DulceMaria

pasqualeberesti, 11 days ago to TaylorSwift French

Bon, ça y est, ma fille est partie avec une copine pour... #TaylorSwift. Oui, c'est ce soir, mais y a genre phase de préparation avant, et puis l'attente, l'impatience. C'est beau.

DulceMaria, 1 month ago to random

#SilentSunday

DulceMaria, 1 month ago to Germany

So if you go to a Beer Garden in Germany, and they take a deposit on the stein, does that mean it’s ok to take the stein with you if you don’t want your deposit back? #Germany #Munich

RickiTarr, 3 months ago to random

Who has seen Poor Things? I've rarely seen so many completely opposite views on a movie. Some people say it's a celebration of feminism and neurodiversity, other says it's the opposite and it borders of pedophilia and some male fantasy of female liberation. Sex in a movie doesn't bother me at all, but I'm just curious what other people think.

DulceMaria, 3 months ago to random

I’ve been a bit absent from here the past couple months and I missed you all.

(I was distracted while I was turning into a swiftie.)

kevinteljeur, 3 months ago to random

Apropos (my girlfriend taught me how to pronounce it correctly) of nothing, I am thinking of trimming my increasingly salt and peppery beard to something leaner.

DulceMaria, 4 months ago to Software

Ok, help me out here creative folks. My software engineering team needs a new name. Must be business appropriate, but funny is encouraged. We are an API team that supports searching for healthcare providers. Any ideas? #scrum #software #creativecoding #comedy

mekkaokereke, 4 months ago to random

🤔 Hey, if it works to blame Taylor Swift for Kansas City losing football games, then I don't see why I can't apply this tactic to my life too? Lemme try it:

I spilled the milk pouring my kids' cereal this morning, and I just want to say that this is 100% my wife's fault. No, she wasn't in the kitchen or anywhere near where the incident happened, but it's clear that my head wasn't in the game. This has to be because I'm enjoying my relationship too much.

RickiTarr, 5 months ago to random

I think that the Streaming Platforms must be making up cults at this point, but I keep watching them, so...

DulceMaria, 6 months ago to random

Majestic Waimea Canyon. 🤣

DulceMaria, 6 months ago to random

It is 7:20am. I am baking a pizza to take to the beach for lunch. Excited to see moray eels and eat sandy pizza.

jorijn, 6 months ago to random

Today's song is:

https://open.spotify.com/track/2mvabkN1i2gLnGAPUVdwek?si=5157b146b30d44b2

DulceMaria, 6 months ago to random

Sunshine 🎶on my whiskers 🎵makes me happy…
#Caturday

jorijn, 6 months ago to random

There's another storm hitting The Netherlands right now, called Ciarán.

Our chair in the garden just went flying.

Thank you for reading this Dutch update.

#ciaran

DulceMaria, 6 months ago to random

Watching the crows 🐦‍⬛ take the peanuts I leave for them makes me so happy, esp today when they’re hopping around in the snow.

DulceMaria, 7 months ago to random

I’m at that age and I just got eyeglass readers. I’m shocked at how crisp and intense everything is on my phone.

#OldPeopleOfMastodon

flexghost, 7 months ago to random

Texas is running concertina wire along the border

…with New Mexico

Not pictured: running new wire for the power grid.

Image of Texans, crouching, totally ready to protect Walmart behind them

Alice, 7 months ago to random

It's @KevBot's birthday!

Happy Birthday to the funniest and most genuinely good person I've ever known. Here's to many more birthdays getting weird together!

DulceMaria, 7 months ago to random

When you say “When I retire I’m gonna…” - how do you finish that statement? (and if you’re retired and had that thought prior, how did that go?)

🎱

amyfou, 7 months ago to nyc

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DulceMaria, 7 months ago to random

I don’t like Otis.

Alice, 8 months ago to random

Where's the party at?

DulceMaria, 8 months ago to random

My spouse turns 50 tomorrow. What can I relay as a joy of being in your 50’s?