Spending more than 5 minutes making spicy YouTube takedowns about Zak Syndrr’s #RebelMoon films is like taunting clowns for their injudicious use of pies.
The Rebel Moon movies are like watching someone else play a video game.
They're visually distinctive - everything looks cool - and there are plenty of exposition dumps that would work fine as cut scenes. Players could unlock new POV characters as Kora progresses through the story with Gunnar, assembling her magnificent 7 space samurai. The predictable, cliche story wouldn't be nearly as irritating if you could be immersed in it, rather than just watching it.
There are two #ZackSnyder flicks that I really like: Dawn of the Dead and, specially, Sucker Punch (sue me). Overall I generally like his visual flair, but his projects tend to be really hit and miss, IMO. And when he misses, he really does. Case in point: the AliExpress Star Wars palimpsest that is #RebelMoon, or what you'll find in the dictionary when you search "sh*tshow".
Wie zu erwarten, war Rebel Moon Teil 2 schlecht. Ich hatte nicht viel erwartet nach dem Desaster das sich Teil 1 nennt. Teil 2 hat das nochmal auf die Spitze getrieben. Wer was zum einschlafen braucht, dem helfen die vielen unnötigen Slow-Motion Sequenzen sicher. Die Logik vieler Dinge sollte man auch nicht hinterfragen.
#netflix#rebelmoon
J'ai à peine commencé et je trouve ça débile.
Les mecs labourent au cheval, les maisons font XIX, ils sont habillés comme des cut' bien crasseux du début du siècle, mais ils ont des portes qui coulissent à détection de présence et fermeture auto ?
Vraiment ? 🤦♂️
This is the only review of #RebelMoon, which I haven’t and won’t see, that I will be reading.
> This is when we find out that SURPRISE! Kora’s a badass who used to work for the Not Empire, and that she can kill everyone using the power of digital fight scene choreography.
Tried watching #RebelMoon again, and ... oof. Tapped out with like 45 mins to go. The visuals are interesting (in a 40k/Dune knockoff sort of way), but the script is just so very bad.
It's all so serious! Without any real solid ideas behind it to justify its existence, or even a sense of fun and levity to watch the space lasers go pew pew pew.
Got around to watching #RebelMoon and I knew I shouldn’t have bothered. It’s a po-faced remake of Battle Beyond the Stars (which in turn was a remake of Magnificent 7 and Seven Samurai), but with Snyder’s lens flare, oiled pecs, wooden dialogue and slowmo fight scenes.
Read @louie’s fascinating behind-the-scenes of how he got involved in the production and created four entirely original alien alphabets for their unique languages and writing systems—totaling over twenty individual fonts and hundreds of bespoke characters.
Tried to watch Rebel Moon last night but the extreme violence of an oppressive government and military over defenseless people was too hard to watch. I’ve been watching this happen for nearly 90 days in real life. I do not need it as a form of entertainment. #RebelMoon
Zack Snyder's"Rebel Moon" is an obviously terrible movie which I will never watch, but I'm really coming to appreciate its existence ... not for itself, but for the delightful terse reactions it's inspiring across my feeds:
"Like Star Wars was directed by a pair of Oakley sunglasses."
"Star Wars, The Chronicles of Riddick, and Firefly all smashed together. It was like when you mix all the soda flavors together."
"It feels like watching 350 little tik tok vignettes in a row."
Just finished watching #RebelMoon and it's hard to express just how bad it is. The thinnest veneer of Star Wars and Warhammer 40K, wrapped around 100 unoriginal ideas and platitudes, then stuffed to bursting with a super-sized serving of mediocre slow motion fight scenes.
Habe mir in einem zweiten Anlauf #RebelMoon fertig angesehen. Bin enttäuscht. Aus meiner Sicht ein schlechtes Drehbuch, die Helden sind mir egal (fiebere nicht mit). Star Wars und Co Elemente werden schlecht kopiert. Alles wirkt klein und billig.
1 von 10 Punkten. Den einen Punkt bekommt der Roboter. Kampfroboter, die nach dem Tod der Prinzessin die Waffen niederlegten und jetzt Arbeitsroboter sind … die Idee ist ausbaubar und der eine Robot hat emotionaler gespielt als die Hälfte der Crew.
Pues hemos visto #RebelMoon y...
Oye, ni tan mal. 👍
Hay cosas que nos han chirriado/tronchado, como la constante cámara lenta sobre otra cámara lenta que ni sigue ritmo de música ni realza movimientos espectaculares sino que en muchas ocasiones muestra más claramente el endeble agarre de armas de Sofia Boutella, pero para ser una historia rescatada de una propuesta para #StarWars y basada en 7 Samurai tiene escenas de acción cojonudas.
Fisher, Coleman y Nair 🤩🤯
Actually on second and third thoughts, Rebel Moon is like if someone super-glued tropes and themes from Lord of the Rings onto a Star Wars picture book. #RebelMoon I'm probably going to be picking this apart in my own special way for about a week or two.