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@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk ๐Ÿด

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Last night was a very good night in Superior National Forest, MN.

Photos taken by my aurora chasing partner @bigendiansmalls with an iPhone 15

brightly colored overhead aurora. Its pattern looks a bit like a bird in flight
a brightly colored burst of overhead aurora
aurora curtains

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The Emperorโ€™s New Clothes was a metaphor for what itโ€™s like to be an autistic person in a neurotypical world. In this essay I will

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I too enjoy walking around wearing the man page for tar(1)

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Happy worst day to be on the Internet for autistic people day!

See yโ€™all tomorrow โœŒ๏ธ

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I accidentally found a security issue while benchmarking postgres changes.

If you run debian testing, unstable or some other more "bleeding edge" distribution, I strongly recommend upgrading ASAP.

https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2024/03/29/4

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@AndresFreundTec Thank you.

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People who have had braces: does it hurt getting them taken off or after? My babyโ€™s getting theirs off today and I never had braces as a kid, so Iโ€™m trying to figure out how best to take care of them

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I told them I would take them to the store after they get their braces taken off to get all the crunchy food and gummy bears they want ๐Ÿฅฐ

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my daughter asked me โ€œif SSH stands for Secure Shell Protocol, why isnโ€™t it SSP?โ€ and I very confidently said โ€œthere was probably already something called SSPโ€ before realizing I didnโ€™t actually know if that was true

BUT NOW I WANT TO KNOW TOO

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when I got my new job they were like โ€œyou can start right after KubeCon if you want to!โ€ and I elected to take another week to get over my jet lag and catch up on sleep and today is the day I would have started and that was absolutely the right decision ๐Ÿ˜ด

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It's that time again: I'm fundraising for the port-a-potties at George Floyd Square! Because everyone needs a place to go ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸคŽ

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Please help support if you can and RT for reach! Thank you! ๐Ÿค—

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How do the genders of nouns in gendered languages get decided? Did somebody like look at a chair and decide a chair was female

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@bhearsum TIL!

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The catโ€™s out of the container: Iโ€™ll be starting my new job as Principal Security Architect at Docker on April 2!

Iโ€™m very excited to get to help secure container infrastructure for, well, just about everyone.

See yโ€™all soon! ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ“ฆ

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oh no I drank too much Club Mate and now I can see time

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I put my laptop down for one second

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Has anyone attempted to bring liquid core dice on an international flight? Did the TSA or customs give you shit for it?

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PSA for people with med bottles with clocks/alarms on them: they donโ€™t respect daylight savings time and you need to change their clocks!

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love to try to go furniture shopping and end up withโ€ฆ pictures of LLM-generated furniture? from a โ€œprompt marketplaceโ€?! Fuck this, Iโ€™m going to an antique store

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WHO WOULD EVEN BUY A PROMPT like how low effort can you possibly be

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I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT. WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS LINUX IS IN FACT GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU + LINUX. LINUX IS NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM UNTO ITSELF, BUT RATHER ANOTHER FREE COMPONENT OF A FULLY FUNCTIONING GNU SYSTEM

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brothers ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

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Book nerds: what is the best modern equivalent to addall.com for new/used rare book price comparisons?

Addall still exists but it is sloooowww

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Happy birthday to everyone working in security! ๐Ÿฅณ

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I need to start a blog just so I can make a post called โ€œCRUD is a cultโ€

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Call the NE Ohio Regional Sewer District at +1-216-361-6772 and listen to their voicemail right now. Iโ€™m not even kidding, go do it. Itโ€™s worth it

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