originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

lil bobby tables finally get his license?

redbr64,

Lol, my exact first thought, Bobby Tables turned 18!

RandomVideos,

Assuming he went to school at a normal age, i dont think he aged 1.2*10^17 years between the comic and now

can,

Where do you need to be 18 to drive?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sweden.

blazeknave,

NYC without drivers ed

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Almost everywhere… there are very few places where you can drive before you’re 18. There are like junuor permits and you can get them when you’re 16, but your parrents are the ones responsible for your driving. Something happens, they get ringed. So, yeah, they can also not give you the license if you cause too much trouble.

Jajcus,

Poland and probably most of Europe. You don't need a car here for everyday living, so there is no point in giving licenses and care to kids.

RampageDon, (edited )

In the US you don’t get your full driver’s license until 18. 16 is permit and requires an over 21 license driver with you, and 17 is a provisional license so it has restrictions on how late you can drive and how many people can be in the car.

Vytle,

I think that may be a state restriction. For sure you can get a permit at 15, and 16 should be provisional, but iirc the only restriction is that those under 18 cant drive after 11pm, atleast in FL.

nyan,

Pretty sure the US allows individual states to set the ages. In Canada, it’s provinces that set it. Lowest age I’ve ever heard of was 12 (for limited permits to move farm machinery along back roads in Saskatchewan, although that was decades ago and it might not still be a thing). I had a full and unrestricted license at 16, but the rules have changed since then.

toynbee,

Admittedly it’s been a long time since this was relevant to me, so this may have changed, but where and when I grew up in the US you could get a learner’s permit (unlimited driving with another qualified driver in the car) at 15 yrs and 9 mos, then a full license (able to drive by yourself and transport anyone over 18) at, I think, 16 and 6 mos. At 18 the restrictions on whom you could transport disappeared, but I’ve never heard of anyone paying attention to or enforcing those rules anyway.

There may also have been a restriction about driving after midnight, but I don’t recall for sure.

NocturnalMorning,

I got my license at 16, permit at 15. I live in the U.S…

bobs_monkey,

Yeah but I think what he’s saying is that you can have a license, but there are still restrictions for a certain amount of time. In California when I got my license on my 16th birthday, I think it was 6 months that I couldn’t have anyone in the car under 18 without someone over 25, and I couldn’t drive past 10 or 11 pm (unless I was coming from work or some kind of emergency). It’s been a minute (almost 20 years lol) and I remember changes to the rules not long after my restrictions were lifted (I think they extended them to a year), but yeah, it’s not like they handed you a license and you were a free agent.

Ragnarok314159,

Old Millennial, here. Gather round!

In most of the USA, you could get a permit at 15 1/2 years old, and this came with the restriction of needing someone over 18 with you.

Then at 16, if you passed the test, you were given a license and could drive all you want. No restrictions, no limits, have your friends in the car, no one really cared. Then people started to realize that giving 16 years olds free rein to drive causes a lot of accidents. Over the past ~15 years more states have adopted the graduated driver’s license and it has caused a notable drop in fatalities.

Baku,

Isn’t this the same country that made the drinking age 21 because of car accidents?

evasive_chimpanzee,

Only if you live in New Jersey

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I only had my learner’s permit for 6 months before getting my intermediate, and my full license 6 months after that.

lemming,

In a considerable part of the world. …m.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_minimum_driving_ages

can,

Oh, guess NA bias is showing.

redbr64,

Yeah, I assumed most of the world was at least 18. I was surprised when I moved to the US at 15 and could get a learner’s permit and drive with an adult, and drive by myself at 16.

Pacmanlives,

Growing up in a rural part of Ohio it was needed. Everything was 20-30 miles away. Need milk and eggs, well see you an a hour

Perhyte,

In https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_driving_ages#/media/File:Driving_Age_-_Global.svg (the solid green parts of that map).

