ItsMissRiss

ItsMissRiss, 8 months ago to random

Measuring time by how many political texts I've unsubscribed from since waking

It's 2 dozen o'clock

ItsMissRiss, 8 months ago to random

There is nothing more perfect than a Seattle Fall day, chilly enough for the super cozy hoodies, sunny enough for your best pair of shades

ItsMissRiss, 8 months ago to random

Working on convincing coworkers that questions can stem from curiosity not solely confrontation and to maybe calm the fuck down every so often.

RickiTarr, 8 months ago to random

I'm thinking about Mastodon in a wide view, in the world of social media, this feels a little outsider, while at the same time it also feels like it might be the future. So, let's talk about it!
What do you get out of Mastodon?
Why are you here?
How has it compared with your other social media experiences?
What do you see for the future of Mastodon?
What do you want to see?
And basically anything else about it you want to say about Mastodon.
LET'S TALK!

ItsMissRiss, 8 months ago to random

It is quite possible that noise is the sound of my brain liquefying from boredom and distress

the_etrain, 8 months ago to random

I'm such a dumbass sometimes*

*constantly

ItsMissRiss, 8 months ago to random

If when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me, does that mean presume presses you up against me?

ItsMissRiss, 8 months ago to random

looks at weather forecast

tearfully packs up summer hoodies

excitedly unpacks Fall hoodies

ItsMissRiss, 8 months ago to random

My favorite coworker already has an established workwife, so I was designated work side piece

MissingThePt, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

Redoing an old poll to see if the results still hold.

Which generation has the strongest argument that they are typically ignored?

ItsMissRiss, 9 months ago to random

Has anyone solved the science behind how the smaller the body (toddler, cat, etc) the larger the space on the bed they take up?

ItsMissRiss, 9 months ago to random

Euphemism? I barely know him!

ItsMissRiss, 9 months ago to random

If brainwashed, how come thoughts so dirty?

ItsMissRiss, 9 months ago to random

It's weird that those mug shots are the most flattering pictures of some of those ghouls to go viral in the last few years.

ItsMissRiss, 9 months ago to random

Man, gravity is really strong in the presence of Russian oligarchs, executives and dissidents. Fuckers constantly falling out of helicopters, windows, overboard boats, crashing planes...

ItsMissRiss, 9 months ago to random

Like grandma always said, it takes more than a bush to get two birds stoned.

ItsMissRiss, 10 months ago to random

Today's cardio: Sitting in my car for lunch, coworker a few spots down reading in their car, MASSIVE tree comes crashing down and misses them by mere feet. Car covered in leaves.

ItsMissRiss, 10 months ago to random

Someone at worked clocked me as Minnesotan, that's never happened before.

The family tree goes back there but I've never been even once.

Does it just ooze out of the genes as you age or what

ItsMissRiss, 10 months ago to random

If your response to a pot boiling over is to clamp on a lid & hold tight, but not turn off the heat or vent the steam, at some point the whole thing will explode.

Just a thought.

ItsMissRiss, 10 months ago to random

Isn't it weird how it's never anyone's 1st rodeo? Where do these inaugural rodeos happen? Why can't you talk about it? Are you being blackmailed by the clowns?

ItsMissRiss, 10 months ago to random

Everything I know about Hunter Biden's hog has been learned against my will And I would very much like the GOP to move on from their obsession with it.

ItsMissRiss, 10 months ago to random

I have to stop for cat food on the way home from work today which means I cannot take off my bra immediately upon getting in my car in the work parking lot and that is making me very cranky.

ItsMissRiss, 11 months ago to random

It's 2032, you are required to begin a new social media account every 3.5 minutes