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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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I was going to buy a pocket calculator.

Then I realised that l don’t have that many pockets.

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Southern lights? Yeah, sure, okay, here ya go…

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Stationary supplies turned up and they’ve given me cardboard instead of paper.

I’m writing them a stiff letter.

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Sick chemist?

If you can’t tritium.

If you can’t helium.

If you can’t curium.

You gotta barium.

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Tried tap dancing once.

Kept falling into the bath.

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Burned my Hawaiian pizza.

Should have used Aloha temperature.

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As a kid, I’d eat yeast and sit in the oven.

That’s just how I was raised.

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Made a lovely candlelit dinner.

I think it would have cooked quicker in the oven though.

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Feefiphobia:

The fear of giants.

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Today’s release should be live worldwide!

My new dark, moody bass-centric track Only the Music is out now!

Thank you all so much for your support!! 🫶

Only the Music (Keeps me Alive)
~ Dgar

YouTube: https://youtu.be/N97uN5DuO4Y

Songwhip: https://songwhip.com/dgar/only-the-music

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Hashtag: #JukeboxFridayNight
Topic: #Mothers
Submission: Proud Woman
By: #Dgar
Submitted by: @dgar
Songwhip Link: https://songwhip.com/dgar/proud-woman

#DgarMusic #Music #MothersDay #Rock

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Hashtag:
Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: Just
Submission: Just Can’t Get Enough
By: Depeche Mode
Submitted by: @dgar
Songwhip Link: https://songwhip.com/depeche-mode/just-cant-get-enough
Context: https://mindly.social/@bborn/112413879056945748

Struggled with this topic.
Ummm… word is in title.
☺️

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I’ll be representing Dizzy Corp at this year.

If you know, you know.

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Blender Music Video for Space Pop has hit 2K views!!

Thank you to everyone who has made this possible!!

Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
~ Dgar

https://youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY

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Now listening to:
Only the Music (Keeps me Alive)
~ Dgar (@dgar)

Oh, would you look at what dropped today?

https://songwhip.com/dgar/only-the-music

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Oh damn! I got a new song dropping tomorrow… and I submitted another new song for #Fedivision2024 just today!

At this rate, I’m gonna write more songs this year than I ever wrote in the previous 4.8 billion years!

You have to wait for #Fedivision to kick off to listen to the #Dgar entry, but you can catch Friday’s release right now on Soundcloud!

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/only-the-music-keeps-me-alive

#DgarMusic #music #songwriting #indie

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Looking at buying a house in Australia?

These prices will shack you!

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Woohoo! My entry to the Song Contest 2024 has been successfully submitted!

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My neighbour lost a quarter of their roof in the storm last night.

Oof.

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Me: Where can I find some bricks, tiles, cement, and grout.

Clerk: They’re under Construction in aisle 27.

Me: Do you know when they’ll be finished?

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