FriendBesto,

This is awesome. Saved. LOL

The_Tired_Horizon,
@The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the woman that got a fine for “driving in a bus lane” here in the UK. When she looked at the attached image on the fine it was of a woman walking in the street of a town she’d never been to. On that woman’s jumper was lettering that closely resembled her plates.

Made me think I could attach a sheet of card with the plate details of some arsehole I disliked, ride a bicycle down the bus lane and see if they start complaining about being fined. 😅

Dr_Cog,
@Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

They’ll get the picture in the fine letter so make sure you give them your best one-finger salute

LillyPip,

Little Bobby tables learns to drive.

This is smart. When my son was learning, I put a magnetic ‘student driver’ sign on my car, too. More people should do this. It’s just polite.

neptune,

Just pop a bike rack on your back plates and you are good to go.

seathru,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Is there even a remotely possible chance something like that would work? I have to drive past a ALPR that checks for insurance every day. I wouldn’t mind plastering code across my tailgate in a design that resembles a license plate.

14th_cylon,

Highly unlikely.

Tnaeriv,

It actually did work, apparently:

Source

seathru,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Worth a shot. Wouldn’t surprise me if this backwoods town is vulnerable. That being said, I’m open to anyone’s code suggestions and I’ll slap it on there. My coding abilities are limited to BASIC and just enough C to make microcontrollers work.

PhlubbaDubba,

I think this would get you charged depending on the locality, do not try at home kids

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Image is European but I’m pretty sure here in California trying to obscure your plate is illegal. Though I’m not sure what actually counts against it, since I know a couple of people with those bullshit plastic films that claim to obscure your plate from traffic cams but not from people looking at it.

They don’t actually work, but I feel like the intent behind using them could get you in trouble.

VeganCheesecake,

I’m pretty sure obscuring your plates is illegal in most places in Europe. How much anyone actually cares probably depends on specific locality.

meliaesc,

There’s no requirement for front plates in my state.

Solemarc,

I’d be more worried that this could count as some form of cybercrime.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I made a joke elsewhere about Amazon’s search thing using AI to generate a string that would crash the Amazon server and thought about that too afterward. If that actually worked, could someone be charged with a crime?

Solemarc, (edited )

Id guess maybe, if I generated a string using AI and intentionally crashed their stuff, it might be crime.

SeabassDan,

I’m only using the tools provided, not accessing anything that’s clearly pointed out I shouldn’t. If anything, that question field is specifically designed for me to use.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

If I go to a hardware store and start taking a sledgehammer to the walls “I’m only using the tools provided” is not going to be a valid defense.

space,

Where I live, you only need valid plates to drive on public roads. If the car is parked or you drive on private property, there’s no problem. The procedure for getting plates requires you to not have plates for like 2 or 3 days.

Cars can still be identified by the VIN which is on the windshield.

bstix,

It’s a Renault Mégane 1. There’s not a whole lot of those around anymore so it’d be easy to identify the owner even without a license plate.

SlopppyEngineer,
PatFussy,

God that’s such a good idea. Would it work the same if I did #N/A?

InEnduringGrowStrong,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Only if your DMV does everything in Excel, so… maybe?

JackGreenEarth,

Paywalled

a_wild_mimic_appears,
14th_cylon,

according to Tartaro, he says he received a notice that the California DMV would not let him renew his registration unless he actually paid some of those fines.

that sounds so illegal. but i am not an american, so what do i know.

Anticorp,

California will do a lot more than deny a renewal over unpaid fines. First they’ll double the fine the first day that you are late, and then they’ll add more fees every day until it is paid. Eventually, I think it’s after six months or a year, they’ll suspend your driver’s license, and after that they’ll issue a bench warrant for your arrest. So it’s entirely possible for your whole life to be ruined over a traffic ticket in California, culminating with you being thrown into prison.

Patches, (edited )

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  • bdonvr,

    Huh? They’re not his fines. The software is just shit so it puts all fines with no license plate as matching his.

