ChrisHolladay

GottaLaff, 18 days ago to random

😂 “Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) moved to force a vote on ousting Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) on Wednesday, a momentous move that is all but certain to fail amid opposition from conservative Republicans and Democrats.”

https://trib.al/FJa37VT

Skepticat, 18 days ago to random

What?!?
Which one do you see?
Anybody else see Scooby-Doo?

ChrisHolladay, 18 days ago to random

Since the courts seem to be corrupted regarding trying a former president,just have to make sure the vote is overwhelmingly Democratic straight ballot
I'll be voting straight down.
One side effect of this is school boards.
Get rid of the deniers and maga-morons at the very start of their political career
#voteblue
#2024election

ChrisHolladay, 18 days ago to coffee

Coffee at home
Coffee on the way to work
Iced coffee at my desk

Refill time in half a cup...
Still not awake....
#coffee
#wakeup

Yawn Yawning GIF
Tired Sleepy GIF

GottaLaff, 19 days ago to legal

#TrumpTrial #Trump #legal 🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

1/…

Tyler McBrien::

Necheles rises to renew Trump's objection to Daniels testifying about any "sexual details," which she says has no relevance and is prejudicial.
By details, Merchan asks, more than just "we had sex"? Yes, Necheles says.

Skepticat, 19 days ago to random

Needless to say, it's gonna be a long day here. >''<

QasimRashid, 20 days ago to random

12 MAGA GOP Senators threaten the ICC Chief Prosecutor Karim Khan, as well as the ICC, as well as Khan's family. They call prosecution of Israel for war crimes an attack on US sovereignty. What?

Btw threatening the ICC is also a violation of int'l law.
https://t.co/pVvXi4IB6C

flexghost, 20 days ago to random

Trump claims abortion is “not that big of an issue”

He went on to say Republicans are the “party of fertilization”

Finally. We agree on something.

https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/1450108

GottaLaff, 20 days ago to legal

New #TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal 1/…

Plz remember to use "NFL" (Not For Laffy) & remember: typos are theirs, not mine. No time to correct.

Inner City Press (aka Press):

They're back.

Trump's lawyer Blanche: Half an hour ago, we learned who the next witness is - and we have some objections. Invoices from Michael Cohen are not business records of the Trump Organization. If she stamped them, sure

ChrisHolladay, 20 days ago to random

Here is hoping Donald Trump drains the Republican party dry.
RNC funds downhill elections.
Can't do that if he takes it for legal fees.
No money for state and local pro Trump candidates means less ads,signs,campaign events.
I hope he takes every last dime they generate through donor dinners , town halls,etc.
MAGA
Make Assholes Go Away.
#2024election
#republicans
#TrumpTrials

GottaLaff, 20 days ago to random

Preamble to #TrumpTrial thread.

Pagliery:

Prosecutors with the Manhattan DA's office have just walked in. They haven't announced which witness they intend to call next...

and they aren't too keen on letting #Trump's team know either--especially since he keeps blasting away on social media, which they see as a threat.

flexghost, 20 days ago to random

Republicans killed funding for the cancer cure initiative

Think about that

In 2016, Obama’s Cures funding was set at $1.8 billion for seven years. Then Republicans said no to funding it again just so Biden couldn’t have a win

Reps like Tom Cole are literally voting in favor of people dying from cancer. His rationale for the vote? “We've been very generous”

I imagine the kind of person it takes to vote in favor of cancer

These people must be voted out

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/02/02/fact-sheet-president-biden-reignites-cancer-moonshot-to-end-cancer-as-we-know-it/

Saltssaltgirl, 20 days ago to random

I’m not sure why my friends & family think I’m in charge of the calendar, but I’ll be apologizing for it anyway, because today is my birthday, it’s Teacher’s Appreciation Week, & Mother’s Day is Sunday.

GottaLaff, 21 days ago to random

CREW:

The fact that Tim Scott is refusing to say he’d follow the law and not try to overthrow the results of a free and fair election should scare anyone listening. This is how democracies end.

👇🏼
WELKER: Will you commit to accepting the 2024 election results?

TIM SCOTT: At the end of the day, the 47th president will be Donald Trump

WELKER: Wait -- yes or no, will you accept the results?

TIM SCOTT: That is my statement

GottaLaff, 23 days ago to random

With whose money?

Via Kyle Griffin:

Breaking on MSNBC:

Donald #Trump has paid the $9,000 fine stemming from his #GagOrder violations.

GottaLaff, 23 days ago to random

Reporter: What was it like to see Hope Hicks?

#Trump: So I'm not allowed to comment on any of that as you know I’m under a gag order

And via Rupar, apparently the evil Jews are behind everything! They're after me!

"They've been after us for years ... being sucked dry ... Soros-backed ... they're all lawyered up" -- Trump goes on a paranoid rant after his trial ends for the week

GottaLaff, 23 days ago to legal

NEW #TrumpTrial #Trump #legal 🧵 starts HERE: 1/...

Hope Hicks is back on the stand.

Merchan: "Good afternoon Ms. Hicks. Remember you're still under oath."

GottaLaff, 23 days ago to legal

#TrumpTrial #Trump #legal 🧵STARTS HERE. 1/…

(Please remember to use NFL …Not For Laffy… in replies)

😂 See my previous post, just before this one, in my TL

Pagliery:

The judge starts out be making an odd clarification about his gag order.

He says that despite the restrictions on what Trump can say outside the courtroom, he can absolutely testify from the witness stand.

Trump lawyer Todd Blanche thanks him.

GottaLaff, 24 days ago to random

Via MuellerSheWrote:

Yeahhhh that’s not what that means.

#Trump: I’m not allowed to testify. I’m under a #GagOrder

Skepticat, 24 days ago to random

I will be lurking until further notice.

GottaLaff, 24 days ago to legal

NEW #TrumpTrial #Trump #legal 🧵 starts HERE. 1/...

Klasfeld:

We're back.

Trump's attorney Susan Necheles hands over "a stack of news articles" by legal commentators like Jonathan Turley, others. She says Trump wants to post them, but she wants to make sure they do not violate the gag order.

"We think that they are perfectly fine."

Prosecutor:

🤔👉🏼"It seems odd that they're asking the court for an advanced ruling" on these sorts of things.

flexghost, 25 days ago to random

Trump just admitted his intent to lead the insurrection

Confirming Cassidy Hutchenson’s testimony

Confirming secret service agent accounts

How is this man still the leading Republican presidential candidate?

Video of Trump saying yeah I did more crimes but also I slept with my daughter. Ok the second part wasn’t out loud but come on.