AmbroisindeMontaigu,

Just the boring one: That all the exciting conspiracies (and other stuff like "culture wars") are there to distract from the banal reality of most people and the world being exploited by a few selfish assholes.

TheDoozer,

It’s interesting that the big “revelations” of conspiracy are things we jokingly referenced and always kind of knew:

Movie executives forcing women to sleep with them or be sexually assaulted to be able to work in the industry.

The catholic church sexually abusing children and covering it up.

Buying votes and Supreme Court judgements.

So what are we joking about now but not doing anything about? Russia owning an entire political party through blackmail? The Left is indoctrinating and grooming kids into thinking that their assigned-at-birth gender might not be their real gender and that non-heterosexual and nonmonogamous relationships are as legitimate as those Ordained By God and that pregnancy planning, prevention, and terminating is a women’s health care issue between them and their doctor and nobody else (I mean… yeah. I guess that conspiracy is openly true and not really a conspiracy but an openly stated goal, and not that we should be trying to prevent or stop it).

TwilightVulpine,

Seems pertinent that US politicians suddenly mentioned a totally reliable account about possible aliens just as people’s unrest over their cost of living and the excesses of the wealthy has been rising.

UnD3Rgr0uNDCL0wN,

And talks of cuts to military spending at a time when people dont want to get involved in a new European war…

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Exactly. It struck me that they must be diverting attention from something when they came out with the alien stuff

Nobody,

You don’t need a shadowy conspiracy when you make it legal to bribe politicians and write the laws for them. It’s all done out in the open. Regulators and board rooms have revolving doors for the same few people, and they all make insanely disgusting amounts of money while the rest of us suffer.

AmbroisindeMontaigu,

I'm not saying a few people fucking over the rest is a conspiracy theory.

I'm saying that all those conspiracy theories people love to discuss are pushed to capture the attention of those people and have them think they're involved in something important and spend all their energy on that, so the assholes can keep on fucking them over without much resistance.

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

Feds could have stopped 9/11, but chose not to.

sadreality,

After blm and j6, I am assuming feds did it.

No big ticket item crime in US gets done with out them playing at least some role.

Blamemeta,

Hell they don’t even need to do much. A few internet comments, and bada bing bada boom, you got a headline.

halvar,

As far as I understand they could have stopped it but it would have required them swallowing their pride and sharing their data and cooperating with “rival” agencies.

Jimmycakes,

They had all the information on 911 but all in different agencies and different people who didn’t connect the dots.

Viper_NZ,

The Looming Tower is a fantastic mini series which covers the inter agency bullshit that allowed it to happen

Chuymatt,

Yah, not really conspiracy, but BS that allowed bad things.

Nonameuser678,
@Nonameuser678@aussie.zone avatar

The real truth of 9/11 is far darker than the idea that it was an inside job. It being an inside job implies that the Bush administration was competent.

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, Bush and Saudi families have been friends for generations. Doesn’t seem too far fetched for them to work together.

m_f,
bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

Lmfao seems reasonable, hopefully he’ll be held accountable

Jackthelad,

I don’t believe Lee Harvey Oswald managed to plan the Kennedy assassination all by himself.

mysoulishome,
@mysoulishome@lemmy.world avatar

It’s really odd to me that after all these years we don’t have any solid proof. It seems so bizarre and unlikely that he did it by himself but also equally bizarre and unlikely that it happened and there is no proof

Meowoem,

Over thirty people making videos it taking pictures in the plaza, every story and statement poured over time and time again in intricate detail… And we’re still no where near a consensus opinion on what happened.

Today, (edited )

I met a guy who was there, Sam Pate. He was a radio reporter covering the event. He said the storm drains were larger then and the killer went down, took the tunnels, and was on a plane from Love to Chicago by the time Kennedy was pronounced dead at parkland.

Alto,
Alto avatar

The way I see it, if it was a conspiracy it was done in just about the dumbest way possible.

