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luke

@luke@social.sdfeu.org

I’m tall, very tall. Married and father to 2. Enjoy reading, making bread, having a dance, swimming, cycling (that makes me sound sporting but I’m not). #BHAFC season ticket holder and enjoy going to #WhitehawkFC matches when I can. Would prefer a cup of tea to a beer to be honest. Live in #Hove #Sussex.

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Saltssaltgirl, to random
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Let's be honest, if it were raining men, a lot of us would be crushed.

luke,
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@Saltssaltgirl SPLAT

luke, to random
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What a time to be alive. My car has an over the air software update to add PayPal functionality.

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luke,
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@Some_Emo_Chick when I saw the estimating he’d told Stormy Daniel’s she reminded him of his daughter I was thinking that’s a very odd thing to say to someone you’re hoping to sleep with.

luke, to random
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Early morning dip in the sea today but low tide meant a lot of walking out to get any depth. So cold it felt like it was burning which is just the way I like it.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I know I've said this quite a few times, but I absolutely swear that every single time I look out of a front window / door, my neighbours are coming from or going somewhere. I must know why. I realise this seems like someone who's been at home too long and is losing their grip. But what could they possibly be doing. Imagine the cost of fuel if nothing else! Why is it always both of them? What could they be doing a dozen+ short car journeys every single day to do!? OK I've read this back to myself and it doesn't look great. I might need to go outside for a bit.

luke,
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@purplepadma @TheBreadmonkey sorry ☹️ just I tend to find life is much more mundane than fantastical.

luke,
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@TheBreadmonkey probably do some volunteering as well

luke,
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@TheBreadmonkey folks that age have loads of medical appointments, prescriptions to collect, pop in to see their friend, it’s half price coffee at that garden centre today, fancy a bit of fish for your supper, etc etc etc.

luke,
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@LalaKroniq @TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma how else did they pay for the new drive? That’s not cheap!

luke,
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@TheBreadmonkey in a slightly similar vein it seems whenever I look out the window one of my immediate neighbours is getting a Deliveroo. Do these fuckers not know how to cook??

luke,
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@TheBreadmonkey also your BiL sounds a complete twat btw. Know a surprising number of left wing men that believe in equality etc that leave all the housework for their partners as it’s women’s work. WTF?

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My cat Freds is very happy in this discarded shoebox.

luke, to random
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It was a glorious sunset or Worthing is on fire.

luke, to random
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Previously I wasn’t aware this existed but now I need to own it more than anything else in the world.

luke, to books
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Julia by Sandra Newman review – a new Nineteen Eighty-Four retelling from the prospective of Winston Smith’s lover. Looks interesting

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/oct/18/julia-by-sandra-newman-review-a-new-nineteen-eighty-four

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Blimey, Storm Ciarán hit here last night and we had 60mph winds off the sea and torrential rain. Still the milkman managed to deliver milk this morning! What a hero/nutter

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Went into the garden to hang the washing out and the birds are really giving it some on the song blend/volume. Also encountered an incredibly loud bumble bee

luke,
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@purplepadma until I got hearing aids I had no idea just how loud birds actually are.

purplepadma, to random
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Good morning, I had the best sleep I’ve had in weeks, so that’s relief. Just looking ahead to an empty weekend now and a rainy day and feeling dread about how to fill my time. Cold pizza and Ferrero Rocher for a post-birthday breakfast 💪🏻

luke,
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@purplepadma breakfast of champions

purplepadma, to random
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I’m struggling and I need cuteness or soothing things in my feed, anyone able to oblige?

luke,
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@purplepadma here’s my cats cleaning each other

video/mp4

luke,
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@purplepadma the grey one is Lucien (Lulu) and the ginger one is Freds (yes plural). Names they had when we adopted them from RSPCA

purplepadma, to random
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My mood is super low now. Yesterday was an OK day, but today I do not like my life. I can only hope that tomorrow will be a better day again. I did think yesterday that I might be coming out of this low, but right now I feel worse than I’ve felt in quite a few days

luke,
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@purplepadma that’s a bunch of arse. Keeping posting though

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Back from the cafe. I have achieved my main goal for the day, which was to post a 50th birthday card to my best friend from school. Second goal I will need Tom’s help, it’s to tidy the bedroom enough so it can be cleaned tomorrow. I just can’t do it alone.

luke,
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@purplepadma what did you have at the cafe?

luke,
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@purplepadma

purplepadma, to random
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I have never cried so much on my birthday

luke,
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@purplepadma was hoping these were happy tears but maybe not. For what it’s worth Happy Birthday

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Can we take a moment to appreciate how bad this photoshop job is? It looks like M.C. Escher cooked this burger.

luke,
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And from the same menu I present you with the 10 sausages meal!

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@purplepadma so how was the party??

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