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davidhmccoy

@davidhmccoy@mastodon.world

6’5”
Enterprise Software Engineer, love backend, but does full stack
Have over 10k comics
Love Apple Stuff
Amateur artist influenced by comics
Entire worldview is influenced by a lifetime of reading comics(Be good, be heroic, be tolerant(except of intolerance)
Don’t be the person your hero would punch in the face.
Dad, Husband
Have a twisted sense of humor so watch out.
Multiple Daily iOS Lockscreens
Intermittent Fasting
Been doing taekwondo for 11 years. Recently tested for 3rd Dan

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lowqualityfacts, to random
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I forgot who won.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

davidhmccoy,
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@lowqualityfacts
Considering the laws being passed in those states and how they tend to vote, we all lost.

nixCraft, to random
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truth 😅

davidhmccoy,
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@nixCraft @inkican

Or a proof of concept/prototype.

glennf, to random
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Begonias

davidhmccoy,
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@glennf
And faith, laddie!

juddlegum, to random
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Imagine how corrupt you have to be as a Republican Attorney General to get impeached by a Republican legislature in TEXAS

davidhmccoy,
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@juddlegum

Pretty fucking corrupt.

jamesthomson, to random
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I tried the Photoshop beta’s new generative AI stuff, and the first two results it returned for "a hand” do not inspire confidence.

A hand with four fingers.

davidhmccoy,
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@jamesthomson

Just wait for the pornography.

glennf, to random
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Ah, the good old days of advertising in 1948 in the Sunday comics! A bickering family with the threat of corporal punishment in the first panel of an ad for V-8 (with the contents attributed to Mrs. John A. Hamilton of Watertown, Mass.), and a cigarette ad!

Ad for V-8 in comic form, first panel, 1948 comics section. Mother, far left, arms outstretched: You children are the limit! You've hardly touched your vegetables. If you weren't so old to give you a good spanking.” Daughter to her left, standing: “hy do I have to eat all o mine? Dad didn’t!” Son to right, looking sulky, ”I’d rather get a spanking than have to eat any more of these vegetables.” Dad in next room in red bowtie, incandescent with anger (anger lines emanating) holding his hand over the speaking part of a phone, “For the lovva pete, throw out what's left of the vegetables, so I can get this phone call.”

davidhmccoy,
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@glennf

Old ads are awesome. I LOVE comic book ads up to the 90s.

Where else can a werewolf and vampire eat a Slim Jim, Thor wins the battle against a hillbilly with an “atomic shotgun” by tossing him a fruit pie, OJ Simpson hocks shoes, and you can make a living selling “Grit” magazines to your neighbors?

glennf, to random
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So far, it's been over two years, four letters to the IRS, and most recently, a letter to our local US House representative to get any closer to receiving the $5,600 our family should have received as the third stimulus. I guess we’re stimulated all right. Some progress: the IRS rep told the House staff that they might have sent us a cash card (neither the check the IRS said they sent nor a card was ever received at our house).

davidhmccoy,
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@glennf

You’ll need a new windmill…what’s next?

jamesthomson, to random
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This isn't just Drobo filling for bankruptcy, the parent company also owns the backup utility Retrospect. Who still uses that, you might ask? Well, me for one…

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/05/drobo-reportedly-files-ch-7-bankruptcy-signaling-the-end-of-a-simpler-nas/

davidhmccoy,
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@jamesthomson

Welp. For once procrastination wins the day! I was always planning to try a Drobo. Next month, for sure!

glennf, to random
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The greatest gift you can give to your children is not to leave a ton of stuff for them to sort out when you die.

davidhmccoy,
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@glennf
I have 10,000 comics. I told them I’ll pull two boxes(250/box), one for each kid, and, since my first comic was one of two books(not sure which one), they’ll both get my first.

For the rest, do what thou wilt!!

davidhmccoy,
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@glennf

529s! I think I may have missed my sale windows. Should have sold lots as each Marvel movie landed.

Hey, you want a book where Rocket Raccoon appeared with the Hulk. Got it here!!

edbott, to random
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GOP Congressman Keith Self represents Allen, Texas, site of this past weekend's horrific mass shooting.

When a CNN reporter asked what his response was to people who feel "prayers aren't cutting it," the congressman said, "Well, those are people that don't believe in an almighty god who is absolutely in control of our lives."

My thoughts and prayers right now involve asking the Lord to smite this motherfucker.

https://www.businessinsider.com/texas-congressman-keith-self-chicago-riots-allen-texas-mass-shooting-2023-5

davidhmccoy,
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@edbott

Here’s the rub…he doesn’t believe in God either. Just a talking point for desperate rubes.

edbott, (edited ) to random
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I asked Google's Bard to write a treatment of a Hollywood movie about a large language model that is prompted to replace Hollywood screenwriters.

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for "The Scriptwriter," coming to every screen in the world sooner than you think.

davidhmccoy,
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@edbott @glennf

Dudes want robot chicks.

edbott, to random
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This is all on one page of today's paper.

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davidhmccoy,
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@edbott

“Hey! Can I interest you in some high quality vinyl siding?”
“You’re wearing a yellow shirt. It’s after 2:30 pm. You’re black. I had to pause…Duck Dynasty playing from my Firestick. ratatatatatatatata!!!”

louie, (edited ) to random

Introducing Womprat, the font you’re looking for.
→ http://womprat.xyz

davidhmccoy,
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@louie @jamesthomson

Goddamn, it is!!!

Green_Footballs, to random
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Where the fuck did this weird idea come from that we should welcome Nazis into our midst and “debate” them?!

What’s wrong with people who think like this? These are NAZIS, goddammit.

davidhmccoy,
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@Green_Footballs

I’m with you. Fuck ‘em.

juddlegum, to random
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Let’s be very clear: @CSexton25 reportedly authorized the use of thousands of taxpayer dollars as part of an elaborate effort to cover up the sexual harassment of an intern by a GOP member of the Tennessee House

davidhmccoy,
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@juddlegum

Shocking!!

lowqualityfacts, to random
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The CDC says you should use hand sanitizer comprised of at least 60% alcohol to prevent the spread of Coronavirus.

One White Claw is 5% alcohol.

In conclusion, the CDC recommends that if you run out of hand sanitizer you should wash your hands with 12 cans of White Claw.

davidhmccoy,
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@lowqualityfacts

Beats drinking it.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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For the sake of empathy, I ask you all to take a second to consider things from the perspective of Conservatives:

Inflation is out of control. Housing is unaffordable. The healthcare system is broken. Everyone is drowning in student debt. Ecosystems are collapsing. We're constantly on the brink of war.

So naturally, one would ask, how can we even hope to solve these daunting and complex issues if we do not have detailed information on the genitals of every American citizen?

davidhmccoy,
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@lowqualityfacts

atomicpoet, to random
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To my fellow instance admins:

Please don't tell Black people and other people of color to leave your instance and to go find another that's preferable to them.

That's like telling people to go find another neighbourhood. And you know what that sounds like?

Segregation.

Let's not segregate the Fediverse.

davidhmccoy,
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@atomicpoet @stickfog

Sounds like some of the instance admins are bigots. There is no escape. Let the creeps have their KKK instance.

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