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DaveMasonDotMe

@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division
โœ Comments his code
๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Optimizes slow SQL Queries
๐Ÿ“ Loves Notepad.exe
๐Ÿš— Unicorn Driver
๐Ÿ“ท Aspiring mediocre photographer
๐Ÿง  Atheist
๐Ÿ”  Defines his acronyms
๐ŸŒ Proponent of abbr tag for HTML

Topics I post frequently:
๐Ÿ”˜ #SQLServer
๐Ÿ”˜ #Celtics/ (Nat'l Basketball Assoc)
๐Ÿ”˜ #UCF (Univ of Central Florida)
๐Ÿ”˜ #RStats (R programming language)
๐Ÿ”˜ #EV (Electric Vehicles)
๐Ÿ”˜ #Photography
๐Ÿ”˜ #Privacy

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jdm2, to nba
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During my podcast run I ran into Bill Simmons confessing that this is the easiest path to the championship for the and if itโ€™s yet another disappointing playoffs then they should blow it up.

@nba

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@jdm2 @nba
Hard to argue against that.

DaveMasonDotMe, to random
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Well, at least I never posted anything on Reddit.

DaveMasonDotMe, to devops
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DaveMasonDotMe, to stackoverflow
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It's hard to imagine made their decision without considering the fate and suffered. That they willingly chose to burn the remaining goodwill they had with their users is bewildering.

Right now, people are having active conversations here on about an / replacement for SO.

DaveMasonDotMe, to SQLServer
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I continue to be astounded at how shockingly bad people are at designing database tables with efficient (normalized) designs.

Software vendors, Senior Developers, even Data Architects...a lot of them don't even hit 1st Normal Form.

How are we (IT folks) collectively so goddamn terrible at this?

I. Just. Don't. Get. It.



DaveMasonDotMe, to privacy
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I attempted to play putt-putt today. I was asked to create an account, which included some , including name, DOB, email address, phone number, etc.

I declined to give them my info. I was told I could not play without it. So I left.

A twelve dollar transaction.

Putt-putt.



DaveMasonDotMe,
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You don't have to be some old geezer to know it wasn't always this way.

DaveMasonDotMe,
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Where will it end? Are we hurtling towards a future where you'll be required to provide ...
๐Ÿ”นTo buy groceries?
๐Ÿ”นTo get gas?
๐Ÿ”นTo get a soda from a vending machine?

DaveMasonDotMe,
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It sure sounded absurd as I typed that out.
But is it?

DaveMasonDotMe, to Suns
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Rudy Gobert seemed determined to turn the ball over during one sequence tonight.



dangillmor, to random
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In a society where privacy had any meaning at all, the top executives at UnitedHealth would be fired -- with no golden parachutes -- or, better yet, indicted for their incompetence and indifference. https://techcrunch.com/2024/04/22/unitedhealth-change-healthcare-hackers-substantial-proportion-americans/

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@dangillmor
๐Ÿ’ฏ

BasicAppleGuy, to random
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Call me old fashioned but this is still the best wearable ever made.

DaveMasonDotMe,
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@BasicAppleGuy
Psssst!
It's a post about denim jackets, ya'll.

eff, to random
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Courts should interpret the 4th Amendment to mean the government can't buy data from data brokers if it would have needed a warrant to get it directly from a person or service provider, EFFโ€™s @Adam_D_Schwartz told FedScoop. https://fedscoop.com/ice-pursuing-privacy-approvals-related-to-controversial-phone-location-data/

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@eff
๐Ÿ’ฏ

DaveMasonDotMe, to random
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TechCrunch, to random
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Kiki World, a beauty brand that uses web3 for customer co-creation and ownership, raises $7M from a16z https://tcrn.ch/3UdKBi8

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@TechCrunch

What is "a16z"?

Would it kill you to not use numeronyms?

DaveMasonDotMe, to random
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Headline: Six-pack of identical Ford Pinto Wagons for sale, in case you were looking

Me: As many of you know, I do love wagons. But imma have to say no.

https://www.autoblog.com/2024/03/26/six-pack-of-identical-ford-pinto-wagons-for-sale-in-case-you-were-looking/

DaveMasonDotMe, to religion
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Out of all the enduring, bad memories I have of growing up with , Zombie Jesus Day is one that stands out.

Mom & Dad dragged me out of bed in the wee hours of the morning so we could go to church for a sunrise service. Ugh!

No holiday is worth that to a kid.

And I haven't even mentioned the indoctrination...

DaveMasonDotMe, to random
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is unintuitive and unworthy of me.

verge, to random
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Mozilla just ditched its privacy partner because its CEO is tied to data brokers https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/22/24109116/mozilla-ends-onerep-data-removal-partnership

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@verge
I have to tell ya, your 'headline' stinks.

Whose CEO is tied to data brokers?

Mozilla's CEO? Or their privacy partner's CEO? ๐Ÿค”

DaveMasonDotMe, to random
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Developer tells me the new table they just created is 'temporary' and will only be around for a week or two. ๐Ÿ™„

I should also receive the ownership deed to the Brooklyn Bridge any moment now...


DaveMasonDotMe, to privacy
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Every time I see a well meaning post explaining 'How to <disable some setting/opt out of an unwanted feature> on <company whose business model is to violate your >' I want to scream.

The appropriate action is to delete your account and never look back.

Cmastication, to random
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I found an Instagram channel that teaches dirty words in American Sign Language and now my 16 yo and I call each other awful names without my wife knowing. Daddy / daughter bonding.

DaveMasonDotMe, (edited )
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@Cmastication
Not authentic, but still a classic.

verge, to random
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Volkswagen ID.7 review: a superior EV that happens to be a sedan https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/1/24084671/volkswagen-id7-review-ev-sedan-specs-price-photos

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@verge
"Volkswagenโ€™s first non-SUV EV to hit American shores...?" ๐Ÿค”

The VW e-Golf would like to have a word.

CelloMomOnCars, to TeslaMotors
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"The head of the IPCC has compared the rollout of carbon capture and storage (#CCS) to "trying to push water uphill," questioning a technology that the oil and gas industry has long touted as integral to net-zero emission plans.

The International Energy Agency has previously called for the oil and gas industry to let go of the "illusion" that carbon capture is a solution to climate change, pushing instead for energy majors to ramp up investments in clean energy."

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/business/money-report/big-oils-favorite-climate-solution-is-like-trying-to-push-water-uphill-climate-chief-says/5176733/

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@CelloMomOnCars
What is CCS?

notsle, to devops
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Is there some tool that would allow me to "Describe" a database say with a config file (JSON, YML) and it create the scripts to both create or update an existing DB to match the latest scheme?

Thinking similar to say ruby on rails style ORM but to be a standalone tool for maintaining DBs used by various apps? I do need it to work with MS SQL Server

DaveMasonDotMe,
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@notsle

Once you have a dacpac in hand, it can be used to sync the schema of an existing database (to match the schema of the dacpac). I've done this manually via MS Visual Studio, but I'm not sure about automation.

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