long as it works for the plot.

I have regretted some of the angry death threats I have got. Didn't regret killing the character, though.

shaknais,
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@ixtlidekami @NaraMoore @crcollins
One of my favourite movies. Went in knowing nothing. Next day I was dragging friends along to see it again.

melissabeartrix, to random
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Three things I'm grateful for

  • bees
  • worms
  • waste collectors

Hugz & xXx

shaknais,
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@melissabeartrix
... Did you have someone killed and disposed of again?

melissabeartrix, to random
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But it's chocolate! ... I can't even enjoy chocolate these days without thinking "what about the kids"

We need to do better

Hugz & xXx

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/tearfund-chocolate-scorecard-2024-how-ethical-are-kiwis-favourite-brands/USLOW5R3OFCZNJKLOXCQDTWIAI/

shaknais,
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@melissabeartrix Those stats are depressing. How can we still be struggling with child labor with these companies...?

StillIRise1963, to random
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Everyone doesn't have to like you.

shaknais,
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@StillIRise1963 If everyone likes me, then I am doing something very, very wrong.

RickiTarr, to random
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Trans people are "forever patients"?

So is literally everyone!

Fuck off.

shaknais,
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@RickiTarr 3? And that's just to keep me in one piece. I ain't healthy by any standard.

If someone has a magic pill that makes them feel themself... They're one up on the rest of us.

shaknais, to writing
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Fuuuck. Some of my books have been added to GitHub's AI system, because I backed up the code I used to generate them in the private repositories, whilst keeping my copyright and not using any open source license.

https://archive.softwareheritage.org/browse/origin/directory/?origin_url=https://github.com/shakna-israel/wandsofwizeria

I have filed a manual removal, but they've already trained on the data.

https://huggingface.co/spaces/bigcode/in-the-stack

golgaloth, to Women
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Every garment? Are you insane?

shaknais,
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@golgaloth I can see about the dragons... But there's just no negotiating with pockets. Can't be done. Not possible. Fin.

tinyimportance, to random
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On the bright side I found a whole pack of paper plates... which I won't use

shaknais,
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@melissabeartrix @tinyimportance
Give me a five minute warning so I can duck 'n cover?

shaknais,
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@tinyimportance @melissabeartrix
In that case, time to turn the music up.

shaknais, to random
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Most cafes can't actually make my favourite coffee. Not that it's particularly difficult, but because of words being annoying, and mishearing because of being overworked and run off their feet.

A ristretto coffee is a short shot. A single ristretto tends to be a weak coffee.

My favourite, however, is double ristretto. Which tends to be an extra strong coffee.

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shaknais, to books
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Did I mention that my book, nominated for Indieverse's Best Novella 2024, can be grabbed for free over here...?

I might be excited.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1483026

shaknais, to random
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256 — Do you have any other writers in your family?

... It's distant, but my second-cousin, once removed, is this little known author by the name of A. A. Milne.

So, there's a bit of a children's author. He did do one murder tale, but mostly the yellow bear. I've only done one kids thing and holy hell I found it so much harder than adult things.

I'm sticking with adult.

shaknais, to australia
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Just got a tax debt letter, with one week to pay, from the . For more than I've ever earnt in my entire life.

Sometimes... Fuck .

(The ATO is also offline, so I can't quite fight them on it, yet.)

shaknais,
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@melissabeartrix Yeah. Catherine King is my MP, so hopefully she can help out. But the ATO is a really gross org sometimes.

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