@wyri@haxim.us
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wyri

@wyri@haxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers.

Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s

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wyri, to Ubiquiti
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First part of a new long term home project coming in. An PoE+ switch to power a small cluster built using nodes. Going to blog about every step once it has been completed. But it is going to be a few quarters long project doing bit by bit

wyri, to php
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So what is everyone writing these days using for mocks and spies?

wyri, to Kubernetes
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As I'm importing my cloud cluster into I want to look at a new ingress. Looking for something very lightweight, runs on both ARM64 and AMD64 so it can run on my cloud and home clusters for simpler management, and is easy to manage (the less work the better). What is everyone using?

wyri, to php
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Let me partially rewrite this package I thought, how hard can it be? Yup now I'm learning all about the small details and timings of the protocol the package implements 😅 .

wyri, to php
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OH: More people use than 5.x

wyri, to php
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wyri, to php
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Hate it when this happens:

wyri, to Black_cats
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For this , I present you Deathwing the , sleeping on an elevated made of with a onder it. And nodes to the left in enclosures.

wyri, (edited ) to php
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Rethinking configuration for my / client generator while transforming it into a package generator. Currently using hydrating into classes. Mainly looking to support both those wanting to keep it simple and those with complex setups without to much duplication.

wyri, to random
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Baroness Draka enjoying the outside, even though she didn't even made it a meter out of the house

wyri, to random
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Alright new toy/project came in today. The Everything Presence One by . It's up and connected to the , pod is up and running, now to connect to it and the experimenting begins!

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wyri, to Kubernetes
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Run your own #kubernetes cluster on #raspberrypi's they said, it will be fun they said. So now once every blue moon there is a leader change in the middle of a #terraform apply 🤣

wyri, to random
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wyri, to privacy
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Just a FYI but if your cookie wall starts with "We value your privacy" and then forces me to go through a list of 1512 partners to turn them off one by one, instead of an easy "Reject all" next to your "Accept all". You don't give a flying fuck about my .

wyri, to php
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laughs in

Took a couple of weeks but it's reliably running locally on my laptop. At higher throughput than some years ago on dedicated hardware, before the refactoring 😎 .

Bunny consuming 60K messages a second from a local RabbitMQ server

wyri, (edited ) to php
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Got some CPU heavy task to do in , should I use threads?

wyri, to Kubernetes
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Not sure who needs to hear this, but this is a node.

wyri, (edited ) to php
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Been working on optimizing my client generator. One of the big themes is fully relying on @reactphp's async package for fibers and making the API as clean and simple as possible. That yields code reductions such as this:

wyri, to random
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I swear I didn't commit the vendor/node_modules/yarn cache directory! It's just pretty printing :

wyri, to LEGO
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Took me the better part of the day. But well worth installing a light kit in our

wyri, to random
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17 years ago our ISP gave my housemates and me shit for using 40GB in a month
17 hours ago my wife and I watched a 4K movie streaming it for the internet, 20GB in less than 3 hours

Times sure have changed, looking into our past months' traffic: 4.5TB. And that is just watching TV, playing games, and our phones backing up data to the cloud.

wyri, to random
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So I've heard ya'll like developers who delete code. How am I doing?

wyri, to random
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Fuck cancer

wyri, to php
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@dseguy it was a honor getting banned from questions together with @jrf_nl during the Amsterdam meetup today 😎

wyri, to php
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A random unit test breaks in one of my packages, but only on , both and are fine. And of course, it's about \r and
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