Moving target and you don't make sure there was someone to concretely place Oswald on the floor at the time of the shooting?

If it's the CIA/FBI/any of the 3 letter agencies, there were so many better opportunities when JFK was standing still on a stage

nyar,

Please keep in mind:

The CIA and FBI are not, and have never been, good at their jobs. They do dumb and reckless shit constantly, both in the past and today.

NoIWontPickaName,

For examples please see Fidel Castro

Alto,
Alto avatar

Trust me I'm well aware that a large portion of their power comes from the doublethink of "they're incompetent fools" and "their power is limitless and they're all knowing".

Doesn't change the fact that even a bumbling idiot knows its easier to shoot a guy that's standing still than one moving in a car

jerrimu,

It was mafia.

flipht,

Two great books that touch on this: Dr Mary's monkey and Mary's mosaic.

Two different people named Mary, but both go deep down the JFK rabbit hole.

some_guy,

I think Oswald acted alone and got two shots with one making contact and the other hitting the curb. The kill shot was from a Secret Service agent who fell forward in a moving vehicle.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Error

shadearg,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, the AR-15 got JFK too? Sheeit. /s

30mag,

Why? It wasn’t much of a plan.

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar

The US, UK, Israel, China and Russia infiltrating my country.

Perfide,

Can you be any more specific? That narrows it down to “Not North Sentinel Island, probably”

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar
Gork,

What if one of those countries secretly visited North Sentinel Island with some guys in Crysis-like stealth exoskeletons to gather information? Anthropologists who are trained like a SEAL Team.

Perfide,

Hence “probably”. I haven’t completely ruled it out, although nominally speaking the island is Indias territory so they probably wouldn’t be very happy. Which doesn’t mean very much, admittedly.

leraje,
@leraje@lemmy.world avatar

I think between those 5, there’s not a country on the planet that hasn’t been infiltrated.

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

All at the same time? What country are you from?

Anti_Weeb_Penguin, (edited )
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar

The south american country with huge territorial claims

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

Brazil?

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar

Brazil doesn’t have territorial claims

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

So we’re only considering claims to land that is not possessed by the country. In that case I’d guess Argentina because Falklands.

Chuymatt,

That doesn’t narrow it down…

dan1101,

I believe the military is covering up something about UAPs. I doubt it’s aliens but they know or should know more than they admit.

Meowoem,

It’s the intersecting lasers making plasma thing they were working on, all the same physical properties and it’s probably what they were testing at that exercise where the tictac was filmed.

My guess is it half works but it impractical so they’re doing this poor cover up attempt to make China think it does work so they’ll invest r&d into it and waste resources, they used to do that to Russia all the time

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I think it’s bogus and they’re using it to distract from something else, just like they used the culture war

AtHeartEngineer,
@AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

100% it’s bogus. They aren’t using it as a distraction for any specific thing. They are using it because qanon and Jan 6th scared the shit out of the government and this is a way to keep conspiracy theorists busy.

echoplex21,

Absolutely agreed here but I wouldn’t even consider that conspiracy, I think documents showing UAPs even admitted that. It being extraterrestrial would be the true WTF moment.

Neato,
Neato avatar

It's always just US spy craft, foreign spy craft, foreign craft of unknown purpose, weather balloons, weird atmospheric shit. Also: instrumentation fucking up/data corrupting. When you combine the instrumentation with any of the former, it doubles it.

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

some of the OG UFOs were in fact prototype B2, alien technology is just catchier story than (boring for most people) new warplanes

bender,

I remember the first time i heard a right wing person tell me about Qanon. She was really believing it. I was speechless when she got done.

zxqwas,

Let’s say 1/20 believable conspiracy theories are true. If I disbelieve all of them I’ll be 19/20 = 95% correct.

If I believe in one of them there is a 1/20 chance I’ll pick the right one and be 100% correct and 19/20 chance I’ll pick the wrong one and have two incorrect beliefs (one false positive and one false negative). 1/20100+19/2090 = 90.5% correct.

