CaptAntagonist

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

Someone asked me to draw a picture of how I see myself

So I drew two eyes

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

My doctor said I have attention something something, I wasn't really listening

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

One day I aspire to be like Play-Doh

Non-toxic

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

I'm not burning bridges, I'm just addressing the need for critical infrastructure repairs through the beauty of fire.

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

I'm here to chew bubblegum and make cryptic statements, and I'm not sure how that gum factory burned down.

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

Instead of a regular headstone I'm going to request a Tombstone frozen pizza, and instead of flowers you can put pepperoni on my grave.

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

Empathy is when someone says "I'm struggling" and you can feel that by thinking of a time your cat only gave you two nose boops instead of three.

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

I wanna get a tattoo of a QR code that goes to a website that just says THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A TEXT MESSAGE

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

One time I made a post and nobody liked it so that's how I knew I was all out of love.

CaptAntagonist, 10 months ago to random

Life is like a box of chocolates

Melted

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

Parenthesis (Taylor's Version)

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

If you are unhappy, change something. Quit your job. Move. Ｍａｋｅ ｂｌｏｏｄ ｓａｃｒｉｆｉｃｅｓ． Stop making excuses. You are in control.

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

This land is my land, THIS land is my land, this land is made for ME AND ME

-Rich people's anthem

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

The aliens are coming = X-Files
The aliens are cumming = XXX-Files

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

Rest in piss

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

The posting amount will be limited until morale improves

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

The sun is in a lot of movies but doesn't have an IMDB page, despite being the biggest star.

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

Oh no

West Side Story

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

If the moon was really made of cheese it would be called moonzarella, wake up sheeple!

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

Some words of wisdom from a weird coworker of mine...

"If you want something cleaned, put a dick on it"

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

Accidentally failed a captcha and now I'm a robot

CaptAntagonist, 11 months ago to random

Nobody wants to attack and dethrone God anymore, we used to be a proper society.

CaptAntagonist, 1 year ago to random

Grapes of Wrath
Oranges of Lust
Apples of Envy
Plums of Sloth
Lemons of Greed
Kiwis of Gluttony
Limes of Pride

-The Seven Deadly Fruits

CaptAntagonist, 1 year ago to random

Here's a casual reminder that the Nazis started with book bans in their first year in power. Just a fun little fact, good thing it doesn't have any relevance.

CaptAntagonist, 1 year ago to random

Human Centipede taught me everything I needed to know about connecting with people