AdaraAstin

nerdybutcute, 17 hours ago to random

"chat errant" is how you say "stray cat" in French and from now on I'm referring to "knights errant" as "stray knights"

vagina_museum, 1 day ago to random

we don't know who needs to hear it today but
✨the g-spot is not a specific, "real" anatomical feature✨
so it's normal if there's a bit on the front wall of your vagina that really, really does it for you. it's also normal if there's nothing like that on you. it's also normal if it feels horrid being touched there

about an inch inside the vagina on the front wall, there's an area where it's close to the urethra and where clitoral crura, bulbs and body meet. and it'll feel different for everyone.

Alice, 2 days ago to random

People will say things like "I'd never stay in an abusive relationship" while simultaneously subjecting themselves to nonstop ads just so they can get their Words With Friends fix.

AdaraAstin, 2 days ago to random

It is incredibly sexy when a man will take no for an answer: graciously, kindly, easily.

Guys, you clearly have no idea what a big green flag this is, so I'm letting you know. 💋

reginasbread, 2 days ago to random

it's milf's day today in Poland 🥳

coral, 3 days ago to random

Flo Mask is having a sale this weekend, 15% off with the code KEVSTURNING45. They also have the decorative front covers available forever, when they were originally going to just be a limited run. I get compliments on my cherry blossom one sometimes!

moss, 3 days ago to random

fuck bear

kill man

marry woods

DakkiReads, 3 days ago to random

Tag yourself!

Sometimes I'm 2, sometimes 4, sometimes 7, always 11

mhoye, 4 days ago to random

ok everyone's gotta pick a corner and then we can put this week behind us

CheapPontoon, 3 days ago to random

Boost = "would ya get a look at this idjit."

Like = "hey, I see ya, keep up the good work"

Boost and Like = we're married now

sarae, 4 days ago to random

IDK I'm going to be pretty happy if what brings down Big AI is the years we spent shitposting and writing pornographic fanfiction

glitterfizz, 3 days ago to random

💝: tfw you can hear the lip nibble in the voice note... 💓

tayfonay, 3 days ago to random

Sex is great but have you tried kicking emotional leeches who are just around to use you out of your life?

aegir, 4 days ago to random

Having a Georgia O’Keefe moment. I love how grumpy she got when people kept pointing out how erotic her paintings were. I love how grumpy she sounded generally.

The petals of a pink rose forming a whorl to the yellow detailed anthers in the centre
A soft pink rose with many layers and folds of dense petals to a tightly-puckered deep pink centre 😅

AdaraAstin, 4 days ago (edited 3 days ago) to random

A random question for anyone who watches Turkish dramas:

If you could cast a current Turkish actor to play Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice, who would you pick?

(Is there a hashtag for Turkish dramas? I have no idea.)

#dizi #TurkishDrama #Romance @romancelandia

eclectech, 5 days ago to random

It's time to get organised for the Friday Sparkly Dance Party!

Here's what you need to do if you'd like to join in:

1. Pick a dance (all 50 so far are below)
2. Film yourself doing the dance step a few times
3. Upload the clip to Mastodon, tagging me in and noting the dance number
4. Have a laugh with it, it's just for a bit of silly fun 🕺 💃

1 / 4

#FridaySparklyDanceParty

A vertical grid of 15 blocks of different colours, each numbered (1-15). Each box contains a simple animated black and white figure doing something resembling a dance move.
A vertical grid of 15 blocks of different colours, each numbered (16-30). Each box contains a simple animated black and white figure doing something resembling a dance move.
A vertical grid of 15 blocks of different colours, each numbered (31-45). Each box contains a simple animated black and white figure doing something resembling a dance move.
A square grid with 7 blocks of different colours numbered 46-52. Boxes 46 to 50 contain a simple animated black and white figure doing something resembling a dance move. 51 and 52 haven't been made yet, so are just question marks.

InternetEh, 5 days ago to random

what is something you can do a good impression of? Anything, no matter how specific or obscure. Even if it's a noise or sound effect. Boost for science and progress

Trenton_Hoshiko, 5 days ago to random

If ya see someone online having a bad day, pass them some kind thoughts, it might make a big difference❤️

fungible_thadius, 5 days ago to random

Oh, you like women? Name all of them.

Lazarou, 5 days ago to LateStageCapitalism

thinking about how we know PFAS get into testicles and how sperm counts have been dropping in the West since for as long as I've been alive (and also for as long as these chemicals have been commercially available) and how the macho men with their obsession of 'virility' and breeding are going to take this betrayal.

It's Capitalism or your balls lads, and your masters chose the Coin over your tatty sacks.

#PFAS #LateStageCapitalism

AdaraAstin, 5 days ago (edited 5 days ago) to random

I looked up an ex on a whim and discovered that in our years apart, he has started to lose his hair, despite being relatively young, and is well on his way to being bald.

It's an oddly consistent pattern that men who treat me badly go bald and the ones who treat me well retain their hair.

AdaraAstin, 5 days ago to random

I wound up here by accident and I share this without comment.

I'll just say... I wish I could see your faces as you watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogpwrc6oCKM