echodot, That’s a pretty realistic depiction of every server room I’ve ever been in.
FlyingSquid, Their cable management used to be fine.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/856cafac-871e-4bfe-b7bc-95b154955efe.png
The only answer is Borg enshittification.
The_Picard_Maneuver, Ah damn. They must have assimilated some publicly traded tech companies.
xantoxis, Why do they have cables at all? The individual borglings seem to be able to talk to the borg mind without any cables.
Texas_Hangover, That’s the WiFi, you STILL gotta have a cable or three somewhere.
salton, Wireless power transmission is bretty shitty in practice. Anything transmitted wirelessly will be occupying that space in whatever scifi spectrum they’re using. So for high speed data transfer also they will have much much more spectrum. To use within each each cable.
Kolanaki, Whenever those cables get broken in the show they have steam, water or green fire coming out of them. So these must be their liquid cooling hoses.
thepreciousboar, No matter what companies will tell you, cables is always faster and more efficient than wireless, there’s physical reasons foe that. Drones are linked to others and to cubes wirelessly because they need to do stuff and move around. Vessels are linked wirelessly with each other for obvious reasons. But there is likely an elabration center in each vessel and it’s going to be cabled to every alcove and every sensor and actuator of the ship
Imgonnatrythis, Aww this made me check and there is no /cablegore on Lemmy yet 😕
possiblylinux127, Create it
SeabassDan, Checkmate, atheists
rekabis, Cable management doesn’t matter if:
- You only care if it works
- You have the accumulated memories of trillions of prior drones, including the ones who built that mess in the first place, so you already know what each cable does and where it goes.
usernamesaredifficul, You only care if it works
If you can’t maintain it it won’t work forever
toomanyjoints69, A starship would more similar to a mine than a server room. What if the hydraulics pipe is broken and needs replaced, but the electric line and compressed air hose are tangled around it? Even with perfect knowledge and memory it makes the repair last longer.
wahming, I built the mess under my desk, that doesn’t mean I know what the cables do any more.
salton, Try to cable manage them. The mess will look about the same but you’ll have a pretty good idea of what is what after. Lol
echodot, I’m fairly sure that I have more cables now than I started with. I’m afraid that if I cable manage them I’m going to create some kind of paradox.
UrPartnerInCrime, This dude just admitted he’s not a superior species
marcos, All those cables are exactly where they were supposed to be!
DO NOT TOUCH THEM!
shiveyarbles, It’s ok everything seems to be working
captain_aggravated, The Borg are played up to be this hyper-advanced ruthlessly efficient hive mind, but they nearly never act like it. Case in point: Seven of Nine has two tits and one eye.
SARGEx117, Anesthetics are irrelevant.
You will be assimilated. (and forced to wire things as directly as possible because that is more efficient as long as it doesn’t hinder future endeavors)
samus12345, Do you mean “aesthetics?” Or is spelling also irrelevant?
Confuzzeled, Perhaps the borg are savagely ‘plugging’ things into various orifices sans anaesthetic. They truly are evil.
Jimmycakes, They didn’t assimilate any computer nerds yet. They seem to only go for hot women.
MooseBoys, I object to your implied assertion that the intersection of the sets “computer nerds” and “hot women” is the empty set.
Neon_Dystopia, I can excuse forced assimilation, but I draw the line at poor cable management.
The_Picard_Maneuver, You can excuse forced assimilation?
(I want you to know that I tried to add an image of Shirley reacting, but it failed 4x, so you’ll have to use your imagination.)
Sotuanduso, Speaking of failed images, I can actually see your memes from lemm.ee now! Not sure what changed, but yay.
The_Picard_Maneuver, Well hot damn!
I haven’t changed anything either, so we must owe a thank you to someone somewhere.
Sotuanduso, To whom it may concern,
Thanks!
Zink, When your mind has the power of the Borg collective, you don’t need silly inefficient structures to make it easier for the human mind to handle.
Neither spaghetti cables or spaghetti code are a hindrance when there is brutal efficiency to be had.
joyjoy, If it ain’t broke, don’t adapt it.
ininewcrow, Also, has anyone ever noticed that the Borg don’t have printers?
Want to destroy the Borg … just patch one 2000s era Epson Printer with a shitty software driver to one of their ships and watch all hell break loose
marcos, I see you refrained from using a modern HP.
Gork, Calm down there Satan
No species deserves to be genocided by faulty printer drivers
DragonTypeWyvern, Obviously they treat the knowledge as the thought virus it is
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