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Pineywoozle

@Pineywoozle@masto.ai

Art is the lie that tells the truth. Attributed to Picasso but known by all artists “Every blade of grass isn’t required to find the beauty in a meadow” I take forever & a day to vet ,keep my follow list small so we can get to know each other & visit everyone that follows to find connections & humor but still may not follow back. I’d rather have strong connections & lots of kind acquaintances than just a giant pool of strangers & I swear like a longshoreman & block asshats #fedi22

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TonyStark, to random
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I’ve said this before but apparently it hasn’t sunk in but if you say “Biden has lost my vote”, don’t expect anyone to listen to you or be surprised he’s not out gunning for it. The election is 6 months out. If there’s no way you’re voting for him, nobody fucking cares what you want.

You can enjoy likely a 7-2 or 8-1 conservative SCOTUS that will be grinding down our rights for the next generation or three. Enjoy that.

Pineywoozle,
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@TonyStark I had one say he was voting for Biden but if we bugged him on social media he wouldn’t. Because when I vote in this election it won’t be to save democracy or lives but because I got my ego coddled? Sheesh.

dannotdaniel, to random
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RFK Jr. branded Tequila in 3.. 🪱

Pineywoozle,
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@wiseguyeddie Soooo creepy, and yet funny LoL @dannotdaniel

StillIRise1963, to random
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"President Biden on Wednesday warned he would stop supplying Israel with offensive weapons like bombs and artillery shells if Israeli forces launch an invasion of Rafah, laying down a clear line amid outcry over the conflict in Gaza.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/4652482-biden-stop-offensive-weapons-israel-invade-rafah/

Pineywoozle,
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@StillIRise1963 And we have already paused shipments.

yurnidiot, to random
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I don't know what's funnier, the slurping noise or that the owner named her cat Steve.

:insta: @ steve.the.cat1

cat stares at camera when owner makes licking sound when cat licks himself caption: making licking noises while steve is cleaning himself

Pineywoozle,
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@yurnidiot Poor little Steve. 🥰 We do this to Fred when he licks us but he’s completely undeterred. 🤣 🤣 🤣

GottaLaff, to Israel
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President said for the first time Wednesday he would halt shipments of American weapons to – which he acknowledged have been used to kill civilians in – if Prime Minister Benjamin orders a major invasion of the city of Rafah.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/08/politics/joe-biden-interview-cnntv?cid=ios_app

Pineywoozle,
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@GottaLaff I believe major is CNNs wording. It’s not in quotes. One thing that gets missed in this whole awful business is that initially the weapons were primarily for defense and there has already been a pause in shipments due to BiBi’s threats on Rafah.

RickiTarr, to random
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What cracks me up is when you go to a restaurant, and they ask if you've been there before, and then they say, "Well, we do things a little different here", and then it's exactly like every other restaurant, but more expensive.

Pineywoozle,
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@RickiTarr I’ve always wanted to say “Noooo, why? Has the FBI been asking questions…again?

Nonilex, to art
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I don’t typically pay that much attention to this stuff but this isn’t just stunning, it’s

at the in

Zendaya at the Met Gala in Maison Margiela
Zendaya at the Met Gala in Maison Margiela
Zendaya at the Met Gala in Maison Margiela

Pineywoozle,
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@Nonilex The only things I would have done differently is the color & shape of the earrings (made it more organic, like this carved emerald leaf but maybe a shade deeper or carved sapphire) and added the tiniest bit of blue green to the eye palate

clive, to random
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Fellow Canadians, help me out here:

In "Daylight Katy", what in sam hell is Gordon Lightfoot going on about?

