mhague, The probability of her occupying an arbitrary point in the room is one.
jaybone, Your momma so fat, when she sits around the House of Martok, she really sits around the House of Martok.
samus12345, 
“Your mother has such an abundance of excess adipose tissue…”
homesweethomeMrL, Live Long and Snap
FlyingSquid, 
ininewcrow, 
Your mother is so fat and heavy that her blood donations are the actual source of red matter.
She’s so dense that a drop of her blood will collapse space and time to create a black hole.
jawa21, 
Your mother is so massive, she had to hire Jeffrey Combs to be her inertial dampener.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
He nails the role though.
JWBananas, 
Jeffrey Combs derpity derp derp derp! Until one day…
teft, 
Your mother is so illogical she vacations on Andor…in winter.
possiblylinux127, You mean Andoria?
teft, From memory alpha emphasis mine:
Andoria or Andor was an inhabited moon orbiting a ringed gas giant of the Andorian system.
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