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ian, 7 months ago to random

Attention non-men of #KubeCon: Interested in playing the security CTF, but nervous or don't know where to start? Come meet up at 1pm outside room W470 and we're going to play and learn together! Bring a laptop, your curiosity and your beautiful selves. 💖

ian, 7 months ago to random

Hi #KubeCon! I’ll be running around all week. Kubernetes is all about the community we make together and I love meeting and talking to people, so come say hi! I’d be especially excited to welcome you if you’re new and shy. 🤗

This is what I look like!

lzg, 7 months ago to random

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ian, 7 months ago to random

iptables? have you seen a doctor about that

shortridge, 7 months ago to webassembly

I’m finishing up my slides for #Wasm Day at #Kubecon and my brain invented this for a soundtrack while I work:

“I kissed Wasm and I liked it /
the taste of her memory sandbox”

couldn’t even dignify my existence with a rhyme

ian, 7 months ago to random

An African guy was bumping this song in a car stopped at a light today and it was so good I broke out an app to figure out what it was before he drove away.

Have a lovely slice of Tanzanian pop. Dreamy!

https://youtu.be/Y2rdmKtVss0

ian, 7 months ago to random

lazyweb: my NFC Yubikey is suddenly redirecting to a URL that allows me to copy a text string, which nothing seems to want to accept. how do I get it to auth like a normal Yubikey again?

ian, 7 months ago to random

I'm ready

hacks4pancakes, 7 months ago to random

Y'all who grew up poor too know the feels of BEING THE ONE WITH BIG CANDY BARS THIS YEAR OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

foone, 7 months ago to random

I just want to take a year off and do something I've always wanted to do:

Build a nuclear thermal rocket.

b0rk, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) to random

what git jargon do you find confusing? thinking of writing a blog post that explains some of git's weirder terminology: "detached HEAD state”, "fast-forward", "index/staging area/staged", “ahead of 'origin/main' by 1 commit”, etc

(really only looking for terms that you personally find confusing, not terms that you think someone else might be confused about)

ian, 7 months ago to random

that escalated quickly

ian, 7 months ago to random

I really did not expect getting a heated mattress pad to spark so much joy. Absolutely 200% worth it, would crawl blissfully into a warm cocoon again

shortridge, 7 months ago to random

my frequent co-conspirator @rpetrich is dropping some knowledge bombs about system call sandboxing at #ADDO2023

the tl;dr of the problem with the status quo with syscall sandboxing is:

1. it's really difficult to figure out exactly what syscalls a program needs
2. it's especially difficult to achieve this at scale, making it non-viable in many prod environments

but we need something to isolate unwanted program behavior given how densely we're packing workloads these days, so what do we do?

ian, 7 months ago to random

dropping 0day in your timeline

ian, 7 months ago to random

Good morning! New side channel attack just dropped

https://ileakage.com

ian, 7 months ago to random

PSA: "allow audio and video calling" just dropped in DM settings on Twitter, and it's automatically set to "on".

Since literally no one asked for this, if you're still on there you probably want to go into your settings and turn it off!

Direct message settings: Enable audio and video calling Take messaging to the next level with audio and video calls. Turn the feature on and then select who you're comfortable using it with.