Bwee, 3 months ago to random

Just to reiterate:

I am SO PROUD of you. Of everything you are. Everything you've become.

Please #boost so everyone knows how proud I am of them. They deserve to hear it!!

💙💙💙

Bwee, 3 months ago to random

Let me ask you a very important question.

Do you feel loved?

Bwee uses a paw to write your name in the snow and draw a heart around it

How about now? Hmm, you need a little something extra, don't you? I have an idea.

Next, the fluffy blue dragon gives you a big, warm hug (if you consent) and kisses the top of your head. They softly whisper to you Hey, friend. You feel so warm and cozy. Thank you for this hug, it means a lot to me! I want you to know I'm so proud of you, and proud of everything you do to make the world a better place, including being your awesome self. I hope you're taking good care of yourself. You know I worry about you. I love you, dear one. Try to have a good day, okay?

Let me know if I can do anything else for you today!

💙💙💙

Bwee, 3 months ago to random

WHY???

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??

Tell us! Tell us! We've wondered for so long! Please, just...tell us WHY.

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Uh oh.

There's a dragon on your timeline.

:dragn_flushed:​

And they... want pats?

:dragn_mlem:​

What will you do?

Bwee, 4 months ago to neverwinternights

I'd really love to find more #Dragon and #Furry friends on Fedi.

I would also like to find more creatures here who post about animals, including pictures, anecdotes, etc! They can be about pets, birding, animals seen outside, whatever works!!

Could you please #boost so I can find more amazing friends? I'd be so grateful!

💙💙💙

Potential followers, I am a relentlessly, compassionately-positive blue fluffdragon who wants to bring smiles to your timeline, and is fiercely against toxic forms of positivity. If you think that might be your thing, check out my profile and see what you think!

💙💙💙

Thank you for boosting! I adore you!!

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

eepy dragon thinks you're a cutie.

:dragn_blanketsleep:​

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Bwee, 4 months ago to random

A visual pun for you. I knee-d you to see this.

(Alt-text is there if you need it!)

#PunDayBwee

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

:blobfox3cevil:​

#PunDayBwee

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Bwee: picks up an entire house all by themselves

@WahFo: "Be careful, sweetie! Don't hurt your back!"

Bwee: "Oh it's okay, don't worry!!

...

It's a lighthouse." :3

#PunDayBwee

dgar, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to random

In the last months of the 2,022nd year Earth Common Era, #Dgar was led to the Mastodon herd by a werewolf from Melbourne, where they climbed up onto the thick matted wool of a beast affectionately known as AusSocial.
Dgar gripped onto the coat and screamed “Hello World!” No one except the werewolf heard.
Dgar began exploring, moving over the beast. So many interesting personalities, such diversity, and although no one seemed to notice them, Dgar noticed the inhabitants. They were being… nice to each other. Courteous and understanding of differing views and perspectives. Dgar was a bit weirded out, but continued to explore.

Explore.

Suddenly the view opened up and Dgar saw the herd for the first time. Beasts just like AusSocial, but all different in their own ways, stretching to the horizons, as far as the eye could see. And there weren’t just Mastodons either. There were all kinds of beasts, all carving out their own little niche. Someone behind whispered “That’s the Fediverse.” Dgar felt the presence of millions of people, working together, competing, evolving, developing… and despairing.

Dgar wandered from feed to feed, community to community, and slowly began to realise that almost everyone was talking about the same things.

Billionaires ruined some place that wasn’t anywhere near as good as where they are right now.
The depressing state of politics and the media that supports it.
Despair over misinformation and the people who believe it.
Gun control.
Climate change.
Natural disasters.
War. Murder. Disease.
Stop!

There’s no jokes.
There’s no shitposting.
There’s no laughter.
There’s lots of love and understanding, but when you look for something funny, there’s a few people asking “Where are all the jokes and shitposters?”

Dgar resolved to fill this niche, and began tooting every joke they could find. For several months, they tooted a joke or meme every twenty minutes while they were awake, and as often as possible while they were asleep. They would traverse great distances, well beyond the herd, to sift through what at times seemed like piles of refuse to find puns and funnies.
After some time, Dgar became known for the funny toots, and many people followed them.

Today, like most days, Dgar climbed up to take in the view of the herd, and a giant smile broke upon his face. There were jokes. There were memes. There were terrible puns. The toots emanating from the very top of AusSocial were light hearted and humorous takes.
It was beautiful.

And so Dgar finds themselves re-considering their place in the community. Does the Fediverse need Dgar to lift their spirit with stolen jokes, old puns, and scavenged memes?
Maybe.
But maybe not so much.

Perhaps the 2,024th year Earth Common Era will be the year Dgar begins concentrating on what Dgar loves.
Making music.

Thank you all for your support. Big love to each and every one of you. ♥️
🫶🎼🎤🎵🎸🎶

#DgarLore

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Just a lil encourage mint for you. :3

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Geology rocks!

But geography is where it's at. :blobfoxfingerguns:​

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Looking for fun insults to use that aren't ableist and are even safe to use around kids? Look no further!

😈 "walnut" [derogatory]
(Feel free to insert your favorite nut or food item! "Cashew", "Cheese curd" and "Lettuce-head" are also fun!)

😈 "You're the kind of trash a raccoon wouldn't touch"

😈 "Your species didn't do much evolving, did it?"

😈 "Are you cranky? Do you need your diaper changed?"

😈 "Don't worry, being as wrong as you are would upset me too!"

😈 "nincompoop" (which is an actual English word that means "a foolish person")

😈 "You're as graceful as a sea turtle on a tightrope"

😈 "May you have a very interesting day"

😈 "It's not every day I meet the stinky rear end of a donkey. I'm honored!"

😈 "Talking to you is a waste of brain cells"

Do you have more? Write your own and tag with #CleanInsults to join in!

Let's all remember that making fun of someone's physical looks or mental capabilities is ableist and unnecessary. There are always ways around it.

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Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Some people study hard for decades, put their bodies through the toughest physical trials, and make it onto a shuttle that goes to outer space so they can learn even more and share that knowledge with the rest of the world.

Me? I'm down here on Earth accidentally choking on my own saliva seconds after knocking my tooth on the cup I was drinking out of.

We all have different strengths.

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Oh my goodness! I've found you! You're HERE!

Wow. Like, think about it. You're here, right now, at this moment. You're choosing to use your precious time to read my post and give me your attention. It's mind-blowing, really. I'm so incredibly grateful that you've chosen to spend time here with me. Thank you.

In return for your attention, I'm going to leave you with some happy thoughts:

🌈 Two kittens pouncing and playing together, chasing each other around a big room full of toys
🌈 A double-rainbow high in the sky
🌈 Kind actions and words, from you, making everyone in your vicinity feel wonderful
🌈 Cuddly blankets and your favorite warm beverage inside while it's cold outside

I hope your day brings you many smiles, friend! Thank you again for stopping by!

Much love!!

💙💙💙

Bwee, 4 months ago to random

Imagine the cutest thing possible. It can be an animal, a person, a figurine you saw in a shop once. Anything.

Go ahead and imagine the cuteness. I'll wait.

...

Okay, now you're back (you DID think of a cute thing, didn't you? You didn't just immediately scroll down? I'm trusting you here!)! Now, the cuteness you imagined...

...is no comparison for how cute YOU are. You are sooooo much cuter than whatever you thought of. So there. ;3

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Bwee, 4 months ago to random

I'm madbro because the book I want to read isn't available as an ebook. >.< Arg and grr! xD

It's okay, Raptor Red. I'll try to buy you someday!! 😤