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joninalbany

@joninalbany@bluelupine.social

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much.

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Boba Fett-stivus, for the rest of us


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Morel Than A Feeling


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Dude Lebowski's Chicago Sausage and Cured Meats

Not all super heroes wear capes.


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If you’re feeling down today, pull up Giphy and search for “Caddyshack.” You’ll discover that people have made several gifs of Rodney Dangerfield dancing spliced into other movie scenes and it’s glorious

Happy Blues Brothers GIF by Rodney Dangerfield

joninalbany,
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@tayfonay wow. when the internet comes through, it really comes through. This is amazing.

video/mp4

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It's like Madden Football, but fits in your hand, has killer sound and state of the art squigly lime graphics.


RickiTarr, to random
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Hello! I want to do a Spooky Picture Prompt! So, find a picture in your camera roll that would represent the phrase:

Last Picture on the Camera Roll

This should be spooky, but completely up to your own interpretation. Here's one from me, with weird eclipse light.

joninalbany,
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@RickiTarr creepy, right?

This is an attempt to take a photo of people about to go on a night time canoe tour. Everybody's life jacket had to be lit up with the red light. Picture didn't quite work and it is more half torsos fresh from hell.

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I have a friend who is sad and I’m trying to think of a good meme or something to send him. Any suggestions?

joninalbany,
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@LoganFive

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Everyone calls me Shirley.

-Dr. Rumack


RickiTarr, to random
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I love that nearly everything in the 90's had a rap for no apparent reason.

joninalbany,
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@RickiTarr it was the 80s, but the "Wait for the beep" answering machine rap will always have a special place in my heart.

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The West Wings


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I'll do it tomorrow.



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I didn't think it would be this hot.



joninalbany, to random
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Tom Arnold Schwarzenegger


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Back In The Fry Life Again


RickiTarr, to random
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If you could pause body aging, what age would you have paused at, and why?

joninalbany,
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@RickiTarr I'm thinking around 23. Was living with my now wife, we were both young, fit, no aches, tons of sex, and you could get hammered any night and be fine at 7:30 in the morning.

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The Whitman's (sampler) Bodyguard


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Up In Cocoa


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Drunk sailor wreaked havoc downtown. Film at 11.


rockmastermike, to random
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Who’s tonight?

Mastodon Thursday league!

joninalbany,
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@rockmastermike Won Monday, got my ass handed to me Tuesday, off the rest of the week.

Good Curling tonight!

joninalbany, to HashtagGames
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Please, sir, can I have some More Than A Feeling


joninalbany, to HashtagGames
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Mail carriers know exactly what's in your discrete, unlabeled package, you kinky animal.


joninalbany, to HashtagGames
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Mail carries have betting pools on the weird shit that goes down on their routes. Weirdest thing of the week takes the pot.


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Man! Someone’s got messed up taste in films! (Me. These are mine.)

joninalbany,
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@Binder Proud to say I saw Buckaroo Bonzai in a theater.

the_etrain, to random
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Why does Joe Biden not simply gift Taylor Swift an F-15 so she can fly on afterburner from Tokyo to the Super Bowl and safely eject over the stadium in time for kick off?

joninalbany,
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@the_etrain but then the flight won't take 13 hours, fulfilling one part of the prophecy.

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The Lion Works Third Shift


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