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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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Rick Astley is happy to lend you any movie from his collection.

Except that one Pixar animation.

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@Dinkenfunkle
The Astley Paradox.

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Life too heavy? Need some levity? Follow @adhdeanasl @cosmicallyf @dgar

dgar,
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@cosmicallyf @redrummy @adhdeanasl
Yay!
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I hate going to MC Hammer’s house.

He won’t let you touch anything.

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I try to make fancy, posh breads, but they always come out the same.

I’m stuck with the status dough.

dgar,
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@wherephysicswentwrong 😏

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Starting with this dude at the front door?
Matt.

The two guys holding up the fabric near the window?
Kurt and Rod.

The guy with the shovel?
Doug.

The guy standing in the hole?
Phil.

That person under the car?
Jack.

The lad in the flower garden?
Bud.

The guy lying in the pile of leaves?
Russell.

Old mate with the water skis?
Skip.

The fellow reading the book?
Mark.

The man in the pool?
Bob.

That guy with a rabbit in his pants?
Warren.

That person on the beach?
Sandy.

Did I miss anyone?

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@the_Effekt
They’re a Kapelaphobic magician.

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Jumped on the tube earlier today.

Got toothpaste everywhere!

dgar,
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@hobbypainternyc 😊

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If I'm being subjective, I'd say my favourite band is The Who.

If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.

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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar.

They both had a great time.

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@auscandoc @MonarchMommy

It’s humour is based on the ongoing argument over the value or validity of the serial comma.

Upon first reading, one might think that three separate entities are present, with the revelation that there are only two providing the joke.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_comma

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@auscandoc @MonarchMommy

Jokes about communism aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

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@MonarchMommy @SNerd @auscandoc 😁

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@staringatclouds @auscandoc @MonarchMommy 😏

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@MonarchMommy @auscandoc @NIH_LLAMAS
And no one is laughing.

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dgar,
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@MaJ1
@SatisfactoryGame is worth a look. I’m playing it right now!

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@MaJ1 @SatisfactoryGame NMS?

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My friend just brought a load of graph paper.

I think they’re plotting something.

dgar,
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@synlogic
*them.

dgar, (edited )
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@synlogic
I got the joke. ☺️
I was making a joke. 😏
Oh, how I’d love to compare dungeon maps and ship designs with you.
🤓
Edit: Really sorry, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable. I was just kidding.
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dgar,
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@ninja 😁

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The game known as Satisfactory from Coffee Stain Studios is, quite possibly, the greatest game ever made. And it’s still in Early Access!

https://youtu.be/TOflVqsbwbE

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@SatisfactoryGame @snutt @DaniDanis @jembawls
It is fun! Not the animal torture…
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If you spend any real time on Mastodon, you will discover that some people take their very seriously indeed, and some may wonder "Why?".

Mastodon tries to be a place for all people, where everyone can have a voice, connect with like-minded people, and catch up on news and current events, regardless of ability. There are many vision impaired people who follow me now, and I try to make sure that my serves it's intended purposes.

Here is my approach.
Imagine you are describing the image to a friend with perfect eyesight, but is sitting out of view of the picture, like a friend on the other side of your desk who can't see the screen. Tell them the point of the picture, why it's there, what it means in context to the toot.

This example photo may have alt text as follows: A colour photograph of a black Steinway Grand Piano, with lid open and keyboard of black and white keys exposed. The branding "Steinway & Sons" can be seen written in gold above the keys and on the side of the piano which sits on gold coloured wheels, off-centre in the photo to the right, upon a red wood herring bone patterned floor. A white cornice separates the floor from the grey wall behind the piano which only takes up about one third of the entire frame of the photo.

This kind of description is overkill if none of that description is relevant to the original toot, especially if you were explaining this toot to a sighted friend.

For what it's worth. ❤️

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@jeremy_pm @rgulick
Exactly!
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