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scudery, French
@scudery@piaille.fr avatar

On est jeune, on baise, on est des turbo gauchistes et puis un jour on se retrouve à mettre des p'tits filous emballage pokémon dans un sac de picnic isotherme à 23h

alter_unicorn,
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike avatar

@VoronoV @scudery @Cinquante_et_1 c'était pénible toutes les égratignures laissées par l'ours qu'ont devait mettre KO pour pouvoir aller dans la rivière en paix.

Cinquante_et_1,
@Cinquante_et_1@masto.bike avatar

@alter_unicorn Quoi ? T'avais pas ta pince à linge ?
@VoronoV @scudery

eleventy,
@eleventy@fosstodon.org avatar

objection.

Jain,
@Jain@blob.cat avatar

@eleventy :comfysweat: wtf

vanilla,
@vanilla@social.spicyweb.dev avatar

@jgarber @eleventy @Meyerweb HR has entered the chat

seachanger,
@seachanger@alaskan.social avatar

"The U.S. Department of Justice-including the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, an appointed U.S. special counsel and the solicitor general, all of whom were involved in different ways in the criminal prosecutions underlying these cases and are opposing Mr. Trump’s constitutional and statutory claims — can petition the other seven justices to require Justices Alito and Thomas to recuse themselves not as a matter of grace but as a matter of law."

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/opinion/alito-thomas-recuse-trump-jan-6.html

seachanger,
@seachanger@alaskan.social avatar

@Karstan i'm generally of the persuasion to push with everything you got toward justice just in case it works

seachanger,
@seachanger@alaskan.social avatar

@Silba @rustoleumlove @bouriquet really please avoid the false equivalency stuff in the replies here, its so tedious. none of this is a simple binary

heidilifeldman,
@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social avatar

has no shame. It isn’t just that he refuses to recuse himself from cases before the Supreme Court — it’s his arrogant assertion that he can assess how a “reasonable person” would view his involvement. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/05/29/justice-alito-rejects-recuse-flags-jan-6-cases/ 73895356007/ 1/

shekinahcancook,
@shekinahcancook@babka.social avatar

@heidilifeldman

Well, until somebody send in officers to arrest him and haul him off to jail without bond for treason, nothing is going to change. See also Thomas.

Kathryn934,
@Kathryn934@mastodon.social avatar

@heidilifeldman You are right: an unbiased and reasonable person might reasonably question the Justice's impartiality....and I do. Justice Alito is not unbiased, and he is wrong. Another sad day for our country.

joesteel,
@joesteel@duck.haus avatar

What a curiously dispassionate post on The Verge about their parent company signing a deal with OpenAI. It’s interesting that they posted about it in a way that lumps it together with the other deals and there’s no statement from The Verge’s famously opinionated leadership about what this deal means for publishing, journalism, and the open web.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/29/24167072/openai-content-copyright-vox-media-the-atlantic

Gte,
@Gte@mastodon.social avatar

@joesteel It’s not like OpenAI had removed headphone jacks, Joe.

joesteel,
@joesteel@duck.haus avatar

@Gte
Pros:

  • Short term financial gain

Cons:

  • Generative AI in the commerce product results in undifferentiated ad sales product
  • Attribution no one will click through on
  • No headphone jack

Score: 8/10

LegalizeBrain, (edited ) French
@LegalizeBrain@mastodon.zaclys.com avatar

Moi : essaie des nouvelles lunettes de soleil qui me vont trop bien.

Mon amoureuse : "Je suis pas sûre on dirait un mec de droite qui a un bateau en Corse."

Je vais aller pleurer au coin.

HydrePrever,
@HydrePrever@mathstodon.xyz avatar

@flomaraninchi @APDMS @LegalizeBrain mais c'est un pinzutu de droite qui a un bateau en Corse, pas un corse

LegalizeBrain,
@LegalizeBrain@mastodon.zaclys.com avatar

@HydrePrever @flomaraninchi @APDMS Mais oui, évidemment !

evilcookies98,
@evilcookies98@dragonscave.space avatar

I don’t know why this just popped into my head. OK, so Apple removed the physical Sim cards from their new phones. That kind of destroys the dual Sim functionality they bragged about.

adam,

@evilcookies98 Oh, LOL. That totally went over my head, that's for sure. But then again I haven't even thought of JAWS basic training in twenty-five years. LOL.

evilcookies98,
@evilcookies98@dragonscave.space avatar

@adam I wish there was more comprehensive training available. I want to learn all the buttons.

scudery, French
@scudery@piaille.fr avatar

L'inconvénient de vivre après la révolution néolithique c'est quand même les picnics à préparer pour l'école, alors qu'au paléolithique, les gamins, picnic à l'école maternelle, hop, les mamans elles s'emmerdaient pas, elles mettaient une sagaie dans le cartab et hop t'attraperas un renne pour ton déjeuner

scudery,
@scudery@piaille.fr avatar

@ndjee @Galamadryade
Purée faut je vois ça

Galamadryade,
@Galamadryade@piaille.fr avatar

@scudery Alors dans cet esprit, il veut apprendre à pêcher...

