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BetaCuck4Lyfe

@BetaCuck4Lyfe@kolektiva.social

I'm #antifa. Not heterosexual.

Libs & centrists: I am radicalizing you.

Conservatives: Fuck you. No, really.

#farmer, #poet, #HandyMan #Actor & #stuntman in Portland, OR. Here to help with #HomeRepair, #YardWork, #Acting, #Stunts, #CreativeWriting, #Editing, or lifting things.

Profile pic is me holding up a glass lantern I made.

Banner pic: me in fake armor, angry & sweaty on a movie set

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BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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Uh, excuse me? I think you mean "reply MEN"

ai6yr, to random

So far, it appears you can be a "Feng shui" expert by making up whatever dang thing you want and writing it down. Also, they believe in ghosts.

BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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@ai6yr Feng shui is just astrology for your living room.

"Heeeere's yer problem: this bathroom's a Virgo wit' a Scorpio risin'"

ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs, to random
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  • BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs pranks are stupid

    alissaazar, to climate
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    BREAKING: Forest defenders have launched a tree sit to stop old growth logging on federal Bureau of Land Management land in Southern Oregon. Community members are opposing the Poor Windy timber sale, which targets thousands of acres of mature and old growth forest.

    The timber sale is just one of countless projects the BLM has proposed across the region that will clearcut mature and old growth forests, flying directly in the face of commitments made by the federal administration.

    Forest defenders are calling for the immediate cancellation of this sale and an end to all logging on public lands.

    A photo of a tree-sit structure very high in a tree with a banner hanging off that reads “NO old growth logging in a climate crisis”
    A photo of a tree-sit structure very high in a tree with a banner hanging off that reads “NO old growth logging in a climate crisis” - a more zoomed out version of the photo
    A photo of a tree-sit structure very high in a tree with a banner hanging off that reads “NO old growth logging in a climate crisis” - a more zoomed in version of the photo

    BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @alissaazar Southern Oregon is my birth dirt. I am a Rogue of that Valley. Mastodon friends, please boost Azar's Toot about these forest defenders!

    BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @alissaazar Fuck those timber companies.

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    Everyone In The House Got Covid But Me Except Then I Also Got Covid Update Day 3:

    I am still asymptomatic to the point that I am like, looking for symptoms. I woke up last night at 330 AM and couldn't go back to sleep for like an hour and a half. IS IT THE RONA?!

    Pop and the Babe are both still sick with slowly improving symptoms. Pop is on Paxlovid because he's Cretaceous so he's whining about everything tasting like pennies but that's what he gets for doing global warming. We are all vaccinated, but I got sick most recently, and my antigen tests are barely registering the T line on Day 3 since my first positive test.

    I have been religious about my covid amelioration protocols (pinned post) since Dad first tested positive. I believe that Babe was infected from Dad first and probably gave it to me later, so I had the biggest heads-up about my status, whereupon I immediately started the program. I'm wondering if the measures I'm taking were so much more effective because I started them before I was even testing positive.

    I'm not a science doctor or anything.

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    People don't talk enough about the specific grief and pain that comes when you realize —not just suspect or worry, but REALIZE —that your big dream will not be coming true.

    Maybe you're not going to get the job you dreamed of, or the love story you long for, or to escape poverty or illness. Or to avoid climate change.

    I think a lot of us suffer from this grief for a future gone without even realizing that the ghosts of our deceased dreams are haunting us, showing up in our anxiety, our addictions, our anhedonia.

    You can't move on without mourning. Not with your zombie dreams tottering after you, jaws agape, hungry for your devotion. Ask yourself if you might be suffering because of this.

    Ask yourself if your dream is really still attainable and go after it, or ready yourself for its last rites. Let it go and free yourself.

    There are other dreams than these.

    ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs, to random
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  • BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs wow, way to make it all about themselves

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    These are some of the YouTube channels I frequent, in no particular order.

    Please share some of yours!

    TheCrafsMan SteadyCraftin

    A Twinge of Cringe

    Agitcrop

    Some More News

    Grim Beard

    Leeja Miller

    Squat University

    Kaelynn Partlow

    Viva La Dirt League

    Doug and the Business Cats

    DIY Solar Power with Will Prowse

    Elemental Soundworks

    Raindrop Works

    Ordinary Sausage

    Extra History

    Shaolin Kung Fu International

    Shut Up & Sit Down

    Tony Jeffries

    Raven Reads

    Emma Thorne

    Forensic Architecture

    Tom Cardy

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    Entire House Has Covid But Me Update:

    Dreamed I had Covid and someone ripped my mask off at a party that I both didn't want to be at and also couldn't leave. Not a good sign.

    Woke up a little tired and with a slight headache but still testing negative. A good sign.

    Still believe I am infected but having a weirdly long incubation period due to being a special little guy.

    hannu_ikonen, to random
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    This is either whoosh on my part or trans hate from another mastodon.social account:

    https://mastodon.social/

    BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @hannu_ikonen "you don't have permission to view this page"

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    Me trying to dodge Covid rn

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    Did you know? With a quick brush of ordinary Elmer's glue, you can discreetly make your fingerprints impossible to lift off of any surface.

    Also, masks disrupt facial recognition tech.

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    Still negative in a house of positives. I doubt this will last. I'm pretty sure I'm just the longest incubator.

    BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    Still super angry, existentially, about this country's gleeful embrace of an endemic airborne virus that damages the brain and everything else.

