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blabberlicious

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Doing doughnuts in Life’s car park.
🇦🇷 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 Worked for Games Workshop. Author of Fighting Fantasy Gamebooks. Designed the Playstation website. Creative at Leo Burnett, invented Kellogg Characters & wrote TV spots. Video Projections for Theatre and Opera. Filmed London Mayor Sadiq Khan's election campaigns.

Please unfollow or block if you don’t like my crappy takes 🙏🏻

#Animation #Videography #Editing #Argentina #Ireland #UK #NoSearch #NoBot

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blabberlicious, to movies
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Spending more than 5 minutes making spicy YouTube takedowns about Zak Syndrr’s #RebelMoon films is like taunting clowns for their injudicious use of pies.

#Film
#badfilm

blabberlicious,
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@Tim_Eagon
Perhaps I should make a YT critique of Rebel Moon critiques? 😝

rolle, to fediverse
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People still can’t wrap their minds around the fact that the social networks in the Fediverse do not need excessive investor money to thrive.

#Fediverse #Mastodon #SocialWeb #ActivityPub

blabberlicious,
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@rolle @TheLastofHisName
The Fediverse crossed the streams, and nothing exploded. 🤓

blabberlicious, to random
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My dad was always a bit of a hipster.
In His 20s he rode a Penny Farthing bicycle, then, in later life, a 1939 Riley.
In his 70’s, made himself a Coracle, which he attempted to paddle on the Thames, near Chelsea Bridge. He was intercepted by a policeman.
The second voyage was more successful: in the pond outside his house, on Wandsworth Common.

He was a Dude.
I miss him.

Archive picture of a Coracle

thomasfuchs, to random
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There's people arguing that the Apple Crush! ad is "neat" and "fun".

It's literally showing the wanton destruction of things we love and make us human. Including shots that makes you identify with the things as a viewer.

I don't understand what's wrong with people. Do they not have emotions?

blabberlicious,
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@thomasfuchs
Did you read Gruber’s take?
Hilarious.
A real Swisher moment.

blabberlicious,
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@thomasfuchs
You are missing such insight:

“When I first saw the ad during the keynote, I didn’t think twice about it. It didn’t strike me as particularly clever, but I didn’t suspect for even a second that it might prove even slighty controversial.”

🤣

blabberlicious, to guitar
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Brief timeout from shit posting about AI to share an absolutely beautiful film about the evolution of the Spanish . Featuring the amazing Julian Bream. The Spanish landscape is the star. I miss it so.

A glorious 3.5 hour meditation on the glory of human virtuosity.

Stick that in your iPad Apple. Oh! No room, you say?

https://youtu.be/m8PLl1Hir3ol

blabberlicious, to TeslaMotors
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“Neuralink’s first in-human brain implant has experienced a problem, company says”

denies it, and blamed a worm for leaking false information.

craigmod, to random

this ipad is so thin that we had to sacrifice everything you love and destroy all the romance of the world to make it so — enjoy!

blabberlicious,
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@craigmod @glennf
"On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984 won't be like 1984."

How it’s going:
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot* stamping on a human face— forever.”

  • George Orwell
clive, to random
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When you think of the various features of online media -- and how they've had a hand in deforming the information landscape ...

... i.e. procedural ads, algorithmically-sorted newsfeeds, etc ...

... I'm increasingly realizing there's one element that's having a big, malign effect:

Affiliate links

They're a key propellant in the modern eruption of AI-authored, grey-goo "product reviews"

You see that in this terrific Maggie Harrison Dupré piece at Futurism: https://futurism.com/advon-ai-content

1/x

blabberlicious,
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@clive
Reading #Google’s anti #Slop policy is a masterclass in cognitive dissonance.

Tip: Ignore the premise that they are actually combating each behaviour, and use it instead like a handy Google Search Bingo Card.

