@kaffeeringe@arstechnica , apparently corporations can do whatever they want in the name of profit. We can all be cooked alive, as long as their shareholders get another buck.
My Neuralink implant is incredible. I was concerned by the electric shocks at first, but tech support assured me that it's a feature, not a bug. They even increased the voltage for me. If I upgrade to the premium membership for only $99 a month then Elon will restore my fondest childhood memories.
Lawyer: Harvey Weinstein hospitalized after his return to New York from upstate jail
“They examined him and sent him to Bellevue. It seems like he needs a lot of help, physically. He’s got a lot of problems. He’s getting all kinds of tests. He’s somewhat of a train wreck health wise,” Aidala said.
According to a still in effect 1784 law, it is illegal to eat pretzels in Pennsylvania unless you have a parrot on your shoulder. You are also legally required to share if the bird demands it.
I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:
-Every month is National Potato Month.
-George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
-Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.
-The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.
-Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.
I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.
@lowqualityfacts , I don't forgive you. How could you do that to us! How could you make us part of your covert attack on democracy and sleep at night? I thought I was coming to your page for a laugh, but I didn't know you were just trying to get me to read the nonsensical ramblings of Mein Kampf. 😭