lauha,

Did you mean “Disengage safety protocols”, because safeties are on my default

FilthyShrooms,

Safety was off, he needs to clear his mind from the horror he just witnessed

_lilith,

I read this scifi book where a dinosaur-like creature clutched a human to its chest because it was lonely after being separated from its young. Over time the pressure from the embrace slowly crushed and twisted his bones making them heal into grotesque shapes while he was still alive. I think titty bear might crush you into a heap of mangled living flesh thanks to the safety protocols and its need to hug. All while whispering how much it loves you

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

that sounds like quite a book.

mojofrododojo,

I read this scifi book where a dinosaur-like creature clutched a human to its chest because it was lonely

yeeah wtf

Muscar,

A local pet store had a chinchilla for a while when I was a kid in the 90s and the softness of its fur was just unbelievable, like it shouldn’t be possible. I still think about it often and haven’t felt anything like it since. The best comparison I can give is when you’re tripping on shrooms and feel like you’re experiencing completely new colours, tastes or sounds but it’s more real. It was a defining sensory experience for me.

Kolanaki,
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Also, it has every type of genitalia.

Bishma,
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I think that’s a default setting.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

we call that setting “the Riker”.

xkforce,

Its funnier if he disables safety protocols.

This is the sort of footage that comes up in the investigation of the latest holodeck tragedy where they investigate how 5 starfleet officers died a gruesome death and the ship has been taken over by a sapient stuffed animal.

mindbleach,

That is gonna be the most fucked-up villain in all of sci-fi.

HobbitFoot,

This is why AI is a mistake.

Draegur,

Computer, Synthesize for me one (1) early 21st century model IKEA™ Djungelskog

SnotFlickerman,

Program it to think that if it lets go of hugging me, it may be the last time it sees me.

This is why you always, always engage safety protocols.

neidu2, (edited )

Fuck safety protocols. This is how I want to spend my last minutes anyway.

comrade_pibb,
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i volunteer to be another victim of the titty bear

Maalus,

Also, safety protocols are on by default. You have to opt out

T156,

Unless you’re on a California class, and someone diverts the auxiliary power.

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