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AdaraAstin

@AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com

The Voice of Your Dreams: Award Winning Audiobook Narrator

Narrating Erotica as Adara Astin & Romance as Eden Cavell

https://justmytoots.com/@AdaraAstin@Smutlandia.com

My posts are licensed CC-BY-NC-ND - see https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/

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ohellofedefo, to random
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"I've been waking up before 6am every day for some reason... but not this time!!"

wakes up before 5am...

AdaraAstin,
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@ohellofedefo Porbrecito.

Holberg, to random
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Deconstructed nude haha.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg Flashback to the time a truly delectable French math PhD / surfer in Singapore, if I recall correctly, offered me a long-distance strip tease and sent me a series of photos of his various garments discarded on the floor.

(It was a spontaneous in the moment thing, it was utterly charming as well as funny, and there was of course much more to the story than that, but that's as much as I can discreetly say on Mastodon.)

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg Yes! Very much so.

Holberg, to random
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If I had fuck you money I’d probably hire someone to insert Hammond organ in all the rock songs I like. Subtly in places, nice solos in others.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg I will throw all my money at this kickstarter.

My love for Hammond organ is inexplicably strong and eternal.

*I guess I just have great taste.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg Absolutely the same here. It's like I'm hardwired with special receptors for exactly that sound.

Holberg, to random
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Back in my 30s I got used to basically never hanging out with buddies once they got married or had kids.

A new twist on that! Made a good friend when I first moved to Vegas. Drinks or something around once a week. But didn’t realize his availability had everything to do with his wife’s contract gig in another state. She came back late last year and now it seems…he’s not allowed to go out at night without her? And the only time that’s happened since is when they came to a holiday party I threw.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg Ugh. I do not want to have that partner or be that partner.

glitterfizz, to random
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randomly considering my fruitsona... altho not necessarily in a voreish way
more like fruitgender

which best represents my character: a tart, crisp apple? a tangy, messy mango? each juicy drupelet of a blackberry...?

AdaraAstin,
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@glitterfizz Starfruit.

*No, I will not elaborate further. 😂

AdaraAstin,
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@glitterfizz Now I want to know everyone's fruitsona.

Konghammer, to random
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🤣

AdaraAstin,
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@Konghammer omg, so very, very relatable. 😂

AdaraAstin, to random
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As a Canadian, being trapped by a snowstorm in a cabin with hunky guys is my birthright.

AdaraAstin,
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@grrrr_shark I think you've lived in Switzerland long enough that the Mountain Cabin Clause applies to you, too. 😂

AdaraAstin,
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@gocu54 Don't worry: I'm Canadian. I can keep big men in line. 😂

elana, to random
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My radical activism, today as every other day, is Existing While Sad.

AdaraAstin,
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@elana That is in itself so much. Thank you for hanging on. xo

AdaraAstin,
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@elana I am, hon. At least in the small ways I can be from far away. xo

Trenton_Hoshiko, to random
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Suddenly became very obsessed today with creating a tomato-free chili, going to have to put together a recipe, I'm thinking zucchinis

AdaraAstin,
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@Trenton_Hoshiko Would tomatillos work or are they too tomato-adjacent for this purpose?

amy, to random
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It's really incredible to me that Netflix will fully just have a movie synopsis that tells you absolutely nothing about the movie.

Chris Hemsworth "gives his best performance" as a genius and jailer in this "fantastic" film from the director of "Top Gun: Maverick," says Collider.

And using quotes for emphasis. Tell me not one single person looked at this description of their own branded content without telling me.

AdaraAstin,
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@amy Netflix descriptions stopped being helpful maybe more than a decade ago. They turn me off the film or series more often than they make me want to watch it.

AdaraAstin, to random
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Homme Fatale (2019, S. Korea) -- I was expecting a light, frothy romantic comedy, but it had much more depth (and insightful gender commentary) than I expected.

Worth watching.

(I"m biting my tongue because I have many thoughts but they are all spoilers.)

https://tubitv.com/movies/605658/homme-fatale

Holberg, to random
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Fool me 57 times, shame on me. In over 20 years of shopping at Whole Foods, I’ve never once gotten a prepared dish I’d buy again second time. But I keep demonstrating the definition of insanity and thinking MAYBE THIS TIME.

And there I was, minding my own business on the way to get some yogurt when—gosh—cabbage salad with sesame and chicken with sesame sounded awfully nice. But it is OF COURSE as bland as you can imagine. Typical of a category I call Gringo Chow.

AdaraAstin,
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@Holberg The Vegas Whole Foods is bigger than my home town airport, 100% truth.

amy, to random
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Regular reminder: I am not trans or cis. If you think I'm something, I promise that I'm not. I am merely an entity that does things sometimes ​:derp:​ 🫡

AdaraAstin,
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@amy The best way to live.

Skepticat, to random
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Solid advice for a Monday eclipse.

AdaraAstin,
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@Skepticat Me, every time I get an "invitation" to a work Zoom call.

AdaraAstin, to random
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GMTA

*Great MILFS Think Alike.

AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
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To what extent are you a parody of yourself?

AdaraAstin,
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You are all brilliant. xo

AdaraAstin, to random
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I wonder sometimes if men's suits genuinely look good, or if they just seem good due to the combination of status marker and social conditioning.

It's hard to separate social constructs from perception and taste.

AdaraAstin,
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@AlexJaneWrites That is a very interesting point.

glitterfizz, to random
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free use tool (jar opener, furniture mover, grocery transporter)

AdaraAstin,
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@glitterfizz Give a girl a moment to get to her fainting couch before you flirt that hard, yo.

AdaraAstin,
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@glitterfizz 😂

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