Feel free to correct my not even a napkin math. Or challenge the assumption that only 1/20 believable conspiracy theories are true. Or just agree and outsource the effort of thinking to someone trying to compensate lack of sleep with egregious amounts of caffeine.

captain_samuel_brady,

Most if not all of the privacy related services (VPNs, Tor, etc) are compromised. On the plus side, I think that pirating media with those services is completely safe.

HurlingDurling,

I belive there are aliens hidden in Area 51 and there is a secret tunnel network across the US that let’s these aliens move without being seen.

potopato,

The Spanish former King (Juan Carlos I de Borbón) was behind 23F, the attempted coup d’etat during 1981.

cooopsspace,

The US actually makes terrorists, and by extension refugees. If 9/11 wasn’t directly an inside job they probably let it happen or created the motive for the people involved.

Australia found an SAS soldier guilty of war crimes and were on video perpetuating a really nasty culture that almost certainly creates martyrs and needlessly extended our time in Afghanistan.

BaskinRobbins,

The SAS war crimes rabbithole is really depressing. It’s almost an open secret at this point.

wwaxwork,

I believe the NRA is involved in money laundering for the Russian mob and Trump ran for office to do the same thing, launder money through donations and by paying for advertising for donations with dirty money and getting clean clean donations back.

Billy_Gnosis,
@Billy_Gnosis@lemmy.world avatar

There is a huge hairy intelligent creature that roams the forests of North America. The government is aware of it’s existence.

oopy_soup,

It doesn’t have a name, not like an actual birth name but like a species?

some_guy,
some_guy avatar

Steve

Glimpythegoblin,

That’s my uncle Charlie. Don’t mind him.

Pulptastic,

I saw a large barefoot hobo footprint on the snow in my lawn once.

shiroininja,

leave Ben Kissil alone!

Strangle,

Non-human intelligence has been around on earth for a very long time and the government knows a lot more about them than they would have us believe

arefx,

Like from another planet or from this planet?

Nevermore9197,

Both. The current language people are leaking and even testifying suggests that they may be from this planet but a different demention

ProfezzorDarke,

I also think you have dementia. It’s dimension fyi

And009,

Recently been seeing few American military and govt personnel coming out providing testimony against higher level of secrecy within the system. Is that actually stirring anything

the_kalash,

Like dolphines? I know about those, too!

flossdaily,

I believe that Russia has dirt on a number of prominent Republicans. Trump is a given, what with his shady Russian financing, his connection to Epstein, the tape mentioned in the Steele dossier. But I think that there were a number of anti-Trumpers who turned on a dime. Lindsey Graham, for example, was very anti Trump for months and then became his biggest cheerleader literally overnight.

I think Russia had planned to damage Hillary in 2016, but never imagined that their man Trump would actually beat her. I think when they realized they had their man in the white house, they went all in, and used every bit of leverage they had to help him gain control of the party.

Cheesus,

For Trump it’s not so much dirt but he got a lot funding after he was a disgraced business man in the 90s that hasn’t been sourced. I always thought he got it from Russia leading towards his allegiance to them.

cogman,

This really isn’t a conspiracy, it’s pretty much just fact. The Mueller report was damning in showing the trump Russia connection. If we had sane bribery laws and a doj willing to prosecute it’d be a slam dunk. (Our bribery laws practically require an elected official while exercising their elected power to say “I’m doing this because of a sweet bribe”. Nothing less qualifies). Literally half of it was dedicated to Trump Russian connections.

The Senate intelligence report on Russian election interference confirmed the Mueller report, that the Russians were working to get trump into office.

tacosplease,

Russia hacked RNC and DNC servers and released only the interesting stuff from the Democrats’ servers. Never heard a peep of what they found on the RNC side but you can be certain it was way more shady than the little bit that came out about Democrats.

I think it’s that information plus probably longstanding financial ties to Russian donors that keeps many Republicans under Russian influence.

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