mmiasma, to random
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Unexpected honesty.

Me to Guy making my deli sandwich: "How are you today?"

GMMDS: "Living the dream."

Me: "Is that a good dream or a bad dream you're living?"

GMMDS: "More of a waking nightmare."

Me: "No pickle with that."


mmiasma, to random
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How to tell if you're old.

You have to go out and run an errand and your first thought is "I can't be seen in public like this."

And getting ready to go out and run an errand makes you tired enough that you don't want to go out and run an errand.


davidtoddmccarty, to random
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FOLLOW ME: You might not like everything I have to say but I’ll make you think. Of course, that might include thinking I’m an idiot. I write about politics, culture, writing, and quite a lot of random shit, but it’s almost always my original thoughts and insights. Funny, apoplectic, or morose. But honest.

Maybe I could ask you to boost so I may continue my effort to conquer the world.

#Follow #Writer #OldPeopleOfMastodon

OldAndCranky, to random
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I have been really valuing the responses I've gotten to my getting old post. I wonder if we should hashtag future discussions? Anyone got ideas? How about something like ? I dunno- that's not terribly catchy...hmmmm

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bananabob, to random
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When we reach our twilight years it is good to have a partner with a torch/flashlight.

mmiasma, to random
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A close friend I've had all my adult life is struggling with things a little bit these days. They don't like to leave their house and almost never initiate contact with friends anymore.

I hate the helplessness of watching a loved one who has closed themselves off from the world a little more each time we speak.

That's not how we should be getting old damn it. We should be laughing together at all the stupid shit we did and survived in our 20's.


mmiasma, to random
@mmiasma@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Three down, two to go.

I should've taken before pictures of the other two ratchets in this group but I am old and get ahead of (or behind) myself sometimes.

They were just about as rusty as the first one I restored.

All three have been lubricated lightly with oil (externally) to prevent rust and have a heavy duty grease applied to the inside of the ratcheting mechanisms.


Three ratchets, all of different size that were heavily rusted but have now been restored and are fully functional. Top and right side angled view.

constantorbit, to random
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SOME day I will learn. The 3rd cup of coffee is now NEVER a good idea for me. Even though I thought it was early enough in the day yesterday.

Did not sleep well at all last night.

CodieneC, to random
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mmiasma, to random
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CodieneC, to music
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🎶 "Won't apologise for being born sooner,
might be older but still in tune-r"🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvBWV9wlbrI

popey, to random
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This comment.. uhm.. "sent me" I believe the cool kids say.

"Linux Mint is like the retirement home of the Linux world"

http://disq.us/p/2xyugkl

bananabob,
@bananabob@mastodon.nz avatar

@popey Speaking as a member of I got a little annoyed by this. But yes it is funny. is a nice clean distro that "just works". That's why I use it.

mmiasma, to random
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A Motto.

My ancestors were never significant enough to have a coat of arms or a family motto but with all my recent trips to the hardware store I've googled up something to pass down to absolutely no one in my family.

"Reversurus ero, aliquid iterum oblitus sum."

*translation - "I'll be right back. I forgot something again."


Jaden3, to random
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🤣🤣 on my Momma I gotta be da only nigga left in Houston ain got no tats .

pthane,
@pthane@toot.wales avatar

@Sablebadger @Jaden3 OK, one of here, and from UK too so probably like an alien to a young guy from Houston but what's the tattoo thing about? Never understood it. When I was young two types of men had tattoos, sailors and criminals. Why'd you want to spoil new young skin with ink that will blur and fade and look really shit long before you're my age. Be proud of your skin, don't deface it.

mmiasma, to random
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Welp, I'm off to putter around in my garage; where I'll either discover magical pixie-like creatures or accidentally kill myself if you believe the literature.


SilverSalmonAK, to Alaska
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I went for a walk in Totem after work and sat on a bench waiting for my walking partner, admiring the view.

Several young women walked by in bikinis and towels, discussing the cold they were about to encounter.

It was 41F at the time. I was wearing a coat, hat, and gloves.

You know..if you have a frolic in you, I say go for it. But I'll reiterate that youth is wasted on the young. Sigh.

I hung around in case hypothermia became an issue.

bananabob, to random
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Blood test could revolutionise diagnosis of Alzheimer’s, experts say

David Curtis, an honorary professor at University College London’s Genetics Institute, welcomed the findings and suggested the blood tests could be used to screen everyone over 50 years old every few years, in much the same way as they are now screened for high cholesterol.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/jan/23/blood-test-could-revolutionise-diagnosis-of-alzheimers-experts-say

Would you want to know?

bananabob, to nz
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Having been brought up in Central London I love the smell of rain on concrete that has been backed in the sun all day. It reminds me of home.

bananabob, to random
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mmiasma, to random
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Sure it's a sign - but of what?

Covid was NOT on my wish-list for 2024.

I'm not a big believer in portents but if I was, 2024 so far, would have me thinking:

  • There's nowhere to go but up now that the worst is behind me
    Or
  • This year is going to suck like a mighty vacuum and I better start wearing a helmet and a jockstrap.


mmiasma, to random
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Red lines and rodeo clowns.

Shit. I've written before about how COVID vaccines/boosters kicked my ass every time I got one. It felt like I was assaulted by rodeo clowns every time I got one.

Well the real rodeo clowns showed up last night and the ass-kicking was both real and energetic.

Please get your vaccines and boosters and stay on top of it - I don't even want to imagine just how bad this would be if I hadn't, and wear a mask. It's important.


mmiasma, to random
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Mrs. Miasma isn't taking me seriously in my exercise regimen.

My question is who told her that "eyebrow day" doesn't follow "leg day" in the exercise schedule?


mmiasma, to random
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Technicalities.

I would like to point out that the Häagen-Dazs strawberry ice cream that used to be in our freezer was consumed before midnight and therefore NOT subject to any of my New Year's resolutions.

Also, there wasn't that much left in the container and I'd like an exemption waiver for the cinnamon roll I'm about to eat.


mmiasma, to random
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The fairer sex speaks in code.

Me: Where have all the clean table-knives gone?

Mrs Miasma: "I made cookies."


WarnerCrocker, to Sleeping
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I Used to Leap Tall Buildings in a Single Bound

That moment in life when you realize you can no longer fly in your dreams.

https://medium.com/ellemeno/i-used-to-leap-tall-buildings-in-a-single-bound-5ec82b38224f

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