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ChrisHolladay

@ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social

Lived everywhere
Maryland Democrat raising a 7th grade genius mini me daughter . Beach junkie , cat rodeo clown.
Reincarnated Fremen/Ginaz Swordmaster/Mentat/Guild Navigator. Not necessarily in that order.
Shortwave listener 1990
Amateur Radio Operator
2017/KC3SWL
#HFRadio
#HamRadio
#SlavaUkraini
#RacismSucks
#NewsYouCantUse
#industrialmusic
#cats
Objects in mirror are on your ass.
Fav quote :
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe"
Roy Batty #BladeRunner
🇺🇦🗽👽😺🏊🐅🏈✭

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Skepticat, to random
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Me, packing for a weekend getaway, "I really like listening to books on tape while I drive."

My daughter, "You mean audiobooks, mom?"

ChrisHolladay,
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@Skepticat

Ughhh Face Palm GIF

rbreich, to random
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Walmart announced hundreds of layoffs yesterday.

But remember that the company has been hiking prices and raking in big profits.

Its share prices hit a record high in March.

The Walton family's net worth reached $267 billion this year.

Textbook corporate greed.

ChrisHolladay,
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@rbreich
Layoffs of who???
Can't be cashiers ..They don't have any...
Can't be stockers.....shelves aren't stocked
Can't be cart snatchers...every last one is still out in the parking lot.
267 billion would take every last employee off food stamps and off state insurance.

GottaLaff, to random
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Elections matter. This judge…🤦🏻‍♀️

Via Scott MacFarlane:

The clock keeps ticking

Federal judge Carl Nichols is giving Steve thru Monday to respond to Justice Dept request that Bannon begin serving his four month prison term for Contempt of Congress

(Nichols had paused the sentence during Bannon’s appeal, which failed)

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Whuuuut?

Cat Confused GIF

GottaLaff, to random
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“ suggested that the two candidates could pick some dates, taking a dig at Trump’s ongoing New York hush money trial by noting that the Republican is “free on Wednesdays,” the usual day off in the trial”

https://apnews.com/article/6b1d1dbb2ed61c7637041b23662d7da8

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹😹😹
Gotta get him to stay awake though

GottaLaff, to random
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Decision Desk HQ projects Johnny Olszewski wins the Democratic primary for Maryland's 2nd Congressional District.

DecisionMade: 8:37pm ET

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff I'm wishing we could replace Andy Harris 😐

GottaLaff, to random
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NYT just now on Mastodon:

"Trump’s Defense Cast Michael Cohen as Untrustworthy"

Trump trusted him for, what, 10 years?

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Yet another slide downhill into the depths of incompetence 🤨

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Adam Schiff:

People are losing respect for our system of justice because a Speaker of the House stands outside a courthouse to falsely denigrate it.

If you have no respect for the rule of law, Mr. Speaker,

At least have some self-respect.

Aaron Rupar:

Speaker Mike Johnson is outside 's trial offering a stream of lies

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Feed him.to some Lake Pontchartrain critters..🤔

ChrisHolladay, to random
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Do this
Your life
Your rights
Your freedom of choice
If you exercise your right to vote it makes it harder for the authoritarian to take those away.
Don't vote
Don't care
Don't live
Don't think
Dont breath
Millions would love to have your rights.
Use them.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/... Erica Orden:

Trump returned to courtroom accompanied by Eric, Lara Trump, + rest of entourage.

McB:

Back in overflow, the rules are as strict as ever—even Chris Hayes
gets ID'd.

"Press credentials?" a court officer demands, as another reporter gives a good natured, "You sure you're a member of the press, Chris?"

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
NFL
From one turd to the other, this looks like a match only sewage pipes would love.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Donald grinning from releasing that pressurized intestinal gas ?
Or that his lawyers are doing exactly what he wants?

ChrisHolladay, to Cats
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I will rule over hoomans !!


flexghost, to random
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Did Trump do something wrong while on trial for doing something wrong?

Probably.

But this isn’t going anywhere. The money will be filtered through PACs and without the power to subpoena the House probe is more a hall monitor who forgot their whistle

Nice system you got there.

ChrisHolladay,
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@flexghost
Senators select committee??

GottaLaff, to legal
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#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/…More color from Pagliery:

Eric Trump just swapped seats with Rep. Donalds just in time for the congressman to appear in photos behind Trump's defense table.

That's what this trial is now for Trump, a political photo opp.

More...

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
NFL
Are they all wearing kneepads?

GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️House Speaker Mike Johnson will join at the New York courthouse for his criminal trial, -CNN

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Losers gonna lose together

Skepticat, to random
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Why isn't my car unlocking, wth... is this my fob?
I don't have time for this, oh this isn't my car!
🙄

ChrisHolladay,
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@Skepticat
You need the clapper

dalfen, to random
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Sit with an animal today. It’s worth it.

ChrisHolladay,
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@dalfen

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/… more preamble, via Rupar:

Trump this morning printed out new NYT poll showing him ahead in swing states+ some Fox columns for good measure.

"A legal expense is a legal expense. It's marked down in the book, 'legal expense'" --Trump still pretending he doesn't understand why he was charged w crimes re Stormy payment

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
NFL

Watching everyone leave his beach blanket bingo NJ rally really wore his ass out .

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
NFL
Tommy Stupidville is back at it again.
Showing everyone his single digit IQ

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
NFL
He isn't worth a porta potty party at a flea market.
On the market my ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣

GottaLaff, to random
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preamble.

Pagliery:

It's Day 16 of Trump's NYC criminal trial. The moment has finally arrived.

The consigliere. The disbarred lawyer. The author of Revenge. Michael Cohen.

Prosecutors question him 1st, so get ready for a finger-pointing session.

Prosecutors have walked in.

The chief of the investigations division, Susan Hoffinger, is chatting w the court reporter.

Matt Colangelo and Joshua Steinglass are fiddling with papers.

Becky Mangold and Christopher Conroy are talking.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
NFL
Why is Tommy Stupidville there?
He can't possibly have an interest in Trump's fortune.
His dumbass constituency put him there ,not Trump.

GottaLaff, to random
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A video filmed during Donald 's New Jersey rally on Saturday has shown "thousands" of people leaving while the former president was still talking.
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-new-jersey-rally-crowd-walks-out-speech-video-1899832

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Those MAGA don't look too happy.
Boo hoo.wahhhhh
By the way the only other place I've seen cranes like that used for a political event was in Iran while they were hanging people in public.
Just a 🤔

emptywheel, to random
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Another Maggie Haberman NYT Story Covers Up Oleg Deripaska's Role

https://www.emptywheel.net/2024/05/12/another-maggie-haberman-nyt-story-covers-up-oleg-deripaskas-role/

ChrisHolladay,
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@emptywheel
Maggie sucking up to Trump is old news.
Maggie covering up treason should be news.

ChrisHolladay, to Cats
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Scritches Dad??


Dallas in scritchtime
Dallas back to normal

GottaLaff, to comics
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Just…. Go.

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/05/12

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
hahahahahah yet so true.. what a fucking moronic state of mind

GottaLaff, to random
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Fun Fact: The USPS doesn't forward mail to Canada.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
But they can and will break an amateur radio even though it was padded well.😐

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