JeffKerman1999,

A highschool physics book translated in ancient Greek/linear B to mass copy and distribute to everyone. Maybe it’ll give the advantage to stop the Bronze Age Collapse.

JollyRoberts,

@JeffKerman1999 bring some plans for the printing press and some plans to mass produce paper too. Back in the ancient times one sheet of paper was about $30 in todays money. A whole book would be the equivalant of tens of thousands of dollars.

@hai

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Without digisation possibilities, limited oil usage, and an ever-increasing demand for paraphanalia, there will be no trees left.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I think hygiene and modern concepts of medicine and transmittable diseases would more likely prevent that collapse

Teon,
Teon avatar

Go back and destroy religion.

Valmond,

So you’d take like 1 Jesus or what?

Teon,
Teon avatar

Well you can't go back in time and delete "someone" that never existed in the first place. There is no historical evidence anywhere that "jesus" ever lived. He's a myth.
I meant remove religion, from everywhere.

Tosti, (edited )
@Tosti@feddit.nl avatar

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  • Pantherina,

    I think this dude Judas aleady tried it, didnt help.

    No shit, with this “betrayal” and Jesus knowing he has to go on, this really looks like they knew it was an attempt to stop this horror

    roo,
    @roo@lemmy.one avatar

    Start flamewars on robotic astroturf accounts about how dumb Donald Trump is until Instagram starts and people try to prove he’s not an idiot, but in protesting they protest too much and nobody believes them by 2016.

    So, I need a robot chatbot algorithm cookbook for the naughties and beyond.

    tetris11,
    @tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

    ChatGPT with an unlimited account from several proxy IPs in 2016 could have changed the world.

    MJBrune,

    force Florida to count the ballots in 2000 in favor of Al Gore. People want to talk about stolen elections? They literally wouldn’t count all the ballots because of a technology flaw.

    hai,
    @hai@lemmy.ml avatar

    It’s Florida how do you expect to be able to force them to do anything?

    otter,

    I’m dumb, thought it was about stealing something from the past to the present. So these answers do fit the prompt


    My first reaction was “bring a T-Rex to the year 2000 and threaten them with it”. Ended up pestering AI till it agreed to answer a similar question, here’s a summary of those answers:

    Advanced Surveillance Technology: Bringing back highly advanced surveillance technology from a more technologically developed era could be a game-changer.

    This one makes some sense. You go back to 1999 (or future if possible) and bring equipment that can detect and prove the fact beyond reasonable doubt. Enough to cause the count.

    Influential Evidence from the Future: Bringing back concrete evidence from the future, such as detailed records of the government’s planned election fraud, could be used to expose and prevent these actions. This could include documents, videos, or other irrefutable proof of planned malpractices in the election.

    Now this one goes against the prompt somewhat, but it would be the most effective. Although the butterfly effects from proving time travel may cause new issues…

    ninjan,

    You could be extremely careful to only take with you evidence that would be fresh but not before the fact. Explaining how you got them will be the tricky part either way

    TheBananaKing,

    Introduce Shakespeare to D&D, and encourage him to popularize it.

    Not only would the campaigns he ran be amazing, but goooodlord imagine the subversive effect it would have socially. Unpinning good/evil from lawful/chaotic in the public perception that early on would be a Big Deal; bringing the idea of consumer-generated content would shift attitudes to art and literature away from a purely top-down concept, and the resulting rise of Victorian fan-fiction would be so amazingly terrible it would rip its own hole in the spacetime continuum.

    Gold_E_Lox,

    is it confirmed that shakespear was a real guy and not a pen name?

    ReCursing,
    ReCursing avatar

    Yes. The idea that he wasn't real is frankly laughable. We know where he lived, we know who his wife was and what she was left in his will (their second best bed!), he met the queen for crap's sake!

    tetris11,
    @tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

    Also he had a daughter he left his entire estate to, and the town of Stratford-upon-avon was sick of his show stealing antics for many many many years

    hrimfaxi_work,
    @hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

    I wonder how much difference one Stinger SAM would have made at Blair Mountain in 1921.

    violetraven,
    @violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Teaching Abraham Lincoln how to do egirl makeup and being a femboy.

    TheGuyTM3,
    @TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’d bring a universal encyclopedia to the mesopotamians.

    Rockyrikoko,

    Bring a time machine with you and teach ancient Egyptians how to use it

    PeepinGoodArgs,

    Carl Sagan himself. This timeline is going to be ruined.

    JK1348,

    Avoid cocaine Limit my drinking Focus in school better instead of partying Go therapy Been patient enough to grow a meaningful relationship with someone special but I was too egoistical to see it then Learn music Workout and not gain weight from excessive drinking and eating

    imaqtpie,
    @imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Indeed. That way you could be more useful for the capitalist machine.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    You wanna fuck up the timeline? Somehow mess something up so plastic was never, and never will be invented. That would change sooooo many things.

    MrAlternateTape,

    It would also stop much of the progress humanity made. Unfortunately, plastic is pretty much the cheapest and easiest solution for a lot of problems, specifically for packaging food and stuff like that.

    You may very well travel back to a world that no longer can build that time machine.

    ChemicalPilgrim,

    When the fork I use for lunch and throw away will outlast my civilization, I’m very much ok with destroying that technology.

    maniel,
    @maniel@lemmy.ml avatar

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  • Kuori,
    @Kuori@hexbear.net avatar

    every day, i pray for god to do the bare minimum and give His people an internet without men

    maniel,
    @maniel@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yeah, I might’ve worded too dude like for your taste, I’m genuinely curious though, what part of my statement angered you to the point of calling for segregation? My potentially but unintentionally offensive language or the fact I mentioned the situation?

    Kuori,
    @Kuori@hexbear.net avatar

    it was mostly a joke. your comment was just phrased in a fairly gross way and i felt like hyperbolically expressing my distaste

    as for why it took that exact form…well, spend some time as a woman and see how long it takes before you want a break from men lol

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    You weren’t too shy to tittyfuck her, how’d you miss the BJ hint?

    maniel,
    @maniel@lemmy.ml avatar

    Guessing it’s because I was busy looking at them boobies, also tried to play inaccessible young man with strong moral backbone, who don’t want to rush things, we both were virgins back then

    Agent641,

    Id go back and push a kid into the gorilla enclosure at Cincinnati zoo, just for a laugh.

    MTK,

    If I went back in time, between stoping hitler or stopping you the choice is clear.

    mindbleach,

    NYT: Adolf Hitler somehow killed by gorilla, onlookers horrified but supportive.

    kristina, (edited )

    id give the taino a flak cannon to shoot at colombus

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