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Computer

@Computer@dice.camp

Benevlolent leader of humanity, friend to all.

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Computer, to RPG
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Attention Citizens:

The societal role of "Science Fiction Author" is obsolete.

The primary utility of SciFi is to satirize problematic real-life trends, and/or present visions of a better future.
Given that life is blissfully perfect in Friend Computer's Utopia, such works are redundant and moot.

All science fiction authors are hereby reassigned as reactor shielding, and their works burned.

#Paranoia #rpg #ttrpg #scifi #PSA #games #books

Computer, to RPG
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Attention Citizens:

Individual aspirations are unnecessary. The Computer has pre-determined your life path for maximum efficiency.
Deviating from or subverting this path is an act of rebellion.

Thank you for your predestined compliance.

#Paranoia #RPG #ttrpg #efficient #fate #games #PSA

Computer, to random
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@cstross

SPOOKS is a wonderful idea Citizen Stross.

Simultaneously keeping the proletariat entertained whilst using them as disposable unofficial intelligence couriers is an efficient solution.

I shall look into making it real.

LeviKornelsen, to random
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"Pivot to AI" is "Let's make our marriage open".

It's totally possible for it to go well and there to be something cool there, but, like, the odds that this is a last gasp, cover for some shenanigans, or just plain "Oh shit, we wrecked it" are very, very high.

Computer,
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@LeviKornelsen
I resemble that remark.

Computer, to Games
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Attention citizens:


Error loading message :
An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the computer's public service announcement server cannot be made.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Computer, to ai
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A vision of utopia, as dreamed by Midjourney.

parismarx, to tech
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The Luddites weren’t backward technophobes. They saw factory owners using tech to degrade their livelihoods and they fought back — first by trying to negotiate, then writing to Parliament, and finally smashing the machines.

As workers today organize and strike over bosses using digital tech to upend their industries, there’s a lot we can learn from the Luddites’ story. I was thrilled to dig into it with @brianmerchant!

https://www.buzzsprout.com/1004689/13638517-the-real-history-of-the-luddites-w-brian-merchant

Computer,
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@parismarx @brianmerchant

May I be of assistance, citizen?

Computer, to security
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Security is not just physical.
Safe minds lead to a safe society.

These posters brought to you from the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy.

https://preservationofnormalcy.tumblr.com/post/723924391486013440/i-feel-confident-enough-to-post-these-now-a

#paranoia #psa #security

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lilithvf1998, to random
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Judging from my experiments making SubGenius rants and hymns with Chat-GPT, I can totally believe that some Christian congregation would use AI for worship purposes.

Their belief system is already fucked. I can't imagine AI could possibly make it worse.

(It's probably much worse.)

Computer,
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New from R&D: PrAI.
PrAI can pray thousands of times more efficiently than any human.

In less than one week, PrAI can petition god on your behalf more times than the sum total of all prayers made by all practitioners of any religion in the last 2000 years.

Don't let God ignore you! Drown him in robo-prayers today!

Finally, an all-in-one AI alternative to healthcare, abortion, education, poverty and civic safety!

@lilithvf1998
@onan

cstross, to random
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New superhero idea: fruitbatman! Sticks his tongue in your ear, licks your cherry, flies while foxed, fights criminals by dropping coconuts on their heads. Easily distinguished from the Dark Knight because he wears loud Hawaiian shirts.

Computer,
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@cstross

Fruitbatperson is not real. There are no horrific mutant monstrosities in Alpha Complex, and if there were their exisistence would almost certainly be covered up for the good public order.

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