Camille_Poulsard, French
@Camille_Poulsard@mamot.fr avatar

Ma mère : 'Excuse-moi, je t'appelle juste une minute"

Ma mère 20 minute après : "Alors le chat...''

Camille_Poulsard,
@Camille_Poulsard@mamot.fr avatar

@pasqualeberesti

C'était juste une anecdote parmi une multitude ^^

Je connais déjà un peu... 😉

pasqualeberesti,
@pasqualeberesti@piaille.fr avatar

@Camille_Poulsard
ha ouf ! je suis rassuré, je vais mieux dormir ! 😉

soweliniko,

The ticket gate that transes your gender

astrid,
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech avatar

@soweliniko xenogender phobic :(

apophis,
@apophis@brain.worm.pink avatar

@astrid @soweliniko that's just a poorly worded exhortation to leave all your agab baggage behind

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

😂✔️💉

Via Rupar: 1/…

: " is trying to make the country forget just how dark and unsettling things were while he was president ... telling Americans, 'just inject a little bleach.' The way he's acting, I think he might've injected a hell of a lot of bleach in himself."

randy,
@randy@social.coop avatar

@timo21 @GottaLaff just wait until he names Donald Jr. as his VP pick.

samhainnight,
@samhainnight@mstdn.social avatar

@randy @timo21 @GottaLaff More like Ivanka

schwa,
@schwa@mastodon.social avatar

So if trump loses this year. Does he go away forever this time?

Please.

Pretty please.

schwa,
@schwa@mastodon.social avatar

@atomicbird He can run with those lifts?

dzamir,
@dzamir@mastodon.uno avatar

@schwa not until he dies, like Berlusconi did in Italy

astrid,
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech avatar

we're a data driven organization. we see data and go oooooo

astrid,
@astrid@fedi.astrid.tech avatar

this performance cycle, the board has reviewed its own performance and found it to be beyond all expectations

4censord,
@4censord@unfug.social avatar

@astrid beyond all expectations is very easy if you didn't have any expectations to begin wtih

christianselig,
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

Random SwiftUI question: is there a way to force SwiftUI's TabView to create all its views' bodies immediately? Say tab 3 kicks off a network request when a subview is created and it'd be great if it started immediately

In UIKitLand loadViewIfNeeded() worked well for this, but I can't figure out how to get SwiftUI to create the view

I could manually cycle between them (and it persists obviously), but that feels hacky

christianselig,
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

@axiixc My code before was a little off in showing the issue so I updated it ever so slightly, but assuming this is what you mean by a container view there's no change I can perceive unfortunately https://gist.github.com/christianselig/db67348f4001117958d145444941e296

christianselig,
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

@millenomi For what ever reason I've never been able to successfully interoperate UITabBarController and SwiftUI manually, it exhibits even weirder behavior, like recreating the tabs from scratch each time they're switched to (where in this case the root is a UITabBarController as a UIViewControllerRepresentable, with each of its view controllers being SwiftUI UIHostingControllers)

Teri_Kanefield,
@Teri_Kanefield@mastodon.social avatar

I read the jury instructions.

With the disclaimer that this is absolutely not a prediction of what the jury will do, not much in the jury instructions change what I had to say here:

https://terikanefield.com/wheres-the-beef-trumps-manhattan-criminal-case-and-some-mind-bending-legal-puzzles/

I wrote about predicate crimes for predicate crimes.

The predicate crime for falsification of business records is
NEW YORK ELECTION LAW § 17-152 PREDICATE.

The jury gets three possible predicate crimes for 17-152.

1/

Teri_Kanefield,
@Teri_Kanefield@mastodon.social avatar

But imagine this happening: Trump gets an invoice from Cohen that says "legal services" and he says, "I am going to record this as legal services so that we can cheat on our FECA reporting."

Could it happen? Certainly.

But that is a far cry from "let's pay off Stormy Daniels so that I can win the election."

6/

dsurkin,
@dsurkin@mastodon.social avatar

@Teri_Kanefield Teri, are you saying that there is significance to the interval between the date of predicate crime and the date of the fraudulent business records? If so, I respectfully disagree.

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