Pineywoozle,
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@clive I went and looked at the lyrics… not a fucking clue. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Pineywoozle,
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@clive Checked back to see if some enterprising soul had found the answer. Kind of love that it was about his ginger cat. LoL

Tengrain, to random
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I was trying to workshop a joke about Kristi Noem applying for Dana Loesch’s old job job at the NRA with Wayne LaPierre saying she’s too sadistic EVEN for him...

https://www.axios.com/2024/05/06/kristi-noem-south-dakota-nra-lapierre

Pineywoozle,
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@Tengrain That would require something evil to be beneath LaPierre…

Nonilex, to China
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Pineywoozle,
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@Nonilex They’ve been doing it nonstop since 2015. They also support and prop up the far far . They pit them against The majority on the Left. @anneapplebaum

thepoliticalcat, to random
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What a fucking horror story. NJ sheriff's deputy planning to sue these bastids for treating her like shit for forever:

https://nordot.app/1159928949698921287?c=592622757532812385

Your PSA:

Adamo, a [Republican running as a Democrat], and Speziale, a Democrat, both have decades of law enforcement service in New Jersey. (Adamo was a Republican until earlier this year.) The absolute GALL of these people.

Pineywoozle,
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Pineywoozle, to photography
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Who speaks for those with no voice?

Pineywoozle, to photography
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My view of the mountains out my truck window. I took this and posted it originally on #FensterFrietag but it told me this morning it was actually a #SilentSunday

“When art speaks, we’re obliged to listen.” 😉

#Photography

alexpsmith, to random

Regarding the whole bear meme that's going around the internet, I'll say this much: I've been backpacking all around the world solo, and have gone on extensive trips in the wilderness where bears exist, including the entire Appalachain Trail and Olympic National Park amd Olympic National Forest. I've encountered plenty of bears and plenty of men while alone at night, and the bears were always, always less threatening to me. Not because men are powerful or anything like that, of course, but because of their behaviour and potential motives.

The men who are protesting need to learn to shut up and listen.

Pineywoozle,
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@alexpsmith I think part of the issue is that they don’t seem to be able to in the first place. 😉 @samiamsam

Pineywoozle,
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@dbc3 That’s a shakey tightrope for a guy. LoL @alexpsmith @samiamsam

GreenFire, to random
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I'll never be able to understand why so many Americans choose to side with Putin to attack Joe Biden.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/investigations/russia-trying-exploit-americas-divisions-war-gaza-rcna149759

Pineywoozle,
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@FrankFrank It actually goes back at least as far as Regan. The other person besides tRump who McCarthy said “we know Russia is paying” was Dana Tyrone Rohrabacher who helped Regan slow roll the hostage release so Carter would look weak for the election. @GreenFire

Pineywoozle,
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@FrankFrank The intercept was also a big supporter of Tulsi Gabbard... @GreenFire

DemocracySpot, to photography
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Pineywoozle,
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@DemocracySpot Beautiful. I’m always happy when your images Grace my timeline. Thank you.

Skepticat, to random
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This shift is Neverending.

Pineywoozle,
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@bruce I was so hoping someone would notice that I left the hazard placard. 🤣 🤣 🤣 @Skepticat

dgar, to animals
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“You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism, its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”

Pineywoozle,
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@stevewfolds We’re pretty sure Fred has some errant puppy dog genes… 🤣 🤣 🤣 @benroyce @dgar

Heliograph, to roadtrip
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Pineywoozle,
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@Heliograph Any idea what they are. I love how they look. 🥰

Pineywoozle,
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@Heliograph Very pretty! Have you ever seen a Monkey Puzzle tree? They always look like a Danish modern sculpture to me. They got tired of the Dino’s eating them and evolved massively thick spikey needles to survive. This isn’t my photo but it’s lovely. I’ve only ever seen one in person at Kew, but it didn’t disappoint.

Pineywoozle,
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@Heliograph LoL I love Funky trees.

Pineywoozle,
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@Heliograph Just looked it up. Those are some huge pine cones lol. They could do a bit of damage if they hit ya. It does look kind of like a Monkey Puzzle tree no wonder they call it a False Monkey Puzzle tree.

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