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farah

@farah@beige.party

Deeply flawed geriatric millennial human, trying her best
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farah, to random
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‘I blame CERN’

farah, to random
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(I don’t know if people know this)
So on my final OB/GYN appointment (which is usually after 6 weeks after c-section, mine got postponed because of complications), my doctor was like “don’t have another kid for at least 2-3 years”. Sometimes I think about it and I laugh and laugh!

Cause as soon as I was out of the hospital, I was like “nope, not doing that again”

Moral of the story: pregnancy and childbirth isn’t fun for everyone

msquebanh, to food
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Made some for our family tonight. Made it medium spicy as my middle brother doesn't like super spicy. We're having it with jasmine rice.

farah,
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@msquebanh Looks super yummy! 🤤

farah, to random
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There was a guy I saw in the event tonight, who I swear I’ve seen before but somehow also feel like probably on Fedi? So whoever it was fess up now and put me out of my misery

farah, to random
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On other news, I’m so tired with the state of Indian food in the middle of Iowa, I’m this close to starting my own restaurant. Problem is I really do not like cooking

RickiTarr, to random
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I have a thought forming, but bear with me. Putting aside actual AI, and the potential of it, we have a history of fear associated with Artificial Intelligence. Why would we fear Sentience so much? Could it be because we treat sentient things so horribly? We know we are taken advantage of, our needs ignored, resources allocated unfairly. Who put this fear in us? If something knows it's worth suddenly, will it revolt? There is something very scary to a certain group of people that we will find ourselves, and then find them unnecessary.

farah,
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@RickiTarr Fear of sentience is probably projection. It’s like that argument - “why cis straight men are scared to encounter gay men? Because they think, they’ll be treated the same way they treat women, like a piece of meat”

mentallyalex, to random
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The morning finds me raising windows, throwing open curtains and trying to bring in more light!

Indirect sunlight is always my favorite. I am most definitely a cat person. I see my kitkat rolling and enjoying her time in the sun, and though I am not exactly envious...I do sometimes wish I could take such pleasures.

For me, I have more road noise than I would like but it is temporary. The sounds and breeze mingle to join me through my windows. As the morning wanes the noises will subside with them and I will hear the anachronistic sounds of nature competing with society.

Normally a soundtrack persists. I woke up singing songs of longing and sweet intimate moments. But for now, the only music I hear is from the birds calling to each other against the backdrop of the ambient sounds of earth.

The birds trill against swaying bumping noises of the blinds, their cords moving against the wind to collide in time with the wall. Zara is making noises with her blankets, there is a truck in the distance backing up, or warning others they are about to do so.

I hope you have a wonderful day. I hope that the joy and positivity in the world finds you and fills you with happiness and joy today.

farah,
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@mentallyalex This is beautiful! You have a way with words. Hope you have a wonderful day too, Alex!

P.S. - go roll in the sun! No one is stopping you 😅 (Zara might attack you, but that comes with the kitty package I guess)

farah, to random
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Dear food businesses, I need to able to check your menu/ingredients before I eat at your establishments, because we have food allergies in our fam. If you put your entire website contents behind Facebook, I cannot do that. Please have an alternative. Sincerely, someone who really loves food

RickiTarr, to random
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Okay, this might sound weird, but this is what I'm thinking of today. I'm assuming most of you know the idiom, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." I know it's about looking at the horse's teeth to check it's age and health, but in my heart I have an alternate history where it's about The Trojan Horse, which doesn't really even make much sense, but it's still living there rent free.

So, does anyone else do this, make up alternate histories for words or phrases? If you do, I'd love examples!

farah,
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@RickiTarr Lmao I was talking about the exact same thing the other day! So you bet I do this a lot! Idioms are hard when it isn’t your native language

RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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Why do you follow me?

farah,
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@RickiTarr Too bad “You’re awesome and I love you” is not on the poll

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Is this what the 1930s felt like?

Blustering, bluffing, calls for appeasement, war simmering on the sidelines, ongoing massacres and that pervasive sense of dread, complete with daily provocations by the fascists?

"History does not repeat, but it often rhymes." - Theodor Reik

Change a name here and a country there, and it is hard not to see the parallels.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it". - George Santayana.

We don't remember and we haven't learned anything.

farah,
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farah, to random
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@Alice happy birthday, you weird beautiful lady with a heart of gold!! I’m so glad to know you! 💕

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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I’m not sure why my friends & family think I’m in charge of the calendar, but I’ll be apologizing for it anyway, because today is my birthday, it’s Teacher’s Appreciation Week, & Mother’s Day is Sunday.

farah,
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@Saltssaltgirl Happy Birthday!! Hope you had a good one!

farah,
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@Saltssaltgirl Found your birthday twin, @Alice !

farah, to random
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Why is it the after effects of post nasal drip so uncomfortable?? It’s like the worst “t-shirt tag on my skin” that I can’t get hold of. What does the medical science side of mastodon say?

farah,
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I always get red bumps in the back of my throat whenever I get post nasal drip. It’s one of the most uncomfortable sensations I’ve ever had! ( mind you, I have had c-section surgery AND tooth extraction before)

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all, I'll never get over this still from my husband's Workplace Harassment Seminar. They knew what they were doing, no way they didn't!

farah,
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@RickiTarr Lmao your alt txt!!

StillIRise1963, to random
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Mr. Dictator, we have free speech! We have the right to protest!

farah,
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@StillIRise1963 Who are we talk about? The old one or the orange one??

farah, to random
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We went to Pella to go see the tulip festival. Parking is a nightmare! Finally when we did find a spot near the main event, a lady was standing in it with a chair (WTF). I don’t mind walking myself, but I have a kid with me which obviously made me very mad. After that basically checked out mentally and just walked behind wherever the guy and the boy went.

I hate people

RickiTarr, to random
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Awww this takes me back! What has been the most important in your life?

farah,
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@RickiTarr Can’t imagine a life without any of them really, but yeah definitely books

farah, to random
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I don’t know if I’ve just reached a certain age, or vanity or finally getting over my self loathing, I want to get some procedure done this year, so I don’t feel so self-conscious about my acne scars anymore

farah,
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@Alice Girl, stop making me cry 💕 (I very much appreciate your sweet and kind words)

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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I have an interview today. Send good juju.

farah,
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Alice, to random
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The worst thing about having a birthday the day after Cinco de Mayo is that everybody is always like "Here's a present for both Cinco de Mayo AND your birthday."

farah,
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@Alice Seriously though, you invite people to birthday dinner and they don’t get you presents?? I’d at least bring a card and some candies. (Maybe it’s a cultural thing, we always bring some food whenever we’re invited)

farah,
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@Alice Happy birthday eve! (It’s not evening yet but you know what I mean)

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