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itsjustjenn

@itsjustjenn@beige.party

Pragmatic Radical and urban legend.

#Trans woman and Riot Grrrl in training. She/Her. Very happily Married. Former #History teacher working in I.T. #music, #comicbook #geek. #Travel

Reviews:
"She's a total GrungeQueer™!" - The Eddie Show
"Lotta music makes sense when your pupils are the size of basketballs and you're sucking on a pacifier" - Jenn
"That girl thinks she's the Queen of the neighborhood!" - Kathleen Hanna

HRT - July 1, 2023

Jenn ver 2.5 Beta -added "Dress goes spinny" feature

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Alice, to random
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Free tinder bio to the first taker:

I go down better than a 737 MAX.

itsjustjenn,
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@Alice I...haven't been around a lot lately and have apparently missed this new phase in your life. 😁

itsjustjenn,
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@Alice aww I missed you too! And after trying all kinds of expensive salon products, turns out my answer was A) Surrender to the curl and B) Not Your Mother's Curl Care leave-in conditioner for like 8 bucks. 😂

itsjustjenn,
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@Alice what I've been doing is washing it at night, towel drying it, putting the leave in conditioner on then breaking whatever is left of the cast and schrunching it out in the morning. LMK how it goes!

flexghost, (edited ) to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

✨🏅☄️ TOP SHELF! 🎀🏆✨󠁯󠀭

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🎵 Post FULL ALBUMS that are a 10/10 all the way through along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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  1. Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
  2. Genesis - Selling England By The Pound
  3. Aesop Rock - The Impossible Kid
  4. Fleetwood Mac - Rumours

(Multiple submissions welcome)

Oban 14

Post often • share • make some friends

itsjustjenn,
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@flexghost hey sis! I am sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Dallas having a damn fine margarita that's mostly booze and not that mix crap. As for 10/10 albums a few coke directly to mind:

  1. Siamese Dream - The Smashing Pumpkins. Fuck Billy Corgan but he made a masterpiece.
  2. OK Computer - Radiohead. Nuff said.
  3. Nice Up - The Postal Service. One and done. And one to heartbreak.
  4. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel. Another one and done. An accidental masterpiece. Like outside art.

Edit: the drink!

itsjustjenn,
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@flexghost Hey I'm not just a one trick pony who flies around the country charging overpriced margaritas to my company! I also...umm....hey shut up! 🤣

My week was good! The girls I was training on our software were all insanely cute and color coordinated their outfits every day and called me Miss Jenn. What's not to like? 😊

How about chu, Miss Flexi?

itsjustjenn, to random
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Yall. If you're in the lower Midwest go outside and check out the northern lights. I've never seen them here before!

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itsjustjenn, to trans
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Credit to @sphinx And of course this is true for every person but me. 😄

flexghost, to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

★🎸🎧 ROCK, ROCK TIL U ROCK! 🎧🎸★

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🎵 Post hair metal from the 70s, 80s and 90s along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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I see your face every time I dream
On every page, every magazine
So wild and free, so far from me
You're all I want, my fantasy

🍷 Def Leppard ‘Photograph’ + Sex On The Beach🍸

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I have no idea why but I listen to Def Leppard pretty much every week. The drummer still has two arms in this one, so enjoy kids!

itsjustjenn,
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@flexghost Flexi! Woah, I'm here at the right time for once AND I'm drinking. Little bar in Memphis serving a pretty dammed good spicy margarita.

And let's see....what from my embarrassing childhood comes to mind?

OH. I GOT IT.

https://youtu.be/UrIiLvg58SY?si=ShFyqvMbPYg-875a

itsjustjenn,
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@Resister @flexghost it kinda makes me want some Crystal Pepsi. 🤣

itsjustjenn,
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@flexghost let's do another. I always felt like GnR straddled the line between hair metal and real metal and maybe ever alternative.
https://youtu.be/dBXBa5iPlQY?si=ePfp5CDWgpCK0lqA

itsjustjenn,
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@Resister @flexghost yes and this was the song for the commercial. I don't meth anymore, you know this!

itsjustjenn,
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@flexghost @Resister

Don't need it anymore, now I just abuse estrogen. 🤣

itsjustjenn,
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@Bam @flexghost wait, it's about HEROIN????

I kid. Axl Rose is not subtle.

itsjustjenn,
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@BootsChantilly @flexghost mine too. YOWZA

the_etrain, to random
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Ok, but what if it was cocaine bear and he'd already done all the cocaine and didn't have any left to share?

itsjustjenn,
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@the_etrain eh. I got him covered.

itsjustjenn, to trans
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Just maybe...don't talk to the media at all, my siblings, unless they're explicitly on our side. Most of them are NOT.

itsjustjenn, to random
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Yes. This.

itsjustjenn, to random
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My therapist asked me the other day what I thought the difference between disordered eating and an eating disorder is. I'm still not entirely sure what she meant. 🤔

flexghost, to random
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Right now, we have half the country gloating. Reveling in the fact someone is in pain or mortal danger

Saying things like “should kept your legs closed” Mentioning how Jesus something, something

Then they mutter something about the sanctity of life

🇺🇸

itsjustjenn,
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@flexghost half the country hates women. And some of them are women. Think about that. :(

aBirdieOnaWire, to random
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<sarcasm font>
Jesus has done gone woke y’all.

What the hell kinda world are we livin’ in when JESUS is campaigning for feeding those in need and healing those who can’t pay for it on their own???

Damn long-hair, commie, dress-wearin’ freak.

Vote Beelzebub ‘24
Vote Republican

*This message brought to you by the Beelzebub for President political action committee
<\sarcasm font>

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRw127jC/

itsjustjenn,
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@aBirdieOnaWire GASP how could he? That's class warfare!

itsjustjenn,
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@aBirdieOnaWire

Long hair - check
Unemployed - check
Cute sandals - check

Jesus was either a hippie or trans. 🤣

cpoliticditto, to random
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Just a friendly note before I head out, but I’m likely going to sunset this account in the next week.

Anyone interested in keeping in touch, I can send my email address or I’m also over on Bluesky.

Thanks! ✌️

itsjustjenn,
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@cpoliticditto Oh I didn't know you were leaving? Are you the same account on bluesky?

itsjustjenn,
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@cpoliticditto followed! Hmm, we left Twitter around the same time...

itsjustjenn,
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@cpoliticditto I'm here in bursts anymore. Bluesky isn't awful, it's twitter before the muskrat with a less toxic community. I probably hang out on my discord more than anything.

Glad I have a place to keep in touch though!

itsjustjenn,
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@cpoliticditto Here's hoping! I'll try to engage more. I see a few of my folks have made it over there.

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