futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

Does Mitch McConnell have a family? Does anyone love him enough to talk with him about... the finite nature of life. The preciousness of hours, minutes seconds?

How from dust we all have come and to dust we shall all return?

He could be petting some kittens. Listening to the sound of a child's laugh-- Dude really wants to die in front of us holding a pen mid-way through signing a bill that forces orphans to work in coal mines or something.

leemeade,

@futurebird
They’ll build a monument to him as they wage their 2nd Civil War. We’ll tear that one down too.

aral,
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

@futurebird Unless I’m mistaken Palpatine also worked until he died so maybe it’s just tradition among their kind?

Approbate,

@aral @futurebird
Palpatine kept working AFTER he died.

And I do not like where that analogy leads...

rbender,
@rbender@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird Sadly I think McConnell prefers to drown kittens and listen to the sound of children crying.

nrmacdonald,
@nrmacdonald@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird
I wouldn't trust him with kitten and btw
this is his wife
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Chao

diamondlaw,
@diamondlaw@esq.social avatar

@futurebird

Today I felt sorrier for than I ever have in my life. It lasted but a millisecond. Then I got over it.

NickSchwanck,
@NickSchwanck@aus.social avatar

@futurebird Guys like McConnell don't care about anything other than wealth and power.

kingsleybugarin,
@kingsleybugarin@vivaldi.net avatar

@futurebird

I am an outsider looking in at the fucked up shit show that passes for politics in the US.

Mitch McConnell is just evil.

Inflicting pain on others, especially vulnerable people, is the whole point of everything he does.

If you gave the bastard a kitten he would probably strangle it.

lawyersgunsnmoney,
@lawyersgunsnmoney@mstdn.social avatar

@futurebird I met a guy who was detailed to Moscow Mitch's office for a time. Said he was the most purely evil human being he ever met. Mitch doesn't want family or human connection or to face his mortality, he wants to hang on to power 'til he croaks.

6G,
@6G@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird

Kinda strange but before this freeze he was joking, etc

McConnell had no trouble speaking while delivering remarks moments earlier... called the status of funding talks “a pretty big mess”

He joked,
“I’ve frequently been asked, ‘What’s it been like to be the leader of your party in the Senate?’” McConnell said at the event. “I finally came up with the perfect answer: It’s a little bit like being a groundskeeper at a cemetery. Everybody’s under you but nobody is listening.”

MarvClowder,
@MarvClowder@mstdn.jp avatar

@futurebird

Married to Elaine Chao.

Three daughters, Porter, Eleanor (Elly), and Claire.

Porter McConnell is the campaign director for Take on Wall Street, a left-wing advocacy coalition, so perhaps they don't speak to each other.

Porter McConnell has also publicly criticized the Senate’s confirmation of Justice Kavanaugh, which her father considers one of his greatest achievements.

McConnell’s eldest daughter, Eleanor, is a registered Democrat, so perhaps they don't speak.

6G,
@6G@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird

Dude really wants to die in front of us....

SNerd,
@SNerd@lor.sh avatar

@futurebird
And him not signing the bill would be another plus.

farah,
@farah@beige.party avatar

@futurebird Have you considered he actually wants to die like that? “Oh he was the guy who worked so hard for the senate, he died on the job”

witch_of_winter,
@witch_of_winter@hachyderm.io avatar

@futurebird he's married to a CCP spy and saboteur who managed to become secretary of transportation and destroyed massive infrastructure programs that Obama funded including scrapping an entire fleet of ships for the merchant Marines.

His kids are to busy living the high life from his pocket book to give a fuck and would probably rather be stayed working so they didn't have to deal with him.

timgatewood,
@timgatewood@mastodon.world avatar

@futurebird Glitch needs to retire along with Feinstein. Past time on both.

nichorra,

@futurebird

Dear Mitch McConnell,
Sorry I was not your mother...

@dec23k

futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@nichorra @dec23k

Do you think he'd be a very different person if whatever was missing were there?

Maybe he'd just be a generally nice guy who sometimes posts mean things on the internet when the darkness creeps in.

I wonder at how such men are constructed. (And like most things that I don't understand I want to take them apart. )

cshentrup,
@cshentrup@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird @nichorra @dec23k this made me laugh because i took apart literally every electronic toy i had as a kid.

papablue,
@papablue@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird
there is indeed a sadness to see one
sell their lives for wealth and power 🤑
"... and, all your money won't another
minute buy, dust in the wind 🌬️"
Kansas 🎵

chris,
@chris@myprivate.social avatar

@futurebird @BeTheCookie <checksnotes/>
I’ll take what I can get. Just hurry up.

Cjust,
@Cjust@noc.social avatar

@futurebird can't have heartwarming feelgood stories about folks raising money to prevent orphans from being crushed in the orphan crushing machine if you don't have folks penning into law the mandate to use these machines.

JoeQuinlan,
@JoeQuinlan@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird
Mitch has family. He's an adopted son of Satan, with whom he will shortly be reunited.

fizzixrat,

@futurebird @carturo222 But that IS his happy place.

DavidNielsen,
@DavidNielsen@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird @lisamelton do you think he has decent people in his life?

I would think they all left after watching his despicable career and those that are left just want him to use his power, even through others, to fuck over the world for as long as possible.

alexproe,
@alexproe@mastodon.uno avatar

@futurebird it's a strange mentality few can comprehend. Power is a strong drug, an addiction to it seems to mean death is the one and only escape. Very sad really.

VedaDalsette,
@VedaDalsette@mstdn.social avatar

@futurebird
McConnell is and always has been A MONSTER. Monsters don't have feelings like normal humans.

dkbgeek,
@dkbgeek@noc.social avatar

@futurebird I'm pretty sure that making the lives of those less fortunate than he is the only thing that gives Mitch joy. It seems not to JUST be the exercise of power, but when that exercise crushes someone else's hopes or ambitions and/or takes something from them. He's a monster.

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