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Pineywoozle

@Pineywoozle@masto.ai

Art is the lie that tells the truth. Attributed to Picasso but known by all artists “Every blade of grass isn’t required to find the beauty in a meadow” I take forever & a day to vet ,keep my follow list small so we can get to know each other & visit everyone that follows to find connections & humor but still may not follow back. I’d rather have strong connections & lots of kind acquaintances than just a giant pool of strangers & I swear like a longshoreman & block asshats #fedi22

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GottaLaff, to random
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Someone apparently blocked me for asking them 2x to read my whole thread (total of 2 posts) before twice responding inaccurately after only reading the first one.

I really don’t get it.

Pineywoozle,
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@GottaLaff LoL Rather considerate of them to save you the trouble of blocking them and having to type out Sometimes a jackass will just surprise ya. One of the wolves that raised them apparently got past 6th grade. 😜

Pineywoozle,
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@GottaLaff You do a lot of heavy lifting, informing us, giving you a laugh is the least I can do in return. 👍

Pineywoozle,
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@GottaLaff 🥰

lovelylovely, to random
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OMG: An 81 year old white man shot and killed a black woman Uber driver.

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Pineywoozle,
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@lovelylovely So grotesque. @thepoliticalcat @thezenlady

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Acyn and Garcia...

Robert Garcia put together a map of how Trump views the world:

Pineywoozle,
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@GottaLaff I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure this is how tRump sees the world.

GottaLaff, to random
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Friends, can you please not hashtag "NFL" so others don't think it's about something other than "Not For Laffy"? Thanks.

Pineywoozle,
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@GottaLaff I honestly thought it stood for No Fucking Lie LoL

RickiTarr, to random
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What if the weird thoughts I have popping into my head are animals trying to telepathically communicate with me?

Pineywoozle,
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@RickiTarr 😉

GottaLaff, to legal
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I’ll start a 🧵

I will NOT (& often CANNOT) answer questions, so please don’t ask me any. If you have a comment/question for the universe, please label it “NFL” (Not For Laffy) so I can skip thru my replies.

1/… Via Pagliery:

Trump is sitting in court now, surrounded on both sides by his lawyers.
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Pineywoozle,
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@GottaLaff This would be a good place to edit and ask people to not # NFL (Not For Laffy) so the football babies don’t leak tears on their fan jerseys. 😜

Pineywoozle,
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@PandaChronicle Maybe lol I seriously thought it stood for No Fucking Lie until I saw laffy’s post. @GottaLaff

Pineywoozle,
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@GottaLaff LoL I ment add another comment here cause some of us are slooow. (😜 Good Lord the willpower it took me not to # NFL in this post would have made Pop so proud. 🤣 🤣 🤣)

StillIRise1963, to random
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Sleeping during class was practice for court.

Pineywoozle,
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@StillIRise1963 I slept so often in Spanish class, my teacher put up this Spanish proverb on a poster above my chair. Camarón que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente In my defense it was a split class and I was sleepy after lunch. 😜

StillIRise1963, to random
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I pass on movies which star racist assholes like Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.

Pineywoozle,
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@thepoliticalcat That was so amazingly overtly racist. @StillIRise1963

Pineywoozle,
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@thepoliticalcat I think it’s in the same vein that reading Hitlers speeches or Mien Kamp or Mao’s little red book is educational. We need to study it all but it should never be presented as just entertainment. @StillIRise1963

Pineywoozle,
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@thepoliticalcat The movie. ( not you silly) @StillIRise1963

Pineywoozle,
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@thepoliticalcat I thought you knew I didn’t mean you but I wasn’t sure how to interpret the emoji & decided to err on the side of friendship rather than ignore it. ❤️ And Yeah, totally agree about the movie, I knew it was going to be racist but watched it with a historical reference perspective. I’ve always thought it’s important for white people to face all aspects of history & not white wash bad actions so they can see current events more clearly educate others & make changes. @StillIRise1963

skinnylatte, to animals
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The most food obsessed cat I’ve ever met. My cat.

Pineywoozle,
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@thepoliticalcat Izzy sounds like a fressnibble. 😜 (In German people essen and cows fressen.) Our mom called us fressnibbles when we were little kids. @skinnylatte

harold, to random
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What did the last person in an iron lung die from? Not polio —

How did he get the virus? Only one way of transmission. It was not from anything he did. He was not going to mass public events or from visiting restaurants. That's what 'normal' people were doing. He got it from people who visited him and did not mask up.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/paul-alexander-polio-survivor-iron-lung-70-years-dies-78-covid-diagnos-rcna143137

Pineywoozle,
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@msquebanh @harold I’m anaphylactic to a stupid number of things and even the day in the ER to get over a reaction worries the fuck out of me.

kfury, (edited ) to random
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Oh for heaven’s sake, people.

Pineywoozle,
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@kfury I literally yelled at 2 people on the sidewalk looking up at the sun with their eclipse glasses in their hands. The stupid hurt me more than the sun hurt them.

thepoliticalcat, to random
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    Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat 🤣 🤣 🤣 Here’s a sweet Fred pic to make up for it. 😜

    Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat He was laying opposite me and we were both tired from playing slap paw.❤️ 🥰

    Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat LoL no. But tell second dad that I love the name and may amend the image to include it.🤣 👍

    Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat lol lots of people just think they’re funny.

    Pineywoozle, to animals
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    How to tell when you have too much time on your hands.
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    Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat ⬆️ Totally thought of you when I was photoshopping this. 🤣 🥰

    Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat LoL😉 I sent it to the BT from across the room. He turned his chair around, laughed and said “Disturbing” I said he could delete it… he said “Already sent it to 3 buds” 🤣 🤣 🤣 It’s how I know he’s a keeper.

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