darklyadapted, to Cats
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darklyadapted, to animals
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It’s ! The is slumbering in his hairy doughnut so here’s one I took earlier. He’s not allowed on the bed except Saturday when I change the sheets cos muddy paws.

darklyadapted, to random
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Have just caught the drinking out of my glass of water. Sighed, topped up his water bowl, got myself a fresh glass of water.

Turned round and he was drinking from the fresh glass.

Argh.

He's currently sitting halfway up the stairs, thinking about how he can be A Better Cat.

darklyadapted, to food
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Went to the enormous Exeter Sainsbury's today and got new slippers, fancy cat fud for the , bin liners and thinly sliced escalopes of beef, with which I am making roulades, after the German fashion. This involves much beating of the beef, cocktail sticks, bacon and sweet and sour gherkins.

Also, wine.

darklyadapted, to random
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The made the entirely erroneous assumption that because I was having a smoked sausage and cheese sandwich, he'd be getting sausage and cheese too.

It's sinking in that he's not.

Neverfadingwood,
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@darklyadapted Oh dear, an unhappy

darklyadapted, to Cats
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I nearly forgot ! . Here’s the looking enigmatic.

darklyadapted, to random
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I think the festive season has started. At least, I've just eaten a large bag of peperoni crisps (just DON'T ask) and a bar of chocolate and drunk a glass of wine. My first alcohol in a fortnight cos operation, pranged back, general cussedness.

darklyadapted,
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@Neverfadingwood the doesn't have to. He gets fed at 7pm in winter and 8pm in summer and in the morning whenever I get around to it.

darklyadapted, to animals
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‘I thought you weren’t allowed in here.’

What I have just said to the

darklyadapted, to random
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I've just stepped out of my bedroom and into a large, now flattened pile of cat vomit.

Beat that for a start to your #Caturday.

The #catpest is outside on the patio thinking very hard about how he can be a Better Cat.

purplepadma, to random
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The vet put a drop of dye in Miss Cinnamon’s eye and she went mental, so they said there’s no point trying to give her eye drops again. We’ve got some Metacam anti-inflammatory liquid to give her once a day and if it doesn’t clear up my about Thursday we need to take her back. I’m very relieved we don’t have to give her drops again!

darklyadapted,
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@purplepadma The goes bananas if the vet takes his temperature (tbf so would I) but it's always me who gets bitten. He knows how to apportion blame, that cat. It takes a vet and a vet nurse in unison to give him a single pill.

Neverfadingwood, to Cat
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is in her favourite kitchen cupboard.

darklyadapted,
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@Neverfadingwood I have no spare cupboards, a matter of great grief to the .

Then again, he manages to squeeze his chubby posterior into most of the full ones.

darklyadapted, to random
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Today I have unpacked, tidied up, put together a cat tree ( unimpressed), run the dishwasher 3x and the washing machine once, folded a pile of underwear, sorted the bins (bin day tomorrow), tidied dry clothes out of the conservatory, cleaned the oven, cleaned the counter tops and changed the sheets and towels.

Not bad considering I had a heavy weekend and I'm WRECKED.

darklyadapted, to animals
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and here’s one I took earlier in the week. The is not allowed on my bed especially not on the pillow.

KissAnne, to Cats Finnish
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darklyadapted,
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@KissAnne Yersss. My got a pawsicure yesterday evening after I caught him stropping on my new sofa.

darklyadapted, to animals
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, giving it beans. This is one I took last week. He’s currently out on the rampage, having got me up at 8 for breakfast (his).

darklyadapted, to animals
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Apparently it’s #WhiskersWedneday Here are a fine set of whiskers, attached to a #catpest. #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon

darklyadapted, to random
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What are your plans for today? Mainly a question for people in the UK, many of whom have a day off work.

I'm retired so every day is a day off work.

Except housework, of course. There's that, including the 's litter tray which is strangely pungent this morning.

darklyadapted, to animals
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It’s and the is on a cat-in because he’s banned from the bedroom.

Neverfadingwood,
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@darklyadapted What a lovely he is!

AndGraceToo, to animals

To newcomers on Mastodon, post a cat pic on your timeline & you're in. Doesn't even have to be your cat. That's it. As far as I can tell that maybe the only requirement.

darklyadapted,
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darklyadapted, to food
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Salade Niçoise and a nice glass of cold cider. That black thing in the distance is the

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