thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

Gonna enjoy a bananum for breakfast

kikebenlloch,
@kikebenlloch@mastodon.social avatar

@thomasfuchs Aren't those the Roman army fortresses surrounding Asterix's village?

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar
twobiscuits,
@twobiscuits@graz.social avatar

@thomasfuchs i only have one tomato left. an ultomatum!

emjonaitis,
@emjonaitis@mathstodon.xyz avatar

@twobiscuits @thomasfuchs RIP to your penultomatum

twobiscuits,
@twobiscuits@graz.social avatar

@emjonaitis @thomasfuchs gone, but not forgottum

dany_57987,
@dany_57987@me.dm avatar

@thomasfuchs Makes me remember; In the 80's (?) we had this radio show. Kids could call and would be given questions and maybe win something. So three fruits starting with b was the question. When the host starts to press the kid for fruit number three he finally goes "borange, you stupid old f*ck" and hangs up.

levampyre,
@levampyre@chaos.social avatar

@dany_57987 Geez, what was the second one? @thomasfuchs

tantramar,
@tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar

@thomasfuchs @wendinoakland What could that cost? 10 dollarums?

root,
@root@possum.city avatar

@thomasfuchs coconut

lkanies,
@lkanies@hachyderm.io avatar

@thomasfuchs you say tomatum, I say Bibendum

kbob,
@kbob@chaos.social avatar

@thomasfuchs I prefer the British spelling, bananium.

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@kbob Ah yes, I’ve heard Jony Ive say that.

Amr1ta,
@Amr1ta@mastodon.social avatar

@thomasfuchs by the time it came to coconut it gave up on its own humdrum

billyjoebowers,
@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online avatar

@thomasfuchs

Just about ready to start dispensing medical advice.

tofu,
@tofu@is-a.cat avatar

@thomasfuchs Not in the right region to check, but I wonder what it would do for a suffix of -ussy. I assume it would be the funniest brainrot moment imaginable.

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@tofu it’s very confused

ToddPM,
@ToddPM@hachyderm.io avatar

@thomasfuchs P.T. Bananum said there's um born every minute.

GhostOnTheHalfShell,
@GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai avatar

@thomasfuchs

can’t wait to be ruled by this skynet.

volpeon,

@thomasfuchs Love how it threw coconut in there as if to test how far it can go with the bullshitting

Lizette603_23,
@Lizette603_23@mastodon.social avatar

@thomasfuchs "Yes, we haveum no bananaum, we have no bananum todayum
🎶

ogbog,
@ogbog@mastodon.social avatar

@thomasfuchs I hate the internet

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@ogbog Hmm, I think I'll have some Ate later

Jain,
@Jain@blob.cat avatar

@thomasfuchs :blobcatrainbow:

NatureMC, (edited )
@NatureMC@mastodon.online avatar

@thomasfuchs yumyum! 😋 But wait, what I get then!

Elektrotier,
@Elektrotier@sueden.social avatar

@thomasfuchs

Already the old Romans had AI's!

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@Elektrotier also their civilization collapsed, so...

ayo,
@ayo@ayco.io avatar

@thomasfuchs it just gave up with coconut 🥲

thomy2000,
@thomy2000@fosstodon.org avatar

@thomasfuchs I thought these weren't real, but I just tried it and it does give this answer. Google is completely unusable these days.

dilmandila,
@dilmandila@mograph.social avatar

@thomy2000 @thomasfuchs Can verify
It doesn't even say AI on my end.

jpab,
@jpab@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@dilmandila @thomy2000 @thomasfuchs yeah, it's a Quora question with various normal responses plus this joke response, and the joke response is being chosen for the excerpt for some reason

(At least that's my interpretation of what's happening.)

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@jpab @dilmandila @thomy2000 The thing is: if they want to be an index to the Internet they should only link to the sites, not try to extract the answer to the query and present it in a disingenuous way that looks authoritative (just so you don't leave Google and they can show you more ads).

This is 100% Google's fault, on purpose and terrible; and it doesn't have to be this way.

thomy2000,
@thomy2000@fosstodon.org avatar

@thomasfuchs And sadly DuckDuckGo is slowly turning into the same garbage with their recent AI shenanigans.

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@thomy2000 The first rule of the Internet: everything goes to shit eventually

red,
thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@red it's so hilariously broken

NatureMC,
@NatureMC@mastodon.online avatar

@thomasfuchs let's break it a little more. 🤣 @red

teejay,
@teejay@social.lol avatar

@thomasfuchs Azure OpenAI gave me this ...

So I should be pronouncing "decorate" and "decorum" the same?

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@teejay what in the

sjjh,
@sjjh@hachyderm.io avatar

@thomasfuchs ooh, plum.
Do I win?

tenlinesofcode,
@tenlinesofcode@hachyderm.io avatar

@thomasfuchs also love how they changed your query

LLS,
@LLS@wandering.shop avatar

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