    ThoranTW,

    Did you read the article? All those fines were from other people, erroneously applied to him when the police officer didn’t fill in the information on the citation.

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  • InEnduringGrowStrong,
    @InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I doubt the guy had several different car makes on hand to commit some sort of nationwide parking violation spree with the same plate but different cars in places where it’s impossible to even drive between the two places in the time between both timestamps.

    DrDeadCrash,

    So then he’s innocent, case closed.

    KairuByte,
    @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    “There’s no way to know if he used the plate on dozens of vehicles in dozens of states, some at the same time.”

    hemko,

    The standard is to assume innocence, not assume guilt

    ShepherdPie,

    “There’s no way to prove him guilty so he should have to pay!”

    Trollception,

    How the heck does a system interpret a string value null as a literal null? That seems insane to me that there really is software out there written like this. “null” != null… Or so I thought, maybe there are languages out there that this can happen in easily? Or someone is storing the string value of null in a non nullable database column?

    Wirlocke,

    May I introduce you to our lord and savior JavaScript?

    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/fd33ba38-baa4-4915-b446-518c76bca200.jpeg

    Syrc,

    “He had it coming,” says Christopher Null, a journalist who has written previously for WIRED about the challenges his last name presents.

    This is peak nottheonion material

    IsoKiero,
    IsoSpandy,

    Cool username

    14th_cylon,

    that xkcd is… completely irrelevant to the post.

    https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom_2x.png

    IsoKiero,

    I’m pretty sure the cameras around here don’t use OCR at all or even if it does it only recognizes the format for plates from a thing shaped like a plate. So if you’re driving like an ass with the drop tables-“plate” that is pretty relevant.

    The Bobby Tables one I’m quite sure would work at least on some systems if they let you input your kids name by yourself to some sort of digital form. Or at least I would be pretty surprised if every school system on earth would be patched against simple sql injections.

    14th_cylon,

    So if you’re driving like an ass with the drop tables-“plate” that is pretty relevant.

    the only thing they have in common is the license plate. that is like saying that every joke that starts with “three people walk into a bar” is basically the same joke.

    but here, have a photo that is actually relevant to the submitted xkcd ;)

    https://i.imgur.com/OFbpNIx.jpg

    lemmesay,
    @lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    is this your car?

    14th_cylon,

    no

    dream_weasel,

    I feel like one Z should be a 2 for good measure

    PiJiNWiNg,

    Mvp

    kholby,

    Replace “all 1’s or something” with “drop database or something” and it 100% applies.

    14th_cylon,

    and replace pork steak with tofu chilli bowl and it is now vegetarian food. what is your point?

    jol,

    And if my grandma had two wheels she would be a bicycke. What are we talking about again?

    14th_cylon, (edited )

    And if my grandma had two wheels she would be a bicycke.

    No, she would be human with two wheels. That is not what a bicycle is

    What are we talking about again?

    We are talking about the fact that when someone says “that is not relevant”, countering with “if some facts were different, it would suddenly be relevant” is not very useful answer.

    brbposting,

    Makes me wonder if the Lucky 10,000 comic came out because of how often people might’ve said “everybody’s seen that XKCD”.

    Sylvartas, (edited )

    This was actually tried btw. Mostly as a joke iirc

    Edit: Looking into it, apparently it’s not confirmed. Damn, that was a very popular urban myth in french programming circles back in the 2010’s

    snausagesinablanket,
    @snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar
    IzzyScissor,

    Can you explain the joke here? My neighbor has one of these on his truck, and it still doesn’t make any sense to me.

    nxdefiant,

    Your neighbor is the joke. (real answer: the sticker implies a cop would find being called gay very offensive, to the point of not pulling this person over. In reality the cop would likely just shoot you and say you were evading arrest or something while pissing on your corpse.)

    JasonDJ,

    So he’s into water sports?

    KillingTimeItself,

    the cop is.

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