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amyedge

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Native of the Old North State. All-around super nerd. Views are my own. Nothing is legal advice. Take a hike, read a book, love a dog, and eat chocolate. Duke/UNC Law Alum. Fan of a small, endangered fish:https://www.ncwildlife.org/Portals/0/CarolinaMadtom.pdf Newly interested in opera. May be Grumpy. Boosts are not endorsements.

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kellogh, to random
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the kids are arguing

8yo: yes! honeybees sting!

3yo: no they don’t! when honeybees come over they say hi

amyedge,
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@kellogh
Experience vs aspiration?

amyedge,
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@kellogh
Sounds like something that would have been on a kids TV show

amyedge, to animals
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He only has one ear, so he makes it count for communicating. I don't know what happened to the other one. He's a rescue. I call this move giving "the ear".

BakerRL75, to random
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@czarbucks @firefly @amyedge @AE4WX @Jennifer @ai6yr Good morning! Another nasty tornado/flash flood night in the plains. Am off severe weather today to get house stuff done. Squirrel circus was waiting for me this morning and are happy I have the doors shut against the heat that’s ramping up. Have a GOOD Monday!

amyedge,
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@BakerRL75 @czarbucks @firefly @AE4WX @Jennifer @ai6yr is.
A good morning to everyone. Horns and sirens woke me up, instead of frog looking for a date in the early morning.

amyedge,
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@BakerRL75 @czarbucks @firefly @AE4WX @Jennifer @ai6yr NYC noise.

AE4WX, to random
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Good morning @firefly @czarbucks @amyedge !

amyedge,
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@firefly @AE4WX @czarbucks
Oof. I did the every hour or so wake up last night. So, all you folks get is an oof this morning. I saw this when it was on display some years ago. OOF.
https://www.moma.org/collection/works/79298

headofcatdept, to Cats

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amyedge,
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@headofcatdept They feel safe.

GottaLaff, to random
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Hi from Functioning-WiFi Laffy!

Pro tip: You don’t need to use NFL (Not For Laffy) on days when I’m not live-posting trial threads.

NFL is only applicable when I need to skip your replies (they pile up enormously even on non-trial and slow days), but no need to extend that courtesy on non-proceedings days.

And thanks again for being considerate enough to use it when I need you to. It really helps.

Kthxbye.

amyedge,
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@GottaLaff We appreciate you! Especially those of us who are working and can peek at a thread and catch up.

ai6yr, to random

LOL, forwarded an AARP video on "how to use a ridesharing app" to the relatives, who recently asked to have me pick up THEIR FRIENDS from the airport (4 hr RT nowadays) "Forward this video to your friends! Sorry I can't help them out" -- I only drive them because of family obligation, but somehow they must have gotten the impression that I run a free Uber service for old people. 😂 😭

amyedge,
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@ai6yr They also aren't there when you need help. Learned that the hard way.

GottaLaff, to legal
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Starting a new thread 🧵 1/...

Via Inner City Press (I call him Press):

Trump's lawyer Blanche: There are a number of the jurors that we have social media posts for very much contrary to what they said. We don't want to confront them openly

Judge: They were not told it is an anonymous jury.
Trump's lawyer Blanche: Juror number 1 has a series of extraordinarily hostile Facebook posts-
Judge: Can I see them?... Was I handed the right thing? The sheet has 2 screen grabs

amyedge,
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@tshirtman @GottaLaff
Some younger people are really disengaged from the news. I find it surprising, but to them politics as crazy is normal.

amyedge,
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@tshirtman @GottaLaff
I have some mid 20s folks in the office. Smart people. College degrees. Totally disengaged.

amyedge,
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@tshirtman They don't watch those shows.

amyedge,
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@tshirtman I think that there is so much noise, they have learned to tune it out. If a person is 24 today they were 8 when Obama was elected.

amyedge,
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@tshirtman
The people in their 30s are more engaged. That's my experience only.

CWilbur, to animals
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The device on the upper left won’t boot.

amyedge,
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@CWilbur
Have you tried closing the door and opening it again.

GottaLaff, to random
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Lol

Via Orden:

The pool photographers are now taking photos of seated at the defense table. He is glowering at them.

amyedge,
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@GottaLaff
In my previous life, I had a criminal defendant turn to me in a trial and tell me I sure did look nice today. I doubt DJT is handing out such compliments.

amyedge, to random
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@ai6yr @@AE4WX
Can a flying projectile geolocate on a ham transmission signal like it can with a cell phone?

amyedge,
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@AE4WX @ai6yr
For example, the journalist Marie Colvin was located in Syria when she turned on her cell phone. The government then fired a missile and killed her. If you turned on your ham radio, could the same thing happen to you?

amyedge,
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@ai6yr @AE4WX
Can they do it for pure receivers? I've never understood how the Nazis and Soviets knew if someone was listening to western broadcasts.

amyedge,
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@AE4WX @ai6yr
I've learned a lot this past weekend. Now, I am back to hog lagoons.

amyedge, to random
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News you can use....
https://www.yahoo.com/news/cicadas-natures-weirdos-pee-stronger-135529485.html

@firefly @BakerRL75

amyedge,
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@firefly @BakerRL75 I want to know who got research grants to study the velocity of cicada pee.

SirTapTap, to Cats
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What I love about cats is for all their reputation of being inscrutable, you can know EXACTLY what they're thinking by looking at them much of the time

amyedge,
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@SirTapTap Pretty tortie!

ai6yr, to random

I have bee-n busy, someone called about a swarm in their compost bin.

amyedge,
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@ai6yr do you make candles with the wax?

ai6yr, to random

Reminder: do not follow me if you don't like a daily dose of disasters! (Or, Mastodon allows you to mute keywords - mute fires, floods, climate change, death, search and rescue, destruction, earthquakes and tsunamis and you might think I am only a mild mannered beekeeper who gardens, with occasional animals videos) 😉

amyedge,
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@ai6yr Mild mannered?🤔

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