It make using search fun.

https://developers.google.com/search/docs/essentials/spam-policies

StillIRise1963, to random
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I’m grateful for all of you. I couldn’t go through all this insanity alone.

blabberlicious,
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kevinteljeur, to random
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I know, I will use Likewise's AI search assistant to recommend some murder mystery series for my girlfriend and I to watch together on Disney Mouse:

blabberlicious,
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@kevinteljeur
Pretty accurate results: absolute mystery why anyone would watch those Percy Jackson films. They murdered him, according to my son.

StillIRise1963, to random
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Nothing like successfully unclogging sinks and tubs.

blabberlicious,
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@StillIRise1963 My wife will never know that feeling. She invested in a Hus-Bot™️.

(She’s actually a bit phobic about fishing out ‘bits’ in sinks and drains. We have silent agreement that it’s my job, which I respect. )

kevinteljeur, to random
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Strongly suspecting that the eardrum repair has failed and now I’ll be sitting out the next five weeks knowing it was a massive waste of time and effort.

blabberlicious,
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@kevinteljeur
FEK! 😤
Sorry to learn that.

blabberlicious, to random
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After the count, two bin faces!
😂🤡✌️
Well done Sadiq.

Geri, to random
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At the end of Hall's speech, someone called out "You're a racist"

blabberlicious,
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@Geri
Her Taxi driver, trying to get his ride to notice him.

veronica, to ArtificialIntelligence
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I don't usually talk to myself, but I do yell at my vacuum cleaner robot.

blabberlicious,
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@veronica
And the poor thing has to suck it up.

🤖!!!

StillIRise1963, to random
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I replaced 2 cable boxes for my parents this morning. I couldn’t take the new remotes because they’re black with tiny buttons that my parents would never be able to see.

blabberlicious,
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@StillIRise1963
Don't get me started at the lunacy of remotes.

Designed for Gamers, Operated by Seniors. Not a match made in heaven.

blabberlicious,
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@StillIRise1963
🧵Here’s my exclusive design for a workable seniors’ remote.

Arrived at after years of hair pulling and button obscuring.

TV has a monster YouTube* playlist of all her musical bangers playing (auto-play On). Via a Apple TV (Or Chromecast)

The green button simply turns on/off the screen and sound, but doesn’t stop the video device playing.

Fail safe!

blabberlicious,
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@StillIRise1963
2) EVERY manufacturer should be FORCED to provide a pared down remote with their TVs & Boxes, that doesn’t have enough fucking buttons to control a space shuttle.

*YouTube “free” amounts to psychological torture for seniors. Don’t subject them to it. A shitshow of incomprehensible random ads does not induce happiness.

So little consideration for what we all will eventually need.

blabberlicious,
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@StillIRise1963 If my mum sees a note or helpful sticker placed on any appliances, she IMMEDIATELY removes it and tosses it away.

“I’ve committed it to memory”
😂

Sound familiar?

futurebird, to random
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There are some cute bees in this new CPBBD episode

On the downside the ANTS are not given enough credit for ANYTHING.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yulZQ3VPlgg

blabberlicious,
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@futurebird
I found a lovely home for some insect glamping. Plenty of room at the inn!

blabberlicious, to random
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I rarely drive. I had to drive across London today. Main thought, was how utterly filthy the whole place looks, everything caked in grey dirt - thrown up by a bazillion cars.

Going through Tooting, there where Susana Hill Anti Ulez Plackards taped to junction railings.

They were filthy, too.
Perhaps more so. 😕


Claydisarray, to Taskmaster
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blabberlicious,
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@Claydisarray
You are so good at capturing the gist of faces.

“The Gist Catcher” to the stars. ❤️

blabberlicious, to macos
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Anyone want a MacPro 3.1 2008 Tower?

Free to collect in the next 4 days from Wandsworth, South West London.

I wish they made them like this again. Absolute workhorse. 🥲


blabberlicious,
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@kevinteljeur

I tweeted away all my sound recording equipment for free.
Including Akai s1000 Samplers.

The young chap who collected was monosyllabic. He complained that he didn’t have anything to cary away with. 🤷

Didn’t say thanks.

Later than day, saw him in Twitter, flexing to his mates about how he had nabbed a ‘monster set’ up from an old gezzer (53).

I lit up his feed like a Christmas tree 😡

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