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stumblewyk

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40-something nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, and my own oddball sensibilities.

#GoBirds #RingTheBell

"At some point in our evolution, we started making decisions consciously, and we're not very good at it."

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golgaloth, to gaming
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You're trying to enjoy a nice evening of wargaming with your horse, then some guy in a fluffy-fronted shirt walks in, threatens you with a pencil and steals your whiskey.

stumblewyk,
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@golgaloth a tale as old as time

stumblewyk, to random
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I'm about to buy coyote urine for work, AMA

slyflourish, to DnD
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I’m not throwing out D&D. I love D&D. This love does not extend to Hasbro.

I’m a fan of many of D&Ds designers but not a fan of Hasbro’s push to a dominant digital walled garden. That cuts its customers off from the larger hobby instead of expanding it.

I’m happy to play other RPGs but I still love D&D.

stumblewyk,
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@slyflourish I'm not abandoning D&D, but I have plans to give other systems a solid chance when my current campaigns reach their endpoints. I may not come back, but it's not because I don't love the game, it's because I think I might have just outgrown Hasbro's usefulness as it's caretaker.

stumblewyk, to nfl
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stumblewyk, to random
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A werewolf YouTuber named Lycan Subscribe

stumblewyk,
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A mycologist YouTuber named Lichen Subscribe

stumblewyk, to MLB
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To the surprise of precisely no one, the racists are out in full force to refute the inclusion of statistics in the cannon.

Not shocking to see them doing it, but it's still disappointing, you know? You're right, racists, Babe Ruth did hit 714 HRs. And Ty Cobb did have a career BA of .366. Those are both amazing numbers.

But they never had to hit off a healthy, in-his-prime Satchel Paige, you know?

@baseball

stumblewyk,
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(Additionally, I'm thilled to see the Negro Leagues exhibit at the HoF next week. Not looking forward to having to explain the importance and necessity of it to my son, but needs must, you know?)

stumblewyk, to random
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I don't think of it as a CPAP, I think of it as discount fighter pilot cosplay. You sleep. I sleep looking like Dollar Store Maverick. We are not the same.

stumblewyk, to Phillies
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Greetings from Citizen's Bank Park! (Hi Chase ♥️ u forever)

#Phillies #Mets #RingTheBell #Baseball #MLB
@baseball

stumblewyk, to baseball
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Good Guy™ Rhys Hoskins still causing trouble for the Mets. Gotta love it. @baseball

stumblewyk, to random
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Damn would I love to just nuke my FB account, but I need it to administrate the company's assorted FB pages, and friends, let me tell you, I hate every second of it.

stumblewyk, to wot
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Finally getting to WoT S2. I get the whole "it's an adaptation, not a direct conversion to screen" thing, but yikes, we're nowhere near the books, are we?

stumblewyk, to random
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stumblewyk, to eagles
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"What a Dumb Fucking Play", the 2023-2024 Philadelphia Eagles Video Yearbook

@nfl

stumblewyk, to NFL
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I have torn my Achilles, had a disc herniate in such a way that it pinched a nerve rendering me unable to stand, had 85 stitches in my face without anesthesia, and had a wire puncture one of my eyes.

I say all that so you understand this is not stated lightly: being an Eagles fan is PAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN

@nfl

stumblewyk, to nfl
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0-30 when trailing by 5+ at the start of the 4th quarter for SF under Shanahan. That shouldn't be mathematically possible. @nfl

stumblewyk, to eagles
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Hey fans! Want to cry/laugh/break down mentally? The Eagles somehow beat both the teams currently playing divisional round football on your TV screen. @nfl

stumblewyk, to apple
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The ability to switch audio to the local radio broadcast is such an underrated feature of watching baseball on . @baseball

stumblewyk, to random
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Utah. It's gotta be the whitest place on Earth, right?

stumblewyk, to random
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LOL, Kyle Neubeck absolutely pantsed Howard Eskin and took his lunch money. I've never been able to stand Eskin, and cannot let any mention of that troll go by without reminding the world that he once got one of his female callers murdered by her husband after sending her roses.

stumblewyk, to superbowl
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I love watching NFL football, damn do I hate NFL broadcasts, you know? @nfl

stumblewyk, to random
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So, listen, if you're ever feeling down about the fact that you've been grieving the death of a loved one for nearly 18 years, just start telling people you want to rent an ice cream truck in their memory, because then those people will hand you about $1800 in a little less than 24 hours, and suddenly you get to buy hundreds of kids ice cream, and that fucking rules!

stumblewyk, to random
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My New Year's resolution is to finally win the Sexiest Man Alive award.

stumblewyk, to eagles
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Fans of @nfl teams not named the : what's it like not actively hating your team for most of the game, only for them to make you love them all over again in the final couple minutes and needing to have your heart restarted with an AED? Also, I can only assume you have a head of luxurious locks of bountiful flowing hair from your lack of stress. So what's that like, too?

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