    CosmicTrigger, to random
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    Capitalism having a normal one again, I see

    BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @CosmicTrigger

    "Medical bills too expensive? Consider running a ponzi scheme."

    "College debt keeping you on the streets? Most humans can survive with only one kidney."

    "Rent too high? Try selling a child to a goblin and spinning some straw into gold."

    BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @CosmicTrigger "have a look into the lucrative world of international drug muling."

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    So like... is the New York appellate court ever going to justify their decision to bend to the former President's will re: that $175M treatment of what was a $454M dollar bond?

    I'm itching to know the details behind this obvious and unsurprising miscarriage of justice in service to the rich and and powerful. These are the names of the Justices who inexplicably gave Don a break:

    Hon. Dianne T. Renwick, Presiding Justice

    And

    Anil C. Singh
    Lizbeth González
    Bahaati E.
    Pitt-Burke Kelly
    O'Neill Levy, Justices.

    I gotta say, their decision to lower his bond is a pretty brazen "fuck you" to anyone who has ever had to post bond in America –and most of us haven't been charged with over ninety felonies while publicly bragging about having infinite money and thumbing our noses at court-enforced gag orders.

    When I was arrested for trying to save someone's life at a counterprotest, my bond was not only completely inflexible, as stated by piece of shit judge Silver in Multnomah County, but they increased it via secret indictments while I was in jail.

    Judge Silver simply told me at my one and only bail reduction hearing that he didn't believe a $570,250.00 bail was unreasonable for me, a handyman from Portland who mends his own sweaters. They were looking at taking my used truck, worth barely $3k, and other assets for a case in which I injured no one and arguably saved a life with my actions. And that was just for 5 felonies and few misdemeanors.

    45 has never protected anyone but himself. He isn't charged for crimes he committed while trying to save anybody.

    This is literally outrageous.

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    Donkey blep

    igd_news, to random
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    Sickening brutality and systemic State violence on display by law enforcement across the US this week.

    CW: Racist abuse and sexual assault.

    In Mississippi, officers who belonged to a self-described "Goon Squad" were sentenced for torturing two Black men in what is described as a "nightmare of racially motivated beatings, torture, sexual assaults and even a mock execution," after officers broke into a home without a warrant following complaints by neighbors that "several Black men were staying at a White woman’s home." One man was even shot by officers, after they placed a gun inside of his mouth.

    Officers attempted a cover up by planting drugs, stealing surveillance footage, and agreeing on a cover story. They made it clear to their victims that they were inflicting this violence because the two Black men were in what was considered a white area of town. This was not an isolated incident, community members report that these officers terrified people for years.

    Meanwhile in the bay area, "FBI agents raided a federal women’s prison in California this week so plagued by sexual abuse that it was known among inmates and workers as the “rape club.” Officials are also facing charges for retaliating against prisoners who filed a class-action lawsuit against the abuse. As one attorney on the case stated, "There is no accountability...and the sexual abuse keeps festering and festering until it blows up. They tend to shuffle the offenders. Officials in prisons can be the worst because they are so jaded that all the complaints fall on deaf ears about the guards.”

    This brutality is endemic to a system based on violent settler-colonial subjugation, class rule, patriarchy, and white supremacy. It cannot be reformed - only abolished and thrown to the dust-bin of history.

    Headline: "Warden is ousted as FBI raids California women's prison known as the 'rape club'

    BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @igd_news horrific. Fuck those cops.

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    I'm so PISSED that the Boomers in this house dont give a fuck about this disease when it is THEY at the greatest immediate risk, not to mention the damage the virus can do to us long term. When are the Booomers going to start thinking as if they're NOT adolescents? Istg it's like they hit puberty, liked it, gave themselves permanent raises and cheap college degrees, and decided to stay there forever.

    Pop is still up trying to work in the garage and I told him this is PRECISELY how you get Long Covid and he straight up blew me off, saying his BRAIN has POSITIVE THOUGHTS and that he is TOUGH. Seriously, those are the words that came out of his mouth, like some kind of ancient, bearded crystal mommy.

    No wonder the planet's on fire and we're all in debt while billionaires implode submarines and jizz their trash into orbit.

    I am super fucking pissed.

    BetaCuck4Lyfe, to random
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    Fuck. Dad's girlfriend flew to Canada last week and either she brought Covid back with her, or he picked it up playing bagpipes in a crowd on St. Patrick's Day —WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WOULD HAPPEN. Dad is now testing positive. It scares the shit out of me when he gets Covid. He's tough but he is old and this is a reinfection. They're always a crapshoot.

    I'm testing negative right now but I've had (very limited) exposure to them both the last 24 hours. So now the household is in quarantine again.

    Goddamned Boomers.

    ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs, to random
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  • BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs we literally just made like 6 pounds of "nesto". It's delicious. Your neighbor is a dingus

    igd_news, to california
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    Blockades of military bases in #California continues in solidarity with #Palestine. This recent action was met with police brutality.

    "During these arrests they violently attacked several femmes, and threw several to the ground. Of those attacked, one was knocked unconscious from the force of the police assault. Another who had arrived with a walker due to hip injuries, was thrown to the ground and hospitalized. Immediately after the arrests were made police moved to try and arrest protesters who had never entered the street, but they were stopped by other police. "

    Report via @indybay: https://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2024/03/23/18864476.php

    BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    seachanger, to random
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    tfw you are on the M/V Kennicott ⛴️

    BetaCuck4Lyfe,
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    @seachanger I would pay money to be on a ship of poets

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