rstevens

rstevens, 4 months ago to random

i’m so old, i remember when google returned search results

rstevens, 11 months ago to random

it all went wrong when we stopped using tables and frames to make websites

rstevens, 2 months ago to random

my beautiful, immortal blood for a to-do app that is half as good as a stack of index cards and a couple sharpies

rstevens, 4 months ago to random

what will be the big hot shit after AI dies out?

I hope it's naps

rstevens, 6 months ago to random

I had potato chips for dinner so you either really should or really shouldn't take life advice from me

rstevens, 4 months ago to random

do the germans have a word for when the tragic lunatics of your past try to reconnect via public events you are not at?

rstevens, 4 months ago to random

shout out to everybody who has feelings. they may be annoying, but they're real.

rstevens, 4 months ago to random

if you record video, it's not a podcast. i will die on this hill and take as many people as possible with me.

rstevens, 10 months ago to random

Umberto Eco uses 50% less fuel and 30% less packaging than regular Umberto

rstevens, 3 months ago to random

why have i started responding to things going wrong with, “oh well, life is a highway"?

who did this to me??

rstevens, 1 year ago to random

sorry, but i am never going to watch a video over reading an article unless i am trying to unclog a drain or toilet

rstevens, 6 months ago to random

hey, why not email tcook@apple.com today?

rstevens, 1 year ago to random

i’ve taken to grumbling “E CHU TA” under my breath lately, and now you will too

rstevens, 11 months ago to random

current scatterbrain status: “ooh, I should write my own to-do app!”

rstevens, 7 months ago to random

wait, i thought when you crossed over to stealing billions of dollars it ceased to be considered a crime #TheMoreYouKnow

rstevens, 3 months ago to random

it's wild to think that 20 years ago was 20 years ago

rstevens, 1 month ago to random

i don't want to hear anybody talk shit about siri until someone fixes the execrable mess which is google calendar

rstevens, 1 year ago to random

you're welcome to join me in a parasocial relationship if you have a bluesky code i can use

rstevens, 19 days ago to random

i wanna open a video store that only rents VHS tapes, but we somehow use AI, give me a billion dollars

rstevens, 7 months ago to random

is the plural of banjo “banjae”?

rstevens, 8 months ago to random

gonna make so much money when i bring my SmartGourd® Intelligent Halloween Technology to market

rstevens, 8 months ago to random

honk if you remember the OG wireless carplay

rstevens, 8 months ago to random

current mood:

rstevens, 9 months ago to random

my personality type is Nandor (extremely deadly and powerful whiner)

rstevens, 1 month ago to random

if you're not doing a bit 24-7, what are you even doing with your life