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@ian@hachyderm.io

Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴

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love to try to go furniture shopping and end up with… pictures of LLM-generated furniture? from a “prompt marketplace”?! Fuck this, I’m going to an antique store

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I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT. WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS LINUX IS IN FACT GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU + LINUX. LINUX IS NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM UNTO ITSELF, BUT RATHER ANOTHER FREE COMPONENT OF A FULLY FUNCTIONING GNU SYSTEM

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brothers 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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Book nerds: what is the best modern equivalent to addall.com for new/used rare book price comparisons?

Addall still exists but it is sloooowww

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Happy birthday to everyone working in security! 🥳

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I need to start a blog just so I can make a post called “CRUD is a cult”

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Call the NE Ohio Regional Sewer District at +1-216-361-6772 and listen to their voicemail right now. I’m not even kidding, go do it. It’s worth it

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If you were planning on buying an Apple Watch Series 9 or Ultra with a SpO2 sensor, you have a few more hours to do that before they get pulled from the shelves

https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/18/24006080/apple-watch-ban-series-9-ultra-2-itc-import

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POV you were definitely not about to cause any kind of trouble. What? Nothing to see here

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Went to go speak to a local high school computer club about hacking, and I really can’t recommend doing this enough. Their enthusiasm and the joy they take in learning will melt the heart of the grumpiest old graybeard. Give back and get you some hope for the future of the field!

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Fun fact: “Home on the Range” can be sung to the tune of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”

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Northern lights tonight in Superior National Forest, MN. Photo by my chasing partner @bigendiansmalls 🤩

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I was today years old when I learned that “despot” doesn’t rhyme with “depot”

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the EU CFP closes today at 11:59pm Central European time, not Pacific time like the NA CFP.

If you’ve been procrastinating with that assumption in mind, you have less time than you think! 5 hours left! You need to get on that! 😱

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Because counting is hard, here are the EU CFP deadline times today for Americans:

Pacific: 2:59pm
Mountain: 3:59pm
Central: 4:59pm
Eastern: 5:59pm

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Fuck colonialism. Let’s talk about pie.

What’s your favorite kind of pie? Do you have a recipe for it?

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I forgot about my cat’s obsession with avocados, but don’t worry! He is HERE to REMIND ME

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why… why would you get a coronavirus Christmas ornament

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What sound does a goose make in French? Like what is the word for that

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I have not seen a single positive COVID test from anyone post- but I also haven’t seen a single negative test from anyone who wasn’t in SIG Security, so…are we just not testing now? How we doing, friends? Please test if you haven’t

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ECMA is pronounced “eczema”

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my child introduced me to the game of Wikipedia racing and it is fun as hell

pick two unrelated topics and see who can get from one to the other the fastest or in the fewest amount of clicks

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Anyone know how to make iOS stop doing whatever color correction it’s automatically doing to photos to make them look worse like this?

Leave the golden hour alone!

me on a train in golden hour, after iOS autocorrect. everything is much sharper and brighter, in a bad way

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@brunoph @mattblaze you could literally watch it change in real time after the photo was taken

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@brunoph @mattblaze the two photos themselves are identical. one was a screenshot from before it white balanced, one after

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