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she/they. Some kind of underground electro-feminist performance artist. Kubernetes SIG Security and SRC.

Show up. Do things. Tell the truth. Check your work. Let yourself be seen. Lift up your neighbors.

The secret is to really begin.

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skinnylatte, to animals
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My tortie loves to tell me what she feels. Other people owned by torties know what’s up

0x09,
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@skinnylatte SO CUTE

xan, to random
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Found a lovely Microsoft serial mouse to go with my . I might do a light modification to it to have it plug directly into the 200LX with a shorter cable. Why? Wouldn't you like to know.

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0x09,
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@xan i adore your use of bisexual lighting lately

paris, to random
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oh wow! i forgot my 8 year anniversary celebrating no booze was on tuesday! life just continues on :)

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@paris oh mad, mad gratz 😍

hazelweakly, to random
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how adhd am i? very. very highly extremely levels of adhd

You want me to design extremely resilient distributed systems and teach people how to do that, design architecture, and level up an organization? Sure, no problem

Make one single solitary tiny lil phone call or fill out even the barest hint of paperwork? Absolutely not, it is so hard

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@hazelweakly Hazel’s so smart, and she’s amazing 🤩

paris, to random
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my dog cannot handle me working in front of her. she is a cat and will sit on my lap. catdog situation.

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@paris she’s so special! 🐈‍⬛ 🐕

hazelweakly, to random
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I'm a bridesmaid at my dear friends wedding this weekend and I love watching them have a blast. But also, I got dolled up, and I'm loving this look on me. I really need to learn how to do my hair up like this more often

0x09,
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@hazelweakly holy shit, gorgeous! 🤩

paris, to random
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i was reminded today about the year i did 200 conferences/meetups/summits/events and that’s a no from me from here on out. i think i blocked it from my mind.

i was most mad about paying rent that year.

0x09,
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@paris holy shit whaaaaaa?

paris, to random
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massive shoutout to the photographer for taking a shot of me where i don’t have my mouth open (yes i talk and laugh a lot don’t judge)

https://www.flickr.com/photos/143247548@N03/53610651135/in/album-72177720315561784/

0x09,
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@paris it’s such a good photo of you

skinnylatte, to random
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When I was a kid I wanted to be a printer. I printed everything for my school clubs and had such a.. passion for it.

Lately I’ve discovered that I dont want to pay for the poor print quality that’s also expensive to produce and ship, I’ve been having fun learning to do large format printing at my city-run darkroom and digital lab (Harvey milk photo center in San Francisco).

This was a poster we bought the digital download for, then I printed, for a gift for a friend (who sells chai)

A photo of the printed poster in a large 16x24 size lying on a table, slightly curled

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@skinnylatte this this this this this. I got into computers via my fascination with digital prepress in the mid-90s, and I still love the feeling of picking up something I’m happy with after running drafts and drafts. 💖

paris, to random
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someone stole a bag of my luggage yesterday that had my airpods in it and i’m watching it move across france. boo.

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@paris wow, WTF! 🖤

shortridge, to random
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them: where do you want your career to go in the next 5 to 10 years?

me: to become widely known as “The Entity”

0x09,
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@shortridge 🔥 this is the kind of dreams we need to see more of

gsuberland, to random
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has anyone come across an 01005 package discrete LED? I've seen down to 0201 but not 01005. not finding any results on the usual vendor sites.

0x09,
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@gsuberland sounds like you’re building a greyscale display that will make your pick and place machine cry

paris, to opensource
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about to head off to disneyland @ !

my little heart is so excitedddd 🥰😍🥰😍🥰

0x09,
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@paris you’re gonna have such a good time 🎉

0x09, to random
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I miss LightJet-style chromogenic digital output so much!

You could print a full page radial RGB gradient across a 1x1 pixel checkerboard on one of those beasts at 300DPI and it would just shrug. Every pixel perfect, every pixel a slightly different color from its neighbor, with crisp white in between.

sighs wistfully

hrefna, to parrots
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Most : <change their toys and cage configuration every week, also toys get destroyed regularly>

: You DARE change my toys? I have had that toy, in that spot in my cage, for TWENTY YEARS. You do not get to touch MY TOY.

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@hrefna the autistic part of me salutes that bird in recognition

hazelweakly, to random
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The week after Thanksgiving will always be deeply bittersweet to me now.

This month, and next week in particular, mark the anniversary of the Hachyderm incident. @nova, @Taniwha, @dma, @malte, @quintessence, and I worked around the clock for over a week to migrate Hachyderm from Nóva's basement into Europe

I am forever indebted to that incident for launching my public speaking career, and to this team for becoming my beloved friends

And to Nóva, for chasing the dopamine, for tying us together

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@hazelweakly @quintessence @nova @malte @Taniwha @dma 😭😭😭😭😭

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@hazelweakly @quintessence @nova @malte @Taniwha @dma thank you so much for this wonderful thread, and for making me cry again thinking of her

skinnylatte, to cycling
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6 months ago when I had my beloved Rivendell bike stolen, everyone told me: it’ll turn up in a couple of months. I wanted to believe them but I wasn’t sure I did!

Few things in my favor: my Riv Road Standard was a custom frame in 1995, the size and color doesn’t really exist at all so it was very unique. If you see it, you know it’s my bike. So almost exactly 6 months to the day I got a Reddit message from someone saying they have my bike!

0x09,
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@skinnylatte beautiful story, beautiful bike, mad mad gratz 🤩

hacks4pancakes, to random

Y'all who grew up poor too know the feels of BEING THE ONE WITH BIG CANDY BARS THIS YEAR OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

0x09,
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@hacks4pancakes this this this this

recursive, to random
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"Is that a Half-Life t-shirt?"

0x09,
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@recursive hot girl shit

shortridge, to random
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my frequent co-conspirator @rpetrich is dropping some knowledge bombs about system call sandboxing at

the tl;dr of the problem with the status quo with syscall sandboxing is:

  1. it's really difficult to figure out exactly what syscalls a program needs
  2. it's especially difficult to achieve this at scale, making it non-viable in many prod environments

but we need something to isolate unwanted program behavior given how densely we're packing workloads these days, so what do we do?

0x09,
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@shortridge @ian @rpetrich oh this is a thing of beauty!

skinnylatte, to BelieveInFilm
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Here's a scan of the film I developed in a plant-based developer I made (spices, buckwheat, a lot of sleepy time tea.. some random plants I picked)

First time doing alternative processing! Pretty cool! Will write about it.

(Nikon FE, Ilford FP4, developed in home-brewed plant-based developer)

0x09,
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@skinnylatte oh wow this is soooooo cool

est, to random
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Here's a 200-body simulation

Swirling little colored motes leaving trails, circling one another in space

0x09,
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@desplesda @est @TheMartianLife I wish I could spend an evening cuddling my sweetie and watching these 🤩

hacks4pancakes, to random

Man we went to the Haunted Soiree tonight and we definitely out-weirded the horror actors in full pyramid head, pregnant spider-creature, zombie garb ... and I think that says something, man

0x09,
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@hacks4pancakes 💯💯💯💯💯

0x09, to random
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This diagram looks like a shitpost

0x09,
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@recursive oh that sounds scary. I once had a tire get wobbly, and when I pulled over to tighten the lugs, one of them snapped ><

Tightened the remaining 3 gently and got home very carefully.

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