TarkabarkaHolgy, Hungarian
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Alright Mastodon, tell me about your favorite weird animals 😄

taffysaint,

@TarkabarkaHolgy tiger beetle. It runs so fast when chasing prey it makes itself go blind.

jtheseamstress,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy Greenland shark. Lives centuries, has poisonous body, can swallow prey animals whole after sucking them in, is really large, and slow, looks funny. 🦈
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark

holothuroid,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy Sea horses.

BramMeehan,
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Virginicus,

@TarkabarkaHolgy Moose. The longer you look at them, the weirder they get.

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@Virginicus truth

ted_duffield,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy The Alligator Gar is pretty weird.

littlerachyb,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy CUTTLEFISH
Most intelligent of the invertebrates.
Cannibals.
Venomous.
Communicate via super quick skin changing. Their chameleon like absolutes are off the chats crazy.
Weird advanced eyesight.
Interior shell.
Also kinda cute.

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@littlerachyb I AM A HUGE CUTTLEFISH FAN ❤️❤️

littlerachyb,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy 🙌🏻🦑

USelaine,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy By-the-Sea Sailor is crazier than jellyfish, and that’s hard to do.

lennby,

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shoebill stork!

si_fuller,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy The muntjaq is one I recently learned of. It’s a tiny deer with long fangs, and it has all of these scent glands on its face that pop open and closed in a very unsettling way.
https://youtu.be/XDKiBL8bVsk?si=Q_UdPwVb02NNp9Zz

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@si_fuller I love all small deer 😄 kancils especially

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy baby aardvarks

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@GreenSkyOverMe or aardvarks in general 😄

GreenSkyOverMe,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy As babies they are additionally very wrinkly. So ugly, so cute!

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earthworm,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy

For weird reproductive strategies, I go with weird marine animals.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracerceis_sculpta

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@earthworm daaaaaaamn 😶

earthworm,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy

I think it is highly advised not to use mating behaviour of marine sponge-inhabiting millimeter-sized isopodes to draw conclusions for humans (I see you, manosphere 🧐).

But you asked for weird animals 😅

gryphonEschmidt,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy
Are pangolins still on the weird list?

Printdevil,
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@gryphonEschmidt @TarkabarkaHolgy Another one for Pangolins!

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@Printdevil @gryphonEschmidt yesss most def

SeekingDuck,

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banff_Springs_snail

It is estimated that the population varies between 1,500 and 15,000 snails. At its lowest points, the entire population of snails can fit in an ice cream cone, and at its highest, in a one-litre milk carton.

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@SeekingDuck wow tiny teeny snails, love it 😄

StephanMatthiesen, (edited )
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@TarkabarkaHolgy
Batychordaeus charon. It's a small (centimetres) marine animal that secretes a 'house', a kind of slime net approx a meter wide for collecting food particles. When it has collected to much debris, the house is discarded and sinks to the bottom of the ocean and the organism builds a new one. This is an important mechanism to transport organic matter and carbon into the deep ocean, but also microplastic particles that get trapped in the house.

StephanMatthiesen,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy
Also mantis shrimps. These are predatory crustaceans with specially adapted claws that hit the prey with great power as fast as a bullet, either with a club-like blunt force smashing through shells, or a spear-like appendage.

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@StephanMatthiesen both amazing, thank you!

hook,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy I like the tasmanian devil.

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@hook yesss

hook,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy oops, I meant the tasmanian tiger / wolf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thylacine

Printdevil,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy It's not very weird anymore because the internet made the world smaller, but when I was a lot younger I had a serious crush on the whole concept of Pangolins. No one else here had even heard of them.

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@Printdevil same! Honestly most of the people around me didn't know about them until covid, sadly... Love them :)

Printdevil,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy I used to have a little tripod..or geocities site devoted to pangolins, which shows how long ago I liked them really. I wrote a Pangolin poem, now.. hopefully lost forever.

floatybirb,
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@TarkabarkaHolgy There's so many good weird animals its hard to pick one.

I'll go with the horshoe crab today, because they're like weird walking bowls with pointy tails that have been almost unchanged since the Cambrian era.

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@floatybirb love them! If it ain't broke don't fix it

authorlevai,

@TarkabarkaHolgy Are bats weird? Gosh, I am so basic.

TarkabarkaHolgy,
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@authorlevai totally weird 😄

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