yurnidiot, to random
@yurnidiot@mstdn.social avatar

I don't know what's funnier, the slurping noise or that the owner named her cat Steve.

:insta: @ steve.the.cat1

cat stares at camera when owner makes licking sound when cat licks himself caption: making licking noises while steve is cleaning himself

Pineywoozle,
@Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

@yurnidiot Poor little Steve. 🥰 We do this to Fred when he licks us but he’s completely undeterred. 🤣 🤣 🤣

dgar, to animals
@dgar@aus.social avatar

“You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism, its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”

Pineywoozle,
@Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

@stevewfolds We’re pretty sure Fred has some errant puppy dog genes… 🤣 🤣 🤣 @benroyce @dgar

law_geek, to animals
@law_geek@mastodon.social avatar

Someone went out in the rain

Pineywoozle,
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@law_geek
She has every right to look scruffy in this pic cause Fred had been sitting on her. Neither were thrilled about going to the vet but Fred looks uncharacteristically crabby for someone who had just been using a fat little fluff ball for a pillow. 🤣 🤣 🤣 #FredTheWonderCat #pets #CatsOfMastodon

Pineywoozle, to animals
@Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

Anyone else hear a can opener five miles away? 😉

Pineywoozle,
@Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

@maddad lol They do seem to be finely attuned to food noise. When I open the individual Halloween candy I have to let him sniff them cause he’s sure I’m eating his fishy treats. 🤣

GayDeceiver, to random
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When you look at your canine companion and realize that a lot of mental health is tied to their well being.

Sad Jim Carrey GIF by Laff

Pineywoozle,
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@GayDeceiver LoL ⬆️ just sent your post to the BT but switched canine to feline. 🥰 🤣

Pineywoozle,
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@thepoliticalcat ❤️ 🥰 Yepper, and Fred snores too. 😉

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    Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat 🤣 🤣 🤣 Here’s a sweet Fred pic to make up for it. 😜

    Pineywoozle, to animals
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    Fred loves watching me play Polytopia but only if the meeples have been silenced. 🤣 🤣 🤣

    Pineywoozle, to random
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    These are not the paws of a cat that believes winter is ever gonna be over. 🤣 🤣 🤣

    Pineywoozle, to animals
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    It’s and I have been remiss by failing to post pics of my fav Tubby Tabby. This is his song. (Sung with love and to the tune of Row row row your boat)
    🎶🎶 '🎶
    Tub tub tubby cat,
    You’re gonna weigh a ton.
    If we don’t stop feeding you,
    You’re gonna block the sun!
    🤣 🤣 🤣

    Pineywoozle, to Cats
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    Just changed my wallpaper to a close up of Fred and the BT snuggling, right as Fred saw his arch nemisis the bird. 🤣 I love how his whiskers blend into the BTs luscious salt and pepper hair.

    Pineywoozle, to animals
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    Fred gave up trying to get in my lap and settled for smooshing his head into my foot and purring like a freight train. LoL how could I not take a photo.🥰 (I’m not heartless just working lol)

    Pineywoozle, to Cats
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    As phases into Fred just goes with the flow.🥰

    Pineywoozle,
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    @thepoliticalcat lol He is stupidly adorable.I’m sitting half cross legged on the bed and he’s lying on my foot and snuffle snorting cause his face is smooshed into the covers. 😜

    GottaLaff, to random
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    Have a good evening, folks.

    I did feel better today, so 🤞🏼.

    I'll post breaking news if there is any.

    Pineywoozle,
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    @GottaLaff Fred read your reply just before I switched back to my book and he and I both hope it lasts too. 👍 🥰

    ljs, to random
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    Jim is possibly happy to see you!

    Pineywoozle,
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    @ljs Yeah 🥰 When we first rescued Fred he was so frightened but still so wanting to be loved he would squeeze his eyes shut, lower his head and walk blindly into our outstretched hands for head petties. LoL now he sits on us and demands it.😜

    Pineywoozle, to animals
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    @thepoliticalcat Obligatory sweet Fred pic. And Hi cutie.🥰 Fred and I both decided that today was an under the blanket kind of day lol

    thepoliticalcat, to random
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    Pineywoozle,
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    @thepoliticalcat Right back at yas Cat 🥰 @Spiggitzfan @Colin @Neferure @GottaLaff @Bongolian @ksmokeycormier @SRDas @skybrian
    @fallinghawks @skinnylatte @cendawanita @littlemiao

    GottaLaff, to random
    @GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

    Via MaTT FLaMMaBLe:

    Dark Brandon warns Trump: this is on you.

    : But if the bill fails, I want to be absolutely clear about something. The American people are going to know why it fails. I'll be taking this issue to the country… the American people are going to know the reason the border is not secure is Donald

    Pineywoozle,
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    @GottaLaff ⬆️ Dark Fred is on team 😜

    RickiTarr, to random
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    During the Pandemic my brother would mail me ridiculous wigs as a joke. BEHOLD AND DREAD!

    And if you have a fun hair/wig picture to share, YOU KNOW I WANT TO SEE IT!

    Me know a Sia wig half blonde half black with a giant black bow
    Me in a swoopy pink and purple anime type wig
    This is a full 80's let's get physical wig, it's big blonde curly and comes with a pink headband

    Pineywoozle,
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    @RickiTarr I got Fred back to back appointments with Megan thee Gelding’s stylist.🤣

    Fred looking sweet in Megan’s soft pink hair minus the hideous pink lipstick.
    Fred once again rocking Megan’s up do. Twin buns
    Megan in twin side knots looking like Princess Leia on a really really really bad day.

    BigJesusTrashcan, to Cats
    @BigJesusTrashcan@kolektiva.social avatar

    What's the deal with and corn?

    Every cat I've had loved corn

    Pineywoozle,
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    @BigJesusTrashcan Yep cats are adorably weird. Fred ignored a t bone and went straight for the corn. I was busy protecting my steak and I look over and he’s snout deep in the golden kernels.

    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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    Pineywoozle,
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    @SmudgeTheInsultCat 😜 Yep like I’ve Quoted the BT, here and Twitter for years, lol he picks up Fred and whispers this into his ear as he carries him around, “If the Good Lord didn’t want you to be carried around like a baby, he wouldn’t have made you so gosh darned baby shaped.🤣🤣🤣

    robert, to random
    @robert@rah.social avatar

    I am preparing for caturday, so get ready tomorrow when I wake up. It will be all cats all the time.

    Pineywoozle,
    @Pineywoozle@masto.ai avatar

    @robert Everyday is if your a part of the multiverse, 😉 👍 at least according to Fred.

    dgar, to random
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    Pineywoozle,
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    @dgar Fred as a Bob cat who is also a huge Billie Eilish fan. 😉

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