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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon Oโ€™Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced โ€œJarโ€

#๐™ต๐š˜๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š  liberally
#๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š˜๐šœ๐š often
#๐™ป๐š˜๐šŸ๐šŽ the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, Iโ€™m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
Iโ€™ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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For those wondering, โ€ฒโ€ฒhow did i do it?":
I boiled 10L of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke, and half cup of lemon juice, then stirred well. Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it, and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away, and went and bought a new one.

Edit: Please donโ€™t actually make this concoction! The resulting mixture may produce poisonous gases! This toot is a joke, the pictures are not even my pans. I didnโ€™t throw any pans away. Following these directions, despite the fact it probably wonโ€™t do anything useful, would be fucking stupid and you may win a Darwin Award.

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@staidwinnow ๐Ÿ˜‡

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@timbray @ngo ๐Ÿ˜Š

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@goodthinking
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Far be it for me to get in the way of natural selection.

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@Hogan โ˜บ๏ธ

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Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

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@drmobs ๐Ÿ˜

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@jeremy_pm ๐Ÿ˜

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A friend just called from jail and asked me to post Bond. Not sure how it will help, but I'll do anything for a old friend.

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@bogosort ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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@redflag I had to find a good one. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Yewww! Itโ€™s Monday!!
Did you know the word Monday is derived from Old English Mลnandรฆg and Middle English Monenday, originally a translation of Latin dies lunae "day of the Moon"?

Thatโ€™s why:
Itโ€™s Always Monday On The Moon
~ Dgar.

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

YouTube: https://youtu.be/wFDvpdZ7Z9k

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/album/its-always-monday-on-the-moon/1570437238?i=1570437239

Tidal: https://tidal.com/track/186325890

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/3XuAdJWeAQQriYoZ7

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/33fBVkOB6YXmVTZUy1QppY

Thank you for listening!
Thank you for boosting!
Thank you for following along on your favourite streaming platform!

And thank you for being awesome!

โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸคŸ

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@claralistensprechen3rd
Thanks for listening! ๐Ÿซถ

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You donโ€™t get down from an elephant.

You get down from geese.

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@stopthatgirl7 @boby_biq
Itโ€™s okay, because

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@MaJ1 ๐Ÿคช

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My neighbour lost a quarter of their roof in the storm last night.

Oof.

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@LifeTimeCooking ๐Ÿ˜

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@skyfire101 ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I asked my friend a question about carpentry.

He nailed it.

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@wobin ๐Ÿ˜

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@ohiorob ๐Ÿ˜

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@MennoWolff ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚

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@kmmfoo
Kevin gets it.
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@Theosuwb
Not my comic! ๐Ÿ˜Š And canโ€™t make out the signatureโ€ฆ

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I ordered two large fries.

They gave me a heap of small ones!

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@MaJ1 ๐Ÿ˜

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@Caledonia ๐Ÿ˜

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Fallout 1 was the best game in the franchise.

There. I said it.

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@jovikowi
This gamer gets it.
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To the person who took my glasses.

I will find you! I have contacts!

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@MaJ1 โ˜บ๏ธ

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Have I mentioned how satisfyingly great Satisfactory is?

Satisfactory review.
https://youtu.be/A4kn62fNNFA

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@MaJ1
Canโ€™t help it. Iโ€™ve been playing it. Itโ€™s such a pretty game. I actually have a headless Windows pc sitting under the desk where my iMac sits just so I can play this game. And I hate Windows!!

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Round wound strings. Check.
Uptempo beat. Check.
Once listened to both Zappa and The Tubes. Check.
Has microphone and amp. Check.
Has keyboard not commonly used for typing. Check.
Has lyrics. Check.

Digital Busker

From @dgar

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/digital-busker?si=1d246a131d374787b1b1180537b6b00c&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

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@stevesplace
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Thanks for the shoutout!
๐Ÿซถ

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Me: Where can I find some bricks, tiles, cement, and grout.

Bunnings Clerk: Theyโ€™re under Construction in aisle 27.

Me: Do you know when theyโ€™ll be finished?

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