OhmsLawn

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OhmsLawn,

I’ve noticed a distinct sharpening of the satire at The Onion since it changed hands.

OhmsLawn,

It’s small enough that just browsing all will actually show you all.

OhmsLawn,

Looks like it bans natural gas. Doesn’t mention diesel in the article. I was wondering what they’d do for backup power.

OhmsLawn,

That’s a silly title.

The sun doesn’t produce a lot of energy because it is hot. The sun produces energy because it is big. All functional experimental fusion reactors operate at much higher temperatures than the sun.

OhmsLawn,

Accompanying their loved ones to the departure gate at the airport.

OhmsLawn,

I find skin-colored pants to be consistently distracting. I don’t know that people who wear them understand what it looks like from half a block away.

OhmsLawn,

So?

I mean, this opinion isn’t really popular or unpopular. It’s just banal, unsolicited advice.

OhmsLawn,

Hanlon’s razor in action

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity”

OhmsLawn,

In a forty-year career, that would work out to about 2000 extra days off, more than 5 1/2 cumulative years of work-free days.

OhmsLawn,

English is a highly indirect language when it comes to these sorts of statements. “Have you seen the cutting board?” Would indicate that it’s not where it should be. “Where is the cutting board” would be too much of a personal accusation. It’s the type of thing you would say to a child that had hidden it. “Where do you keep the cutting board” would be how you ask when you honestly don’t know, like if you’re helping a friend prepare dinner.

Trump is not immune from prosecution in his 2020 election interference case, US appeals court says (apnews.com)

The ruling is significant not only for its stark repudiation of Trump’s novel immunity claims but also because it breathes life back into a landmark prosecution that had been effectively frozen for weeks as the court considered the appeal....

OhmsLawn,

Now he hits the big red appeal button and delays judgement until May.

OhmsLawn,

It really is time to force them to actually stand there and talk, rather than just threaten to fillabuster.

OhmsLawn, (edited )

The translation is precise, but for some reason it doesn’t carry the same degree of humor. I think it may have to do with the way Spanish handles the indefinite article “a cat.”

Edit: ok, that might be part of it, but there’s also the way he tells her that she now has a cat. The word-for-word translation differs slightly in meaning from the figurative translation. There’s something that’s lost, maybe a degree of finality?

OhmsLawn, (edited )

I had this idea, years back, to start a subreddit for missed photos, IMAP instead of ITAP—“I missed a picture.” I was going to make it a paragraph description, but this would be just as good.

Edit: guys, see how this is all in the past tense? I’m not going to be doing it. I don’t want to be a mod.

OhmsLawn, (edited )

Edit: Note that this article is over 8 years old.

I had to look it up, but In 2021 the top 10% were earning about $120K/year.

Also, the guardian misrepresented the study in their title. The study is about “lifestyle emissions” The top 10% don’t produce 50% of all global emissions.

OhmsLawn,

This is a BS title.

The bill prevents people with more than $1mil income from receiving unemployment. Far more reasonable considering everything I see says that you need a million or two to retire comfortably these days.

OhmsLawn,

So, aside from the ad block everyone loves and I don’t have the characters to type, what do we recommend?

OhmsLawn,

It’s interesting to me that insurance companies are becoming the chief drivers of the preparation for climate change: “Wanna build a house in the woods? On a sandbar? GTFO. Use your own money.”

OhmsLawn,

I don’t know about your wife, but my mom started doing this 30 years ago, as she was uncovering childhood trauma. It eventually went away, after a lot of therapy. Wasn’t a fun time.

I hope in your case it’s a very different scenario.

OhmsLawn,

Outside lol.

I’m honestly curious too.

They obviously didn’t all come here. I wonder how many we’re talking about. Maybe they just sort of dispersed into the various